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Sunday, February 18, 2024

Two For One (Cajun Joke), Sunday Selections and Sunday Selfie

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Just because Sandee of Comedy Plus is no longer hosting a Silly Sunday blog hop, do not expect me to quit telling Cajun jokes, especially as it has now become a habit.


Grandma was eating lunch yesterday and I asked if she was enjoying it.  She said it was "okay" and I asked if she wanted something different.  She declined, noting it wasn't bad, so she should just finish it because others have much less or much worse.


Aline done be visitin' Grand-mère Boudreaux at de nursin' home an' dey be in de cafeteria.  Grand-mère be eatin' de spinach on de plate, an' Aline say, "Grand-mère, I done thought you din't like spinach."


An' Grand-mère Boudreaux say, "I don' like it."


"Den what fo' you be eatin' it?" ax Aline.


"I be eatin' it as de penance."


"Grand-mère, what fo' you gots to be doin' de penance?"


"I done gots me two t'ings I shoun't ha' done.  Dere be dat time when I be 15 dat I done gone to Pierre Part to visit de cousins an' I done let a boy kiss me when I done know better."


"What be de secon' t'ing, Grand-mère?"


"Mais, dere be dat time I done gone to Pierre Part..."



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Sunday Selections was started as a way for bloggers to use photos that might otherwise just languish in their files.  The rules have been relaxed, and it is now simply a showcase for your photos, new or old, good or bad, although nothing rude, please.  It was hosted by River, who still participates, and is now hosted by Elephant's Child, although just now she is taking a blog break.     

   


Just more bits and bobs.






















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This week, Jack wants to join the Kitties Blue at The Cat On My Head for their Sunday Selfies Blog Hop.  He loves being on Grandpa's bed.   






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Today is:


Buergbrennen -- Luxembourg (traditional burning of special bonfires on the first Sunday of Lent)


Celtic Tree Month Nuin (Ash) begins


Clean Out Your Cubby Holes Day -- internet generated, but if you have any cubby holes, give them a look today, make sure nothing is in there you don't want to see


Cold Day in Hell -- snow fell in the Sahara today in 1979


Day of Spenta Armaiti -- Zoroastrian (goddess of earth and fertility, especially celebrated by women; originally on Esfand 5th, which corresponds to 24 February, but is now celebrated on the 18th for reasons i can't figure out)


Daytona 500 Race -- Daytona International Speedway, Daytona Beach, FL, US


Festival of Women -- Persian (traditional, it has been kept even among those who are no longer Zoroastrian)


Independence Day -- Gambia(1965)


National Battery Day -- probably created by the battery manufacturers, but they won't claim it


National Crab Stuffed Flounder Day


Pluto Day/Solar System Day -- the planet/planetoid was discovered on this day in 1930, and then considered to "complete" the solar system


Rastraya Prajatantra Dibas -- Nepal (Democracy Day)


Rites of Tacita -- Ancient Roman Calendar (goddess of silence, rites to keep people from speaking out in anger)


Scout - Guide Week -- Canada (Scouts Canada and Girl Guides of Canada plan and hold special activities this week in honor of their founders)


St. Bernadette of Lourdes' Day (in France; the remainder of the church celebrates her on 16 April)


St. Fra Angelico's Day (Patron of artists)


Tanigumi Odori -- Tanigumi-mura, Gifu Prefecture, Japan (dance festival)


Thumb Appreciation Day -- your first digit does more than just get mashed when you use a hammer and hit the space bar on your keyboard; take time to appreciate the complexity that is your thumb.


Zacchaeus Sunday -- Orthodox Christian




Anniversaries Today:


Tommy Lee marries Pamela Anderson, 1995

Ohio State University is chartered as the first US land-grant college, 1804



Birthdays Today:


Jillian Michaels, 1974

Molly Ringwald, 1968

Dr. Dre, 1965

Matt Dillon, 1964

Vanna White, 1957

John Travolta, 1954

Juice Newton, 1952

John Hughes, 1950

Cybill Shedherd, 1950

Andrea Dromm, 1941

Aldo Ceccato, 1934

Yoko Ono, 1933

Milos Forman, 1932

Toni Morrison, 1931

Gahan Wilson, 1930

George Kennedy, 1925

Helen Gurley Brown, 1922

Bill Cullen, 1920

Jack Palance, 1920

Hans Asperger, 1906

Enzo Ferrari, 1898

George "The Gipper" Gipp, 1895

Wendell Lewis Willkie, 1892

Boris Pasternak, 1890

Nikos Kazantzakis, 1883

Sholem Aleichem, 1859

Louis Comfort Tiffany, 1848

Ernst Mach, 1838

George Peabody, 1795

Count Alessandro Volta, 1745

Uesugi Kenshin, 1530 (Japanese samurai and warlord)

