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Wednesday, April 20, 2022

Quiet Little Fellow (Wordless Wednesday) and Words for Wednesday, an A to Z Post

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Words for Wednesday was begun by Delores and has become a moveable feast of word or picture or music prompts to encourage us to write stories, poems, or whatever strikes our fancy.    


This month, the prompts are being provided by me and can be found right here.


Please do not feel obligated to use all the words or prompts, or even any of them.  This is supposed to be fun, a way to get the creative juices flowing.


If you do write a story on your own blog, please leave us a link so we can come read it!


This week’s prompts are


steward

mechanical

trail

restrict

nun

scale


and/or the following “words in danger of lack of use”


oppugned (opposed or called into question)

autodidact (self-taught)

non-fungible (non-interchangeable, not easy to exchange)

widdershins (counterclockwise or going to the left, in an unlucky or contrary manner)



It was one of "those" meetings.


You know the kind.  Interminable.  Dense.  As I listen to the MECHANICAL voice drone on I almost wish I'd been born Catholic and could go be a NUN.  Except I never picked up that habit.


Yes, it's that bad, I am reduced to thinking of terrible puns to try to stay awake.


"We have to STEWARD our resources and RESTRICT access of unqualified personnel to our NON-FUNGIBLE assets."  The one speaking now is one of the most pompous of the upper echelon.  He believes he's an AUTODIDACT and totally self-made, acknowledging no ancestors, teachers or mentors.  He will not allow himself to be OPPUGNED by anyone for any reason.


One a pretentiousness SCALE of one to ten, he's an eleven-plus, and he's about to be sending the company on the wrong TRAIL again, but I figure I'd better not be the one to tell him that until I hear back from the other companies I've been applying to work at, or get the gumption to start my own business.


Then it hits me, when the next suit comes up and talks about how to try to glaze over and recover from the losses the company has had:  this meeting is going to end with layoffs.  Somebody, or several of the lower somebodies, of which I am one, will be called into a second meeting and told about "fortunes of war and all that sort of rot," handed papers to sign, and escorted off the property with no time to even get your kid's pictures off your desk.


Since I'm likely to be one of them, what is there to lose if I send the meeting all WIDDERSHINS?  Feigning attention, which I've been doing the whole time anyway, I quickly fold a paper airplane and send it whizzing across the room.  Even I'm stunned by my accuracy as it hits one of those silly Powerpoint slides they're showing right in the middle of the pie chart.


As the room erupts into laughter, with the notable exceptions of the most pompous of the suits, I realize it's going to be a good day because I'm going to make it one, the day I strike out on my own.



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Today is:


Anniversary of Something That Happened So Long Ago Everyone Has Forgotten Day -- Fairy Calendar


Chinese Language Day -- UN   


Go Around Humming "You Light Up My Life" Until Everybody Screams Day -- the person who thought this one up should be tied down and forced to listen to Barry Manilow songs for 12 hours straight!


Harvest Offering to Renenutet -- Ancient Egypitian Calendar (offering to the Lady of the Fertile Fields; date approximate)


Lima Bean Respect Day


National Look-Alike Day


National Pineapple Upside-Down Cake Day


National Take a Break to Reset Your Mind Day -- because everyone needs a day like this


Ridvan begins -- Baha'i (begins at sunset)


St. Caedwalla of Wales' Day (Patron of converts, repentant murderers)




Birthdays Today:


Danny Granger, 1983

Joey Lawrence, 1976

Carmen Electra, 1972

Shemar Moore, 1970

Crispin Glover, 1964

Don Mattingly, 1961

Clint Howard, 1959

Luther Vandross, 1951

Jessica Lange, 1949

David Leland, 1947

Steve Spurrier, 1945

Ryan O'Neal, 1941

George Takei, 1937

Nina Foch, 1924

Ernesto Antonio "Tito" Puente, 1923

John Paul Stevens, 1920

Lionel Hampton, 1908

Harold Lloyd, 1893

Joan Miró i Ferrà, 1893

Holland McTyeire "Howlin' Mad" Smith, 1882

Daniel Chester French, 1850



Debuting/Premiering Today:


Annie Hall(Film), 1977

"Your Hit Parade"(Radio), 1935



Today in History:


The last naval battle in Byzantine history, 1453

Jews are expelled from Orange Burgundy, 1505

Jacques Cartier begins the voyage in which he will claim Canada and Labrador for France, 1534

Freedom of religion is granted to the Jews of New Amsterdam, 1657

Admiral Robert Blake destroys a Spanish silver fleet under heavy fire at Santa Cruz de Tenerife, 1657

Captain Cook arrives in New South Wales, 1770

René Caillié becomes the first non-Muslim to enter Timbouctou, 1828

Edgar Allan Poe's Murder in the Rue Morgue becomes the first detective story ever published, 1841

Louis Pasteur and Claude Bernard complete their first pasteurization tests, 1862

Pierre and Marie Curie refine radium chloride, 1902

Manfred von Richthofen, aka The Red Baron, shoots down his 79th and 80th victims marking his final victories before his death the next day, 1918

Western Electric and Warner Bros. announce Vitaphone, a process to add sound to film, 1926

Apollo 16, commanded by John Young, lands on the moon, 1972

Pianist Vladimir Horowitz performs in his native Russia for the first time in 61 years, 1986

Danica Patrick wins the Indy Japan 300 becoming the first female driver in history to win an Indy car race, 2008

The Deepwater Horizon drilling rig explosion kills 11 and causes rig to sink, initiating a massive oil discharge in the Gulf of Mexico, 2010

Tens of thousands of people demonstrate in Tahrir Square against continuing military rule in Egypt, 2012

The Pulitzer Prize is awarded to Anthony Doerr for his novel "All the Light We Cannot See" and to Elizabeth Kolbert for "The Sixth Extinction: An Unnatural History", 2015

The Commonwealth countries decide that Prince Charles will succeed Queen Elizabeth as the next head of the Commonwealth, 2018

20 comments:

  1. I hope that fellow realizes that this is not a great place to build a future.

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    1. Indeed he did, the car had been parked since i'd come home from work and by the time i left for work the next morning, he was nowhere to be seen.

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  2. Love your use of the words - included those in danger of disappearing.
    Despite knowing them all except opuggned I left them out.
    My story is below.
    In the scale of things there can be few harder trails to go down than surrendering free will, and replacing a life lived for self with one devoted to a higher power. And yet nuns did it and still do it. Their numbers have diminished but there are still women who are prepared to restrict their lives this way, and instead devote themselves to God, to kindness and to charity. From the outside their lives look almost mechanical, following rules, regulations and rhythms that are alien to many. I suspect that they would not consider it a restriction. I hope they do not. Across the world they have acted as stewards for those that many in the wider community shun. Despite being a non believer I applaud them and their dedication – and the undeniable good that they do.

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    1. Well said! Excellent use of the words, and a wonderful point made.

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  3. Amazing photo of the lizard. I hope he is safe.

    God bless.

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  4. Lizards can be found on everything in the right climate. Mom can't stand them so it is another reason she would not want to live in a warm climate. They used to fall in the pool in Florida and she would scream and run into the house.

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  5. Good for the lizard the car was not moving. Once I was about to start my car, I saw a lizard on the outside of the car front screen. I quickly made sure all the windows were closed tight.

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  6. Love the lizards and we befriend them here. Zane has one he feeds bugs to. Such a fun thing.

    Love your use of the prompts. I've had more than on boss like that over the years. I never got axed though. Funny how their bad business ideas are our faults.

    Thank you for joining the Wordless Wednesday Blog Hop.

    Have a fabulous Wordless Wednesday. Big hug. ♥

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  7. Oh what great photos of Mr. Lizard ~ Xo



    Wishing you laughter and love in your days,

    A ShutterBug Explores,
    aka (A Creative Harbor)

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  8. Good use of the words. Would never want to be a nun, they get treated poorly, or at least the ones our church had did. The 2 we had got sent away so the convent could be rented to a drug rehab program. Cute little lizard. XO

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  9. My wife makes an awesome pineapple upside-down cake, and yes today would be a great day for a mental reset. Yesterday was a disaster.

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  10. nice capture on spotting the lizard. hoping he moved before the tire did !! :) ♥♥

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  11. Excellent words! I also enjoyed the little lizard. Much better than the lizards I was talking about today! ;)


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    Tim Brannan
    The Other Side | The A to Z of Conspiracy Theories

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  12. I just love love reptiles! Darling little guy! Doing his job! Speaking of jobs- your story was clever! Have a great day!

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  13. WOW, you found the mini godzilla! Good story too!

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  14. Love your story. I have sat through several such meetings, knowing all along the final one would hold more truth than the earlier ones and within six months the factory closed and we were unemployed.

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  15. My story will be on my blog tomorrow, Friday 22nd. I used only the first set of words.

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  16. That lizard photo was perfect! Hope he is safe somewhere. Your stories are always so good. I enjoy reading them. Have a great evening.

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  17. I posted my Words For Wednesday on my page but on Saturday. You gave some fun prompts!

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