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She was having a lovely day.
Strolling through the shopping mall, she stopped wherever her fancy took her, tried things on, bought some, left others, she even stopped at the food court and treated herself to an ice cream.
A couple of her favorite scented candles were last on her list to look for, so she went to the shop and took time to sniff at several of the different ones, choosing her two favorites and one new one to try.
As she checked out, digging through her purse for her wallet, the clerk noticed she had what looked like a TV remote control in there.
With a smile the clerk said, "Um, did you mean to put the TV remote in your purse today?"
She laughed and answered, "My husband wouldn't come shopping with me, and this was the meanest thing I could think of to do to get him back!"
Linking up with Denise at Girlie On The Edge Blog, where she hosts Six Sentence Stories, and the cue is Remote.
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While Good Fences Around the World seems to have gone the way of the dodo bird, i still enjoy looking for and posting interesting fences, so i will!
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It's Angel Sammy's Poetry Day! This week's image and my poem:
Don't think I'm rude
I'm a real cool dude
Don't mean to make anyone mad.
I plain love to ride
Show my wheels with pride,
I want to be just like my Dad!
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Angel Brian's Family of Brian's Home hosts the Thankful Thursday Blog Hop. It's time to share something for which i am thankful.
Today i am thankful we have been able to let Tripod SissyCat sit on the porch a while in the evenings again. She does love her time on the porch.
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Today is:
Constitution Day -- Andorra
Dita e Veres -- Albania (Summer Day)
Festival of Veturius Mamurius -- Ancient Roman Calendar (festival of armor makers)
Genius Day -- for Einstein, of course
International Ask A Question Day -- because that's what geniuses do
Learn about Butterflies Day -- if you go looking for who started this holiday, you will find out lots about butterflies and nothing about him/her, which i guess makes it a success
Moth-er Day -- for all individuals and museums that have moth collections; some websites have this listed as the day before Mother's Day
Mother Tongue Day -- Estonia
National Heroes Day -- Saint Vincent and Grenadines
National Potato Chip Day
National Pi Day - Why today? Because today is 3.14, the value of Pi.
National Write Your Story Day
Runic Half Month Beorc (Birch) begins
Shopping Cart Day -- patent filed today in 1938 by Sylvan Goldman
St. Matilda, Queen of Germany's Day (Patron of dying children, disappointing children, falsely accused people, large families, people ridiculed for their piety, queens, second marriages, widows)
Ten Most Wanted Day -- the FBI started its list this day in 1950
University Mental Health and Wellbeing Day -- UK (to focus on ensuring the positive wellbeing of people with mental health difficulties)
White Day -- China; Japan; South Korea; Taiwan (One month after Valentine's Day, which is the day women give gifts to men; today, the men return the favor.)
Birthdays Today:
Justin Bieber, 1994
Colby O'Donis, 1989
Taylor Hanson, 1983
Grace Park, 1974
Kirby Puckett, 1961
Tamara Tunie, 1959
Rick Dees, 1951
Pam Ayres, 1947
Billy Crystal, 1947
Rita Tushingham, 1942
Michael Caine, 1933
Quincy Jones, 1933
Frank Borman, 1928
S. Truet Cathy, 1921
Hank Ketcham, 1920
Horton Foote, 1916
Les Brown, 1912
Albert Einstein, 1879
Casey Jones, 1864
Lucy Hobbs Taylor, 1833
Johann Strauss, Sr., 1804
Debuting/Premiering Today:
"10 Most Wanted"(FBI list), 1950
"The Mikado; or, The Town of Titipu"(Comic Opera), 1885
"MacBeth"(Opera), 1847
Today in History:
The Queen of Cyprus, Catherine Cornaro, sells her kingdom to Venice, 1489
England grants a patent for Providence Plantations (now Rhode Island), 1644
Scotland dismisses Willem III & Mary Stuart as king & queen, 1689
Eli Whitney is granted a patent for the cotton gin, 1794
The African Methodist Episcopal Zion Church founded in New York, 1821
Gilbert and Sullivan's Mikado premiers in London, 1885
During the Great Blizzard of 1888, New York receives its second largest snowfall on record, 21", 1888
The United States goes on the gold standard, 1900
Hugo de Vries rediscovers Mendel's laws of genetics, 1900
The first theater for rear movie projection is built, in NYC, 1931
A jury in Dallas, Texas, finds Jack Ruby guilty of killing Lee Harvey Oswald, assumed assassin of John F. Kennedy, 1964
Linux kernel version 1.0.0 is released, 1994
Astronaut Norman Thagard becomes the first American astronaut to ride to space on-board a Russian launch vehicle, 1995
The Chinese city of Chongqing (formerly Chunking) is upgraded to a centrally administered municipality, 1997
Over a million Lebanese people take to the streets of Beirut to protest against Syrian military presence, in what comes to be called the Cedar Revolution, 2005
After measuring its spin and parity, scientists at the Large Hadron Collider announce they firmly believe the particle discovered in July 2012 is a Higgs boson, 2013
President Putin orders Russian troops out of Syria, 2016
NASA releases data showing February 2016 warmest month ever recorded globally - 1.35C above the long-term average, 2016
The European Court of Justice rules companies can ban staff from wearing religious symbols, including headscarves, 2017
The world's oldest golf club, Muirfield in Scotland, votes to admit women as members after 273 years, 2017
The NASA twin study finds that astronaut Scott Kelly is no longer identical to his twin brother after one year in space, 7% of his genes altered, 2018
The World Happiness Report names Finland as world's happiest country and Burundi the unhappiest, 2018
Angela Merkel is sworn in for her fourth term as German Chancellor, 2018
Google announces its employee Emma Haruka Iwao has broken the world record for calculating pi, to 31.4 trillion digits, on pi day using Google Cloud, 2019
An Air Tahiti Nui plane safely completes the longest-ever scheduled passenger flight by distance, 15,715km/9,765m from French Polynesia to mainland France, 2020
Czech free diver David Vencl completes a record dive beneath ice to 52.1 meters without a wetsuit in Switzerland’s Lake Sils in temperatures between 1C and 4C (34F to 39F), 2023
Love the Biker Baby :)
ReplyDeleteTaking the TV remote really is a mean punishment.
That's one mean lady. If I were her hubby, I'd force her to a trip the hardware store next weekend - personally I'd enjoy hardware much more than a mall ;)
ReplyDeleteGreat fences - why all the green baubles?
So handsome pirat
ReplyDeleteWonderful fences. One with big green glass balls and one with big green light.
ReplyDeleteMetal fences are the best.
ReplyDeleteGod bless.
I'm glad you continue to post interesting fences you run across.
ReplyDeleteTaking away the remote? My goodness - sounds like there's going to be a divorce!
ReplyDeleteJava Bean: "Ayyy, that is some seriously cold revenge, making off with the remote!"
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeletesuch extreme punishment!
Neat fence and story and baby biker is funny ~ sweet poem ~ hugs,
ReplyDeleteWishing you good health, laughter and love in your days,
A ShutterBug Explores,
aka (A Creative Harbor)
That was a funny story. Cute poem and nice thankful too. XO
ReplyDeleteI love this method of tit-for-tat.
ReplyDeleteThat was a really funny story and I enjoyed the poem too. Such a sweet and happy thankful. Thanks for joining Angel Brian's Thankful Thursday Blog Hop!
ReplyDeleteFunny story and great poem!
ReplyDeleteGreat story, he'll think twice before refusing to join you next time! Photo and poem - hilarious!
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely SWEET poem and I'll betcha his Dad IS a biker dude.....!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Pam and Teddy
That's hitting where it hurts, lol He missed such a lovely day.
ReplyDeletePic + poem = 😁
Tripod SissyCat must be in heaven!
Such a funny little story, I love it! Sounds like she had a lovely time shopping, especially after getting her own back! :-)
ReplyDeleteA much better and more fun revenge than making him go with you!😆😆
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