Mary I Tudor, 1516

Saint Jadwiga of Poland, 1374



Debuting/Premiering Today:


"Roots: Next Generations"(TV Miniseries), 1979

"Any Wednesday"(Play), 1964

"The Telephone, or L'Amour à trois"(Comic Opera), 1947

"Trouw"(Publication, Dutch Resistance newspaper), 1943

"Simple Simon"(Musical), 1930

"Cities Service Concerts"(Radio), 1925

"Adventures of Huckleberry Finn"(Publication date), 1885

"The Pilgrim's Progress"(Publication date), 1678



Today in History:


Origin of the Kali Yuga Epoch ("age of vice" or Dark Age) of the Hindu/Buddhist calendars, BC3102

Jerusalem is taken by Emperor Frederik II, 1229

Amda Seyon I, Emperor of Ethiopia, begins his campaigns in the southern Muslim regions, 1332

Henry Tudor (Henry VIII) created Prince of Wales, 1503

Zeeland falls to Dutch rebels, 1574

John Bunyan's "Pilgrim's Progress" is published, 1678

Fort Saint Lewis, Texas, is founded by Frenchmen under LaSalle at Matagorda Bay, the basis for France's claim to Texas, 1685

Quakers conduct their first formal protest of slavery in Germantown, Pennsylvania, 1688

The premiere of George Frideric Handel's oratorio, "Samson" takes place in London, 1743

Trinidad is surrendered to a British fleet under the command of Sir Ralph Abercrombie, 1797

The Detroit Boat Club (still in existence) forms, 1839

The first continuous filibuster in the US Senate begins, lasts until March 11, 1841

The first regular steamboat service to California begins, 1849

A direct telegraph link between Britain and New Zealand is established, 1876

Mark Twain's "Adventures of Huckleberry Finn" is published, 1885

The Cave of Winds at Niagara Falls goes almost dry for the first time in 50 years, 1896

Winston Churchill makes his first speech in the British House of Commons, 1901

H. Cecil Booth patents a dust removing suction cleaner, 1901

The first official flight with air mail takes place in Allahabad, British India, when Henri Pequet delivers 6,500 letters to Naini (a distance of about 10K), 1911

The US and Canada begin formal diplomatic relations, with the appointment of Vincent Massey as the first Canadian ambassador to the US, 1927

The first Academy Awards are announced, 1929

While studying photographs taken in January, Clyde Tombaugh discovers Pluto, 1930

The first Church of Scientology is established in Los Angeles, California, 1954

The Space Shuttle Enterprise test vehicle is carried on its maiden "flight" on top of a Boeing 747, 1977

Snow falls in the Sahara Desert in southern Algeria for the only time in recorded history, 1979

Dan Jansen skates a world record 1000m (1:12.43), 1994

Pope Benedict XVI announces seven new saints - including American saint Kateri Tekakwitha - and appoints 22 new cardinals, 2012

The Ukrainian Revolution begins, 2014

A twenty-five-year-old cold case murder is solved when police in Minnesota run DNA though a genealogy site and find the suspect, 2019

The swarms of desert locusts affecting east Africa reach South Sudan, threatening a food crisis, 2020

NASA's Perseverance rover successfully lands at Jezero Crater, Mars, on mission to find microfossils, 2021

14 comments:

  1. Jack should do a selfie more often. He's a handsome boy. And as usual your Sunday photos are uplifting.

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  2. LOL, Grandma was trying to be polite. Jack, your selfie is totally fabulous dude!

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  3. What a lovely bloom, and the bird picture is a delight. But this week's selfie participant takes the prize for sheer comfort and relaxed pose.
    ERin

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  4. Jack takes a nice selfie. That was a fun joke. Great photos too. XO

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  5. That flower is one of my favs. I lived in South Africa for two years and they are everywhere!

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  6. Jack is a sweet doggie looking comfy ~ fun Cajun joke and quite the series of photos ~ my favorite are your sky ones ~ thanks,


    Wishing good health, laughter and love in your days ~
    A ShutterBug Explores,
    aka (A Creative Harbor)

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  7. I am amazed that there is a crab stuffed flounder day.. that is very specific.

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  8. You always lift my spirits, mimi. Thank you.

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  9. I couldn't eat spinach even for penance. I'd sooner give up chocolate for a week.

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  10. You look comfy, Jack. Hope you enjoyed an easy Sunday. Thanks for hopping. XOCK, angels Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta & Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo, Cooper Murphy, Sawyer, Kizmet, Audrey & Raleigh

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  11. Love the poem where you ran out of thyme. Very clever!

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  12. WOW! What a great Selfie Jack😸😺Double Pawkisses for a Happy Week ahead🐾😽💞

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