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Poetry Monday was started by Diane at On The Alberta/Montana Border. Jenny at Procrastinating Donkey is on a blog semi-break and her poetry is sorely missed, we hope she comes back soon. Charlotte/Mother Owl participates, and now Karen at Baking in a Tornado is jumping in at least once a month, too. Anyone else is welcome to join in the fun, just let Diane know!
This week the theme is Halloween or Knock-Knock Jokes.
The ghosties and ghoulies are out in force,
accompanied by long legged beasties, of course.
Mamas push strollers and Daddies pull wagons
or the littles climb out to walk 'til they're draggin'.
Whole families in costumes that match come by,
the young ones searching for the sugar high.
Some parents stay home to hand candy out
sending teens to bring the younger about.
Those teens look on so longingly
i have to share with them, you see!
We see superheroes or monsters so scary,
this night is never just ordinary.
Answer the door and join all the fun,
May Halloween have another great run!
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I'ma tell a knock-knock joke,
get us in a flutter,
knock-knock / who's there? / peas / peas who?
Peas pass the butter!
I'ma tell a knock-knock joke,
keep us outta our ruts,
knock-knock / who's there? / cash / cash who?
No cashews, I like peanuts!
I'ma tell a knock-knock joke,
a funny one for you,
knock-knock / who's there? / cows go / cows go who?
No they don't, silly, cows go moo!
I'ma tell a knock/knock joke,
you'll get this one all right,
knock-knock / who's there? / Watson / Watson who?
Watson the TV tonight?
I'ma tell a knock-knock joke,
'cause i got plenty more,
knock-knock / who's there? / aisle / aisle who?
Aisle give a candy if you open the door!
I'ma tell a knock-knock joke,
only this season to be seen,
knock-knock / who's there? / Gladys / Gladys who?
So Gladys Halloween!
I'ma tell a knock-knock joke,
and you will be in clover,
knock-knock / who's there? / Lettuce / Lettuce who?
Lettuce say knock-knock time is over!
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Today is:
Admission Day -- Nevada, US
Allantide -- Cornwall, England
All Hallows Eve -- Christian
Apple and Candle Night -- Wales
Books for Treats Day -- San Jose, CA, US (give gently used books to kids, not candy -- feed their brains, not their cavities!)
Chiang Kai-Shek Day -- Taiwan
Day of the Seven Billion -- day in 2011 the UN declared the world population to have reached 7,000,000,000
Dia de las Iglesias Evangelicas y Protestantes -- Chile (Day of Evangelical and Protestant Churches/Reformation Day)
Dias de los Muertos -- Mexico, esp. Michoacan and Oaxaca (through Nov. 2; ceremonies, sand sculptures, decorated altars, and parties through the nights in the cemeteries)
Dookie Apple Night -- Newcastle, England
Duck Apple Night -- Liverpool, England
Feast of Sekhmet Bast Ra -- Ancient Egyptian Calendar (date approximate)
Festival of Inner Worlds -- Pagan (fight between the old and new year)
Founder's Day -- Girl Scouts of the USA (Juliette Gordon Low's birth anniversary)
Ghostwriter's Day
Hallowe'en or Beggar's Night
Increase Your Psychic Powers Day -- originated in England in the 19th century, some celebrated on the 30th
Marlborough Provincial Anniversary Day -- Marlborough, New Zealand
(goes back to Nov. next year?)
Martyr's Day -- Burkina Faso
National Candy/Caramel Apple Day
National Knock-Knock Joke Day
Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling knock-knock jokes!
National Magic Day -- Society of American Magicians (in honor of Harry Houdini, who died on this day in 1926, and who was president of the SoAM)
National UNICEF Day
Nut-Crack Night -- England; Scotland
October Bank Holiday -- Ireland
Old Celtic New Year's Eve
Out of the Broom Closet Day -- Pagan, Heathen, and all earth-based and ethnic religions
Pushkar Camel Fair -- Pushkar, India (for the camels, racing, fancy dress, changing owners, taking tourists on rides, and the chance to liven up this usually quiet town, and for the people, singing, dancing, exotic food, and watching the camels, as well as religious rituals at the time of the full moon; through Nov. 8)
Reformation Day -- Protestant Christian (trad.)
