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Sunday, December 18, 2022

Not Quite Critical (Cajun Joke) and Sunday Selections

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Just because Sandee of Comedy Plus is no longer hosting a Silly Sunday blog hop, do not expect me to quit telling Cajun jokes, especially as it has now become a habit.


Little Girl and i exchanged these texts a while back:


LG:  Remember how you used to tell me you put me into this world and you can take me out?


LG:  Take me out!


me:  And that was a joke, by the way.


LG:  You're fine, lol it's a joke.  I have an ear infection and upper respiratory infection so im just slowly dying


Of course, she survived, but she really did feel awful for a while.


Boudreaux done gots him a new job wit' de funeral home.  A few week later, he done woke up wit' de terrible pain in hims middle.  He done woke up Clothile wit' his moanin', an' she done insist he gets him to de near urgent care.


While dey be on de way, Clothile ax, "You want me to call de boss an' tell him you be sick?"


An' Boudreaux say, "No, le's fine out what be wrong firs' so's we can tell him."


De doc done examine, an' do a test, an' fin'ly say, "You gots you a kidney stone."


Den Clothile look at Boudreaux an' say, "You wants me to call de fun'ral home now?"


An' de doc say, "Mais!  He don' be dat sick!"



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Sunday Selections was started as a way for bloggers to use photos that might otherwise just languish in their files.  The rules have been relaxed, and it is now simply a showcase for your photos, new or old, good or bad, although nothing rude, please.  It was hosted by River, who still participates, and is now hosted by Elephant's Child.       


It's been difficult to get pictures of the Christmas cheer, but i have gotten some.























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Today is:


Bake Cookies Day -- the holiday for everyone!


Eponalia -- Ancient Roman Calendar (feast of Epona, goddess of fertility and horses, mules, and donkeys; during the Saturnalia and the only Roman honoring of a Celtic deity)


Flake Appreciation Day -- snow or human, your choice!


Fourth Sunday of Advent -- Christian

    Lighting the Candle of Joy


Hanukkah -- Judaism (Festival of Lights; begins at sundown, through sundown Dec. 26)


Hug a Soccer Player Day -- this "holiday" has a Facebook page, but no other history


Icelandic Yuletide Lad of the Day, Hurdaskellir -- Door-Slammer, a noisy fellow who tries to keep everyone awake


International Answer the Phone like Buddy the Elf Day -- for fans of the film Elf, starring Will Ferrel


International Migrants Day -- UN


Khoiak Ceremony for the Sokar Festival -- Ancient Egyptian Calendar (falcon god; date approximate)


Let's See What We Find In the Fridge Day -- to bravely see if you've left anything in the back that you shouldn't have


National Day / Founder's Day -- Qatar


National Roast Suckling Pig Day


National Scrooge Week begins -- at least according to Mr. Ed


Nuestra Senora de la Soledad -- Oaxaca, Mexico (Our Lady of Solitude, Patron of the lonely, of Oaxaca, and of sailors who bring her pearls)


Republic Day -- Niger


St. Flannan's Day (Patron of Killaloe, Ireland)


Tulya's E'en -- Orkney Island (beginning of the Yule season when evil spirits roamed; date approximate, as we aren't sure if they equated Yule initially with Dec. 25 or the 22nd)


Wear a Plunger On Your Head Day -- observe this internet generated holiday at your own risk (and you will be one of the human flakes, i guess, that the rest of us appreciate)*



Anniversaries Today:


Benazir Bhutto, Pakistan's future president, marries Asif Ali Zardari, 1987

Capitol Reef National Park established, Utah, US, 1971

The 13th Amendment to the US Constitution, outlawing slavery, takes effect, 1865

New Jersey becomes the 3rd US State, 1787



Birthdays Today:


