Showing posts with label kids say the funniest things. Show all posts
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Tuesday, July 28, 2026

Manners, a Random and Happy Tuesday Post

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It's time once again for a random and happy Tuesday, linking up with Stacy's Random Thoughts at Stacy Uncorked and Sandee at Comedy Plus.  



As Annie gets bigger and talks more, we are trying to help her learn manners.  


We remind her to say "please" which, of course, comes out as "peas!" and "thank you," "tank oo!"


If she spills food and I comment we need to clean it, she very politely brings me the broom and dustpan.


Then came the day she wanted to be where i was standing and she simply tried to push me out of the way.


You do not push GG out of the way, i told her.  You ask GG nicely, "May I stand there?"  Ask GG nicely.


Her response?  "Nicey!"


Um.


Well.


Okay, i set myself up for this one and she did exactly as she was asked.


How about some children's funnies.















Have a blessed and beautiful Tuesday, everyone!






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Today is:


Buffalo Soldiers Day -- US (as designated by Congress)


Day of Commemoration of the Great Upheaval a/k/a Expulsion of the Acadians Day -- Canada


Festival of Hedjihotep -- Ancient Egyptian Calendar (goddess of weaving; date approximate)


Independence Day -- Peru(1821)


Liberation Day / Anniversary of the Fall of Fascism -- San Marino


Nagasaki Peiron Senshuken -- Nagasaki, Japan (two-day dragon boat racing festival begun in the 17th century)


National Lasagna Day 


National Milk Chocolate Day


Olavsokuaftan (Olavsoka Eve) and the Olai Festival -- Faroe Islands (St. Olav's Eve, the night before the opening of Parliament and the festival of St. Olav; through tomorrow)


Soma-Nomaoi -- Haramachi City, Fukushima Prefecture, Japan (three day wild horse chase which recreates a battle from over 1,000 years ago)


St. Arduinus of Trepino's Day (Patron of Trepino, Italy)


Terry Fox Day -- born in Winnipeg on this date in 1958, he raised $24 million for cancer research by running over 3,000 miles on an artificial leg before his death in 1981 at age 23


Tu B'Av -- Jewish (a celebration of love, originally a joyous holiday at the beginning of the grape harvest, and now rather akin to Valentine's Day; begins at sunset)


World Hepatitis Day -- International 



Anniversaries Today


The first Singing Telegram is delivered, 1933

Henry VIII marries Catherine Howard, 1540



Birthdays Today


Lori Loughlin, 1964

Terrance Stanley "Terry" Fox, 1958

Hugo Chavez, 1954

Sally Struthers, 1948

Linda Kelsey, 1946

Jim Davis, 1945

Rick Wright, 1945

Bill Bradley, 1943

Phil Proctor, 1040

Darryl Hickman, 1931

Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis, 1929

Jacques Piccard, 1922

Earl Tupper, 1907

Rudy Vallee, 1901

Joe E. Brown, 1892

Beatrix Potter, 1866 

Thomas Heyward, Jr., 1746



Today in History


Thomas Cromwell is executed at the order of Henry VIII of England on charges of treason, 1540

Bermuda is first settled by Europeans, survivors of the English ship Sea Venture en route to Virginia, 1609

Maximilien Robespierre is executed by guillotine in Paris during the French Revolution, 1794

Welsh settlers arrive at Chubut in Argentina, 1865

The 14th Amendment to the Constitution of the United States, guaranteeing due process and establishing citizenship for African Americans is certified, 1868

First flight of the Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress, 1935

The Metropolitan Police Flying Squad foils a bullion robbery in the "Battle of London Airport", 1948

The Tangshan earthquake measuring between 7.8 and 8.2 moment magnitude flattens Tangshan, the People's Republic of China, killing 242,769 and injuring 164,851, 1976

Andorra joins the United Nations, 1993

Australian Ian Thorpe becomes the first swimmer to win six gold medals at a single World Championships, 2001

The Provisional Irish Republican Army calls an end to its thirty year long armed campaign in Northern Ireland, 2005

The U-550, a sunken German U-Boat, is discovered off the coast of Massachusetts, 2012

Findings of the earliest evidence of cancer, found in a 1.7million-year-old fossil from Swartkrans Cave, South Africa, are published in "South African Journal of Science", 2016

19-year-old gymnast Daiki Hashimoto of Japan becomes youngest Olympic men's artistic individual all-around champion in history at the Tokyo Games, 2021

After a 37-year run, Australians view the final episode of the soap opera Neighbours, 2022

Cambridge researchers excavating a tomb discover a 4,000-year-old Egyptian handprint, 2025

Thursday, January 19, 2023

Laugh and Learn (Six Sentence Story), Good Fences, Sammy's Poetry Day and Brian's Thankful Thursday

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"Okay, it's not that difficult, I'll talk you through it, you do know the difference between a right click and a left click with the mouse, don't you?"


