EDIT: Sorry. The picture is supposed to be a LOLCat with a very sour look on his face saying that next year, the man has to do his own taxes; i will keep trying to get it to post the pic, but with all the problems blogger is now having doing that, i'm not sure it's worth the trouble,
Brother-in-Law, The Mouth, that is.
Every year i threaten to make him do his own taxes.
It's not really that big of a deal, and it takes less than an hour. Single income, no kids, standard deduction, he used the free web filing, and pays the small fee to file with the state.
It's rather like a visit to the dentist, however. It's something you dread, tend to put off, and really just wish could be avoided altogether.
Since it can't, i'm glad it's over for another year.
For him. The worst of it is, that it's just starting for me. Now that i've done his, i can't put out of my mind any longer the fact that it is tax season, and i have to start going through everything. Ugh.
Wish me luck with the paper tiger, that it doesn't claw me back (or give me paper cuts).
Oh, and Happy Groundhog Day! My favorite holiday, because i don't have to DO anything to celebrate it.
Today is: Anniversary of Treaty of Tartu -- Estonia Bonza Bottler Day Candlemas
-- Christian -- or Presentation of Our Lord (f/k/a the Purification of
the Virgin Mary) - commemorates the presentation of Jesus in the Temple
and purification of Mary on the 40th day after the birth of Jesus.
Candles have been blessed on this day since the 11th century, and this
was the original forecaster, “If Candlemas is fair and clear, there’ll
be two winters in the year.” Bank Holiday -- Liechtenstein Candelaria Festival -- Puno, Peru (Virgen de la Candelaria, through the 16th) Dia de la Candelaria/Virgin of Candelaria -- Mexico; Spain La Fete de la Chandeleur -- Canada; France Matka Boska Gromniczna (Mother of God of the Blessed Thunder Candle) -- Poland Dump
Your Significant Jerk Day -- beginning of Dump Your Significant Jerk
Week; make a resolve and do it now, before Valentine's Day Festival of Juno Februa -- Ancient Roman Calendar (Juno as goddess of motherly and matrimonial love) Groundhog Day/Hedgehog Day/Badger Day -- what animal you looked to in order to predict the weather depended on where you lived Hromnice -- Czech Republic (hrom = thunder, a weather forecasting day) Imbolc/Sughnassad -- Pagan/Wiccan (Northern Hemisphere/Southern Hemisphere)
Brigmid -- Druid Calendar, also called Feast of Imbolc, celebrated
later as St. Bridget's Day, but originally a festival for Brigid, (also
known as Brighid, Bríde, Brigit, Brìd) goddess of poetry, healing, and
smithcraft. It is always halfway between Winter Solstice and Spring
Equinox, so some years it is on Feb. 1 with St. Brigid's Day
Serpent Day -- Celtic (The tradition was that on this day, the Brigmid,
snakes or badgers would come out of their winter dens and predict the
weather; perhaps a precursor to North America's Groundhog Day.) Wives' Feast Day -- Northern England (ancient celebration in association with Imbolc) Inventors' Day -- Thailand Laura
Ingalls Wilder Gingerbread Sociable -- Pomona, CA, US (Pomona Public
Library has on permanent display many of her original manuscripts) Le
Jour des Crepes -- France (Crepes Day, as crepes are traditionally
served on Candlemas; if you can flip the crepe pan and catch the crepe
in it with your right hand, while holding a gold coin in your left, you
will become rich this year!) National Heavenly Hash Day Orchid Festival -- Missouri Botanical Garden, St. Louis, MO, US (through Mar. 31) Six
Nations Championship (Rbs 6 Nations) -- annual rugby tournament between
England, France, Ireland, Italy, Scotland, and Wales (into March) Sled
Dog Day -- anniversary of the arrival, in 1925, of diphtheria antitoxin
in Nome, Alaska; in memory of the sled dogs, especially lead dogs Togo
and Balto, who made it possible St. Cornelius the Centurion's Day (the Cornelius converted by St. Paul in the Book of Acts) Twin
Cities' Krewe of Janus Mardi Gras Parade -- Monroe and West Monroe, LA,
US (If you are looking for more family friendly fun than downtown NOLA,
stick to parades is the smaller cities, like here!) Veja Diena -- Ancient Latvian Calendar (day of wind, with rituals performed to assure no wind damage next summer) Wand Dedication Day -- Fairy Calendar World Wetlands Day -- UN (2013 is also the UN International Year for Water Cooperation) Yuki no Carnival -- Unazuki Onsen, Toyama Prefecture, Japan (snow and ice sculpture winter festival) Yukon
Quest International 1,000 Mile Sled Dog Race -- Whitehorse, YT, Canada
to Fairbanks, AK, US (two week international competition for the best
mushers and dogs from around the world) Anniversaries Today: Samuel Clemens (Mark Twain) marries Olivia Langdon in Elmira, NY, 1870 Birthdays Today: Shakira, 1977 Michael T. Weiss, 1962 Christie Brinkley, 1954 Farah Fawcett, 1947 Graham Nash, 1942 David Jason, 1940 Tom Smothers, 1937 Les Dawson, 1934 Stan Getz, 1927 James Dickey, 1923 Ayn Rand, 1905 James Joyce, 1882 Solomom R. Guggenheim,1861 Toyotomi Hideyoshi,1536 (Japan's second "great unifier") Today in History: Alaric
II, eighth king of the Visigoths promulgates The Breviary of Alaric
(Breviarium Alaricianum or Lex Romana Visigothorum) a collection of
Roman law, 506 Pedro de Mendoza founds Buenos Aires, Argentina, 1536 New Amsterdam (later New York) is incorporated as a city, 1653 The first leopard is exhibited in the US, in Boston (admission 25 cents), 1802 Russian settlers establish the Ft. Ross trading post north of San Francisco, 1811 Jonathan Martin sets York Cathedral afire, does £60,000 damage, 1829 The first Chinese workers arrive in San Francisco, 1848 The first public men's toilet in Britain opens, on Fleet Street in London, 1852 Samuel Clemens uses the pen name Mark Twain for the first time, 1863 James Oliver invents the removable tempered steel plow blade, 1869 The SS Strathleven arrives in London with the first frozen mutton imported from Australia, 1880 The Knights of Columbus forms in New Haven, Connecticut, 1882 The first official Groundhog Day is observed in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, 1887 The bottle cap with cork seal is patented by William Painter of Baltimore, 1892 The
longest boxing match under modern rules takes place in Nameoki,
Illinois; 77 rounds between Harry Sharpe and Frank Crosby, 1892 The first movie close-up, of a man sneezing, is made at the Edison Studio in West Orange, NJ, 1893 The
Australian Premiers' Conference held in Melbourne decides to locate
Australia's capital, Canberra, between Sydney and Melbourne, 1899 Queen Victoria's funeral takes place, 1901 Musher
Gunner Kaasan and his sled team, led by Balto, finish the serum run
from Nenana to Nome, Alaska, delivering the much needed diphtheria
medication (inspiration for the Iditarod), 1925 Leonarde Keeler tests the first polygraph machine, 1935 The Groundhog Day gale hits the north-eastern United States and south-eastern Canada, 1976 F.W. de Klerk allows the African National Congress to function legally and promises to release Nelson Mandela, 1990