Christina Aguilera, 1980

Katie Holmes, 1978

Earl "DMX" Simmons, 1970

Rob Van Dam, 1970

Rachel Griffiths, 1968

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin, 1964

Brad Pitt, 1963

Ray Liotta, 1955

Leonard Maltin, 1950

Steven Spielberg, 1946

Keith Richards, 1943

Ossie Davis, 1917

Eddie "Cleanhead" Vinson, 1917

Douglas Fraser, 1916

Betty Grable, 1916

Willy Brandt, 1913

Benjamin O. Davis, Jr., 1912

Ty Cobb, 1886

Joseph Grimaldi, 1778



Debuting/Premiering Today:


"The Sunshine Boys"(Play), 1972

"To Tell The Truth"(TV), 1956

"The Nutcracker"(Ballet), 1892



Today in History:


Second Punic War: Battle of the Trebia - Hannibal's Carthaginian forces defeat those of the Roman Republic, BC218

Kublai Khan renames his empire "Yuan", officially marking the start of the Yuan Dynasty of China, 1271

The Mayflower lands in present-day Plymouth, Massachusetts with 102 Pilgrims on board, 1620

Abel Tasman becomes first European to land in New Zealand, 1642

Thomas Fleet publishes "Mother Goose's Melodies For Children", 1719

Empress Maria Theresa expels Jews from Prague, Bohemia & Moravia, 1774

The first celestial photograph (of the Moon) is made in US, by John Draper, NYC, 1839

William Bond obtains the first photograph of Moon through a telescope, 1849

Richard Wetherill and his brother in-law discover the ancient Indian ruins of Mesa Verde, 1888

The Upper Ferntree Gully to Gembrook Narrow-gauge (2 ft 6 in or 762 mm) Railway (now the Puffing Billy Railway) in Victoria, Australia is opened for traffic, 1900

The Piltdown Man, later discovered to be a hoax, is supposedly found in the Piltdown Gravel Pit, by Charles Dawson, 1912

Japan joins the United Nations, 1956

Saturn's moon Epimetheus is discovered by Richard L. Walker, 1966

Dominica joins the United Nations, 1978

HTML 4.0 is published by the World Wide Web Consortium, 1997

The first of a series of floods strikes Malaysia, 2006

The United Kingdom's Queen Elizabeth II attends a meeting of the Cabinet for the first time, receiving a gift honoring her Diamond Jubilee; this was first time a Cabinet meeting was attended by a British monarch since the reign of Queen Victoria, 2012

A meteor explodes in huge fireball over the Bering Sea with 10 times the energy of Hiroshima atomic bomb, 2018

The international community establishes Covax to distribute COVID-19 vaccines to low and middle income countries, announcing deals with vaccine manufacturers and methods for countries to share excess vaccines, 2020


*Unless this should have been Wear A Brand New, Never Before Used Plunger on Your Head Day, and was started by the plumbing supply industry

9 comments:

  1. I like the Christmas trees and the massed poinsettia.

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  2. I am still smiling at the joke - and love the Christmas cheer. You found a lot more than I have seen round here.

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  3. That poor doctor didn't realize that Boudreaux was working at the funeral home.
    I loved the Nativity Scenes. I have to figure out how to put my Nativity Scene out this year.
    A week before Christmas.

    Cruisin Paul

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  4. Fun Cajun joke ~ wonderful selection of photos for Xmas ~ Xo

    Wishing you good health, laughter and love in your days,
    A ShutterBug Explores,
    aka (A Creative harbor)

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  5. Those decorations are all so pretty and I'm glad Little Girl is feeling better!

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  6. Good joke. Sorry your daughter is sick. Beautiful photos, especially that first nativity. XO

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  7. My hubby was a plumber and before he retired, taught at a trade school. They used to have a Wear a Plunger on Your Head Day...there was always a great party...I loe all the Christmas decoration photos! Keep being awesome! Barb

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  8. I like the joke. Love the Christmas decorations. Have a great week.

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  9. So glad LG is now mended!
    Ugh. A kidney stone. Great joke from it, though! ;)
    And wonderful pictures!!!

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