"Yes, I figured out that much in the week since I got it, and a few other things."


"Good, so just highlight the text you want and right click and select copy, then cut, them move the cursor to where you want it and right click again, selecting paste this time...wha...no, honey, momma's on the phone...just a minute...I'm trying to teach Ms. Mimi how to cut and paste...wait...wha...hahahahahaha!"


"Laura, you have to let me in on the joke."


"Hold on, let me catch my breath...hahahahahah...my 6-year-old daughter thinks I'm trying to teach you how to use scissors and glue over the phone, as in cut paper and paste it...hahahahaha!"


"Hahahaha...okay, that's it...hahahaha...I'm going to have to call you back so we can finish this later!"



Linking up with Denise at Girlie On The Edge Blog, where she hosts Six Sentence Stories, and the cue is Paste.      


(Based on a true story, my first home computer, a friend who'd gotten hers a few months before, and her daughter's reaction to my first lesson in "cut and paste".)




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While Good Fences Around the World seems to have gone the way of the dodo bird, i still enjoy looking for and posting interesting fences, so i will!






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It's Angel Sammy's Poetry Day This week's image and my poem:    




Hey, look what I found!

No, it's not what you threw,

but the moment I saw it,

I had to bring it to you.


I know you like that movie,

the "leg lamp" now costs quite a penny,

just like in A Christmas Story,

You'll have one and it won't cost you any!


(For those not familiar with it, the move A Christmas Story includes as part of its plot the father of the family winning a lamp shaped like a lady's leg and wearing a fishnet stocking, quite racy for the movie's setting of the 1940's.)



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Brian of Brian's Home hosts the Thankful Thursday Blog Hop.   It's time to share something for which i am thankful.  


Today i'm thankful Ms. G gave me a spare window unit A/C she does not need to replace the one in the library that quit working last summer.






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Today is:


Annual Visit of the Poe Toaster -- the mysterious person who, for almost 75 years, dressed in black with a wide brimmed hat and scarf, annually visited Poe's grave on his birthday, leaving roses and cognac; has not been seen since 2009


Brew A Potion Day -- internet generated, no reasons given


Feast of Sultan (Sovereignty) -- Baha'i


Horror Novels Are Horrendous Day -- for Poe's birth anniversary


La Tamborrada -- San Sebastian, Spain (begins in the evening, a 24-hour drum jam session and the city's biggest fiesta)


Little Ricky Day -- marking the date of his arrival on "I Love Lucy"


National Popcorn Day


Neon Sign Day -- patented this day in 1915


Nosso Senhor de Bonfim Festival -- Salvador, Brazil (Our Lord of the Happy Ending Festival, at the church by that name, the celebrations begin with washing the steps of the church today and celebrations run through this Sunday and to the next)


Sacrifices to Apollon -- Ancient Greek Calendar (date approximate)


St. Canute's Day a/k/a St. Knud (Patron of Denmark)


St. Henry of Uppsala's Day (Patron of the Catholic Cathedral of Helsinki; Finland; against storms)


Theophany/Epiphany -- Eastern and Oriental Orthodox Christians who still follow the Julian Calendar

     Timket -- Ethiopian Orthodox Christian (with huge, colorful festivals through the whole country)

     Blessing of the Waters -- Greek Orthodox Cathedral of St. Sophia, Bayswater, London, UK


Tin Can Day -- patented this day in 1825


Women's Healthy Weight Day -- on the Thursday of Healthy Weight Week, encouraging women to strive for a healthy weight and lifestyle



Birthdays Today:


Shawn Johnson, 1992

Jodie Sweetin, 1982

Frank Caliendo, 1974

Drea de Matteo, 1972

Shawn Wayans, 1971

Wendy Moniz, 1969

Junior Seau, 1969

Paul McCrane, 1961

William Ragsdale, 1961

Thomas Kinkade, 1958

Simon Rattle, 1955

Desi Arnaz, Jr., 1953

Dewey Bunnell, 1952

Robert Palmer, 1949

Paula Deen, 1947

Dolly Parton, 1946

Shelley Fabares, 1944

Janis Joplin, 1943

Michael Crawford, 1942

Phil Everly, 1939

Richard Lester, 1932

Robert MacNeil, 1931

Tippi Hedren, 1931

Fritz Weaver, 1926

Jean Stapleton, 1923

Guy Madison, 1