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It's time once again for a random and happy Tuesday, linking up with Stacy's Random Thoughts at Stacy Uncorked and Sandee at Comedy Plus.
Carl met me with the announcement, "Yesterday was testimony day at church!" When i asked him if he gave his testimony, he hesitated, then said, "Well I wrote it down, but it all went so fast!" By this i think he meant it was an open mic and he didn't get up the nerve to go up there before they moved on to the next part of the service.
Then i noticed he had an exercise video on his tablet. He was sitting at the table eating, and i asked him if he was going to exercise. He looked at me like i was crazy and said, "But I'm eating!" He watches the videos, he doesn't necessarily exercise to them, especially if there is something more interesting to do, like eat.
He has started trying to do more laundry the day before i come, but as usual, he doesn't quite do it all the way, meaning all the way to getting the clothes back to his room and put away. Most of them ended up on the kitchen chair, which i was not expecting. In the future i'll be watching for that (along with looking for clothes in the top of the closet and under the bed). There's always a curve ball with him.
When packing his snack, i ran into a sipper bag he wanted included and realized he had made his own version of sweet and salty.
It's Popcorners (a salty popcorn snack) and part of a PopTart. At least they both start with pop, maybe that's why he put them together.
How about a few funnies we used to call "bumper snickers":
Have a blessed and beautiful Tuesday, everyone!
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Today is:
Day of the Fallen against the Colonial Repression -- Angola
Day To Mourn Racism -- anniversary of the day ethnic discrimination was outlawed worldwide in 1969
Dimpled Chad Day -- if you have to ask, you wouldn't understand; sponsored by Wellcat Holidays
Earth at Perihelion -- 6:52am UTC (closest point to the Sun)
Eleventh Day of Christmas
Feast of St. Elizabeth Ann Seton (1st US-born Saint; Patron of Apostleship of the Sea, people ridiculed for their piety, widows; Shreveport, LA; against in-law problems, the death of children, the death of parents)
Festival of Fufluns -- Etruscan (god of wine, also of spring and rebirth; date approximate)
Get Out Your Boxer Shorts Day -- internet generated, and why, i do not know
Independence Day -- Myanmar(1948)
Martyrs' Day -- Democratic Republic of the Congo
National Spaghetti Day
Ogoni Day -- Movement for the Survival of the Ogoni People of the Niger River
Pop Music Chart Day -- Billboard magazine published the first one today in 1936
St. Pharaildis' Day (Patron of difficult marriages, victims of abuse, widows; Bruay, France; Ghent, Belgium; against childhood diseases)
Trivia Day -- celebration of those who have a doctorate in uselessology, sponsored by PunsCorp
World Braille Day -- birth anniversary of Louis Braille
World Hypnotism Day -- to remove myth and misconception, and promote the truths and benefits of hypnotism
Anniversaries Today:
Utah becomes the 45th US state, 1896
Birthdays Today:
Julia Ormond, 1965
Dave Roley, 1962
Michael Stipe, 1960
Matt Frewer, 1958
Ann Magnuson, 1956
Grace Bumbry, 1937
Dyan Cannon, 1937
Floyd Patterson, 1935
Don Shula, 1930
Barbara Rush, 1927
Jesse White, 1917
Jane Wyman, 1914
Sterling Holloway, 1905
Charles "Tom Thumb" Stratton, 1838
Louis Braille, 1809
Jakob Grimm, 1785
Benjamin Rush, 1746
Debuting/Premiering Today:
"Night Court"(TV), 1984
"Blondie"(TV), 1957
The Pop Music Charts in Billboard Magazine, 1936
"Academic Festival Overture"(Johannes Brahms Op. 80), 1881
Today in History:
Titus Labienus is defeated by Julius Caesar in the Battle of Ruspina, BC 46
Columbus leaves the "New World" on return from his first voyage, 1493
Spanish viceroy Alva banishes Zutphen City's only physician, Joost Sweiter, "because he is a Jew", 1570
Most of the Palace of Whitehall in London, the main residence of the English monarchs, is destroyed by fire, 1698
