"Ow! Hey! What is wrong with these shoes?!" The cries of #2 Son, as he struggled to get his shoes on and walk out the door to head for school at the same time could be heard all over the house.
Thunk, thunk. He banged them up against the wall, and peered in, and thunked them again. Then he looked up and said, "There's something alive in there!"
He wiggled the tongue around, and again looked into the depths, then said, "There's a gecko lizard in there!"
Sure enough, he shook and banged, and eventually a very startled little mottled reptile made its appearance, falling to the driveway and running off.
That does it. From now on, I'm shaking my shoes out before putting them on. I don't want anything in there alive that isn't part of me.
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