Just because Sandee at Comedy Plus is no longer hosting Silly Sunday doesn’t mean i’m going to quit telling Boudreaux jokes.
Yesterday i went to see Grandma and Grandpa. Grandma asked me to take her to the health food store. We got lots of good stuff that Grandpa calls “rabbit food” and won’t touch.
Boudreaux be talkin’ to de tourist ‘bout how to make de gumbo, how to make a good roux, an’ dat kind o’ stuff. De tourist ax, “How do you fix your kale?”
An’ Boudreaux say, “Mais, dat be easy. You jes’ put dat down de garbage disposer, it be real satisfyin’ to hear it be grinded up!”
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Sunday Selections was started as a way for bloggers to use photos that might otherwise just languish in their files. It has been hosted by River at Drifting Through Life but she is taking a blog break for now. Elephant's Child is keeping the meme warm for her.
Our neighbor has had the water pipes in the front yard burst every year within a week of New Year’s Day for the past 3 years. It’s the water company’s pipes that are faulty, and it always ends up as a mud puddle washing in front of our house.
Only here would the city, instead of replacing a utility pole that might fall over, just strap it to another pole.
A sample of Little Girl’s drawing.
Today is:
Baptism of the Lord Jesus -- Christian
Blessing of the Sea -- Margate, UK (ceremony with the Greek Orthodox Archbishop of Thyateria and Great Britain)
Celebration of the First Week of Moonhopper -- Fairy Calendar
Fasching Carnival -- Munich, Germany (through Shrove Tuesday)
Festa del Tricolore -- Italy (Tricolour or Flag Day)
Harlem Globetrotters' Day -- anniversary of their first game in 1927
I'm Not Going To Take It Anymore Day -- declared by Bob O'Brien, Consumer Advocate, who encourages us to fight back
Jackson Day Race -- New Orleans, LA, US (111th annual, a 9k run through historic areas of New Orleans; the oldest street race in the South and 5th oldest in the nation.)
Nanakusa no Sekku -- Japan (Festival of Seven Herbs, dates back to the 7th century and recalls the medicinal herbs that were traditionally served to the emperor)
National Tempura Day
Nativity of Christ / Orthodox Christmas / Coptic Christmas -- Eastern and Oriental Orthodox Christians still using the Julian Calendar.
Old Rock Day -- a/k/a "St. Distaff's Day" or simply Distaff Day(the distaff, for spinning yarn, was also called a "rock"; today was the day women went back to spinning after the Christmas holidays)
St. Raymond of Penyafort's Day (Patron of attornies, barristers, canonists, lawyers, and medical record librarians)
Ume Matsuri -- Atami, Japan (celebrating the ume -- plum -- at one of the most famous plum viewing spots in the country; through early to mid-March)
Usokae -- Kameido Tenmangu Shrine, Fukuoka, Japan (Bullfinch Exchange Day, Uso also means "lie" so when exchanging carved birds, it is considered a way of exchanging lies for the truth)
Victory Day over the Genocidal Regime -- Cambodia
Anniversary Today:
Princess Juliana of Netherlands weds Prince Bernhard of Lippe-Biesterfeld, 1937
Birthdays Today:
Dustin Diamond, 1977
Jeremy Renner, 1971
Nick Cleg, 1967
Nicholas Cage, 1964
Katie Couric, 1957
David Caruso, 1956
Erin Gray, 1950
Kenny Loggins, 1948
Jann Wenner, 1947
Paul Revere, 1938
William Peter Blatty, 1928
Jean-Pierre Rampal, 1922
Vincent Gardenia, 1922
Charles Addams, 1912
Butterfly McQueen, 1911
Aristotle Onassis, 1906
Zora Neale Hurston, 1891
St Bernadette, 1844
Millard Fillmore, 1800
Jacques Etienne Montgolfier, 1745
Debuting/Premiering Today:
Video-Telephone, 1992 (US$1,499)
"Fame"(TV), 1982
"Flash Gordon"(comic strip), 1934
"Buck Rogers in the 25th Century A.D."(comic strip), 1929
"Tarzan of the Apes"(comic strip), 1929
Transatlantic telephone service, 1927 (US$75 for 5 minutes)
Today in History:
Calais, the last English possession in France, is taken back by the French, 1558
Boris Godunov seizes the Russian throne upon the death of Feodore I, 1598
Fire destroys Jamestown, Virginia, 1608
Galileo discovers the first 3 moons of Jupiter (Io, Europa, and Ganymede), 1610
Francis Bacon becomes the English Lord Chancellor, 1618
A prototype typewriter is patented by Englishman Henry Mill, 1714
Battle at Panipat India: the Afghan army beats Mahratten, 1761
The Bank of North America opens in Philadelphia, the first US commercial bank, 1782
The first gas balloon flight across the English channel, by Blanchard and Jeffries, 1785
The modern Italian flag is first used, 1797
Liberia is colonized by Americans, 1822
The first railroad station in the US, in Baltimore, opens, 1830
Fanny Farmer publishes her first cookbook, 1896
The distress signal "CQD" is established only to be replaced two years later by "SOS", 1904
The first steamboat passage through the Panama Canal, 1914
The Harlem Globetrotters play their first game, 1927
The first transatlantic telephone service is established – from New York City to London, 1927
"Buck Rogers", the first sci-fi comic strip, and "Tarzan," one of the first adventure comic strips, premier, 1929
Guy Menzies flies the first solo non-stop trans-Tasman flight (from Australia to New Zealand) in 11 hours and 45 minutes, crash-landing on New Zealand's west coast, 1931
The "Flash Gordon" comic strip (by Alex Raymond) debuts, 1934
President Harry Truman announces that the United States has developed the hydrogen bomb, 1952
The first public demonstration of a machine translation system, is held in New York at the head office of IBM, 1954
Marian Anderson becomes the first black singer to perform at the Met (NYC), 1955
The Polaris missile is test launched, 1960
Surveyor 7, the last spacecraft in the Surveyor series, lifts off, 1968
Brunei becomes the sixth member of the Association of Southeast Asian Nations (ASEAN), 1984
Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency launches Sakigake, Japan's first interplanetary spacecraft and the first deep space probe to be launched by any country other than the United States or the Soviet Union, 1985
The interior of the Leaning Tower of Pisa is closed to the public because of safety concerns, 1990
U.S. President Clinton goes on trial before the U.S. Senate for perjury and obstruction of justice in the Monica Lewinsky scandal, 1999
The Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics estimates at least 17 billion planets exist that are comparable to the size of the Earth, 2013
Teixobactin, a newly discovered antibiotic, is announced as offering hope for treatment of tuberculosis and infections caused by antibiotic-resistant bacteria, 2015
That's how I like my kale too.
ReplyDeleteThat is a good place for kale. Love your jokes.
ReplyDeleteDon't you love the bandage fixes that some town/counties do? I don't either.
Have a fabulous day. ♥
Boudreaux never fails to amuse, but I must confess I love kale. I make a killer chick pea, sausage and kale soup that even Boudreaux might like ;)
ReplyDeleteP.S. Little Girl's fox is very nice.
ReplyDeleteLove Little Girl's artwork. And foxes.
ReplyDeleteSigh on the council front. They seem to be the same the world over.
And hiss and spit on the water pipe front.
My family would agree with Boudreaux, believing that vegies are the garnish you put on the plate to make the meat look better.
i LOVE LITTLE GIRL'S DRAWING
ReplyDeleteMy hubby would agree about the kale :) Nice drawing.
ReplyDeleteI noticed most men are not keen on healthy food. That is a very good drawing by Little Girl!
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