Andre Méchain discovers M80, the globular cluster in Scorpio, 1781
Samuel Colt sells his first revolver pistol to the United States government, 1847
4 wheeled roller skates patented by James Plimpton of NY, 1863
The New York Stock Exchange opens its first permanent headquarters at 10-12 Broad near Wall Street in New York City, 1865
Sofia is emancipated from Ottoman rule, 1878
The last known sighting of an eastern cougar, in Ontario, 1884
Dr W W Grant of Iowa, performs the first appendectomy (on Mary Gartside, 22), 1885
Thomas Stevens is the first man to bicycle around the world (SF-SF); his itinerary accounts "DISTANCE ACTUALLY WHEELED, ABOUT 13,500 MILES", 1887
The Scout Association is incorporated throughout the British Commonwealth by Royal Charter, 1912
The first elected Jewish governor, Moses Alexander, takes office in Idaho, 1915
Sputnik 1 reenters the atmosphere and burns up, 1958
Luna 1 becomes the first spacecraft to reach the vicinity of the Moon, 1959
Rose Heilbron becomes the first female judge to sit at the Old Bailey in London, 1972
Elizabeth Ann Seton becomes the first American-born saint, 1975
Spirit, a NASA Mars Rover, lands successfully on Mars at 04:35 UTC, 2004
The 110th United States Congress convenes, electing Nancy Pelosi as the first female Speaker of the House in U.S. history, 2007
The Burj Khalifa, the world's tallest building is officially opened, 2010
Eleven-year-old Kathryn Gray, of Canada, becomes the youngest person in the world to discover a supernova, 2011
The world's largest ever blue star sapphire at 1404.49 carats, found in a Sri Lankan mine in August 2015, is finally certified by Colombo's Gemology Institute, 2016
South Korea, the country with world's lowest birth rate, records more deaths than births for the first time, 2021
I think there is never a boring time with Carl. Sometimes he sounds interesting. Wishing you all the best for the New Year.
ReplyDeleteBumper snickers is a great name.
ReplyDeleteYay Carl. Job security. Hungry job security.
Carl is always good for something new and surprising :) Poptarts and popcorn of course go together well.
ReplyDeleteInteresting bumper stickers.
ReplyDeleteGod bless.
I'm exercising my jaw when I eat! As for those stickers, I can relate to most of them!
ReplyDeleteGood funnies, but that Carl is always amusing. We can't imagine going through life as he does, but it works for him and he is probably 100% stress free too.
ReplyDeleteBumper Snickers were the very best!!
ReplyDeleteLove all the funnies and love, love, love hearing about Carl. A whirlwind of fun. I'm sure he keeps you on your toes.
ReplyDeleteThank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.
Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. Big hug, my friend. ♥
Great funnies ~ LOL ~ Xo
ReplyDeleteWishing you a sweet day,
A ShutterBug Explores,
aka (A Creative Harbor)
EEEEk your funnies struck my funny bone a few times! And oh my Carl! He's a special one indeed! Cheers!
ReplyDeleteLots of laughs today from those "bumper stickers." And I do think Carl may be on to something with those exercise videos. If we watch them while we eat, maybe the calories don't count?
ReplyDeletevery clever play on words with the bumper stickers !! happy 2022 to you and the family mimi :) ☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeleteWatching an exercise video while eating sounds like something I would do. :) Great bunch of funnies.
ReplyDeleteYep, life according to Carl! Those were great funnies!
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't have to share the bag o stuff, I detest pop tarts! :P It sounds like you have a lot of interesting things to do, with your folks! At least, good stories, if nothing else!!
ReplyDeleteCat
Carl does keep you on your toes.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the funnies.
I think you should write a book: My Life Serving Carl!
ReplyDeleteWe have a testimony meeting in our church once a month and I don't blame Carl. Standing up there is just downright scary!
And those bumper stickers are laugh-out-loud funny!