Official Holiday -- Germany; Slovenia
Samhain (northern hemisphere) / Beltane (southern hemisphere) -- Druids, Gaels, Welsh peoples, Neopagans, Wiccans (begins at sunset)
Scare a Friend Day -- just not so much that s/he isn't a friend any more
Senior Absurdity Day -- Horace Mann School, Bronx, NY, US (a day the kids look forward to each year)
Sneak Some of the Candy Yourself Before the Kids Start Knocking Day
St. Quentin's Day (Patron against coughs)
St. Wolfgang of Ratisbon's Day (Patron of apoplexics, carpenters, paralysed people, stroke victims; Regensburg, Germany; against apoplexy, paralysis, stomach diseases, strokes)
Thump-the-Door Night -- Isle of Mann
Trick or Treat Night
Vetmaetr -- Norse Calendar (Winter Nights; beginning of winter, the New Year, and the start of Odin leading the Wild Hunt)
Youth Honor Day -- Iowa, US
Anniversaries Today:
Mt. Rushmore is completed, 1941
Nevada becomes the 36th US State, 1864
Birthdays Today:
Robert "Vanilla Ice" Van Winkle, 1967
Adam Horovitz, 1966
Dermot Mulroney, 1963
Rob Schneider, 1963
Peter Jackson, 1961
Larry Mullen, Jr., 1961
John Candy, 1950
Jane Pauley, 1950
Deidre Hall, 1947
Stephen Rea, 1943
David Ogden Stiers, 1942
Ron Rifkin, 1939
Michael Landon, 1936
Dan Rather, 1931
Michael Collins, 1930
Barbara Bel Geddes, 1922
Dale Evans, 1912
Ethel Waters, 1896
Chaing Kai-shek, 1887
Juliette Gordon Low, 1860
John Keats, 1795
William Paca, 1740
Jan Vermeer, 1632
Debuting/Premiering Today:
"Car Talk"(Radio), 1987 (national debut, ten years after their start as a local show in Boston)
"Jamaica"(Musical), 1957
"Capricio Espagnol"(Rimsky-Korsakov Op. 34), 1887
"Tamerlano"(Handel opera, HWV 18), 1724
Today in History:
Ezra reads the Book of the Law to the Israelites after their return to Jerusalem from exile, BC445
First All Hallows Eve observed to honor all the saints, 834
Martin Luther posts his 95 Theses on the Wittenberg church door, marks the beginning of the Protestant Reformation, 1517
Georg Ludwig van Hannover is crowned as the English King George I, 1714
Execution of Girondins at Paris during the Reign of Terror, 1793
Sir Humphrey Davy of London patents the miner's safety lamp, 1815
A standard uniform is approved for US Postal workers, 1868
A tropical cyclone hits Bengal, about 200,000 die, 1876
John Boyd Dunlop patents the pneumatic bicycle tire, 1888
Arthur Conan Doyle publishes "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes", 1892
Dedication of the Lincoln Highway, the first automobile road across United States, 1913
The Battle of Beersheba of WWI marks the last successful cavalry charge in history, 1917
The first of 160 consecutive days of 100°F + temps at Marble Bar, Australia, 1923
World Savings Day is announced in Milan, Italy by the Members of the Association at the 1st International Savings Bank Congress, 1924
Mt. Rushmore sculptures are completed, 1941
The United Kingdom and France begin bombing Egypt to force the reopening of the Suez Canal, 1956
Indian Prime Minister Indira Gandhi is assassinated by two security guards, 1984
EgyptAir Flight 990 traveling from New York City to Cairo crashes off the coast of Nantucket, Massachusetts, killing all 217 on-board, 1999
Yachtsman Jesse Martin returns to Melbourne after 11 months of circumnavigating the world, solo, non-stop and unassisted, 1999
Soyuz TM-31 launches, carrying the first resident crew to the International Space Station, which has been continually crewed since, 2000
Surfer Bethany Hamilton loses her left arm and 3 liters of blood in a tiger shark attack; within a month she would be back on her board, and competing again within the year, 2003
The NYSE reopens after its first weather related shut down since the late 19th century; the two-day closure was due to Hurricane Sandy, 2012
In a landmark verdict, the Pakistani Supreme Court acquits a Christian woman of blasphemy against the prophet Mohammed after she has spent eight years on death row, 2018
A fire destroys most of the historic Shuri Castle, once seat of the Ryukyu Kingdom, on the island of Okinawa, Japan, 2019
Your Halloween reminder is spot on. Thanks for all the smiles (and a couple of groans).
ReplyDeleteGood poem. Happy Halloween.
ReplyDeleteTheir photo made me smile heheh!
ReplyDeleteI agree with that Halloween reminder too 👍
Have a Halloweentastic day 🎃🎃🎃🎃
Knock Knock ... Who's there? Have you forgotten me already, Mimi?
ReplyDeleteGod bless.
Love your poem,it is really good. Happy Howloween!
ReplyDeleteHappy halloween
ReplyDeleteA great post from bginning to end!
ReplyDeleteKnock knock / who's there?/ thank / thank who?
My pleasure.
Sweet kitties ~ so cozy ~ and fun poem and great 'spark' ~ Xo
ReplyDeleteWishing you good health, laughter and love in your days,
A ShutterBug Explores,
aka (A Creative Harbor)
A huge awww all the way around.
ReplyDeleteThank you for joining the Awww Mondays Blog Hop.
Have a fabulous Awww Monday and week, my friend. Big hug. ♥
Hi! Finally! I feel like I'm coming up for air. Your kitties? Awesome! So cute and cuddly looking. My kids love knock knocks. Thank you. They thank you for them. I will unthank you soon when they tell them to me twenty times! ;-)
ReplyDeleteThe kitties are so cute an that is a wonderful Spark. Good story and knock-knock jokes! Happy Halloween from the ghosts and goblins at Brian's Home!
ReplyDeleteCute poem and jokes. I agree about teens going trick or treating. Dansig and Link are adorable. Happy Halloween! XO
ReplyDeleteLove the knock-knock jokes. I only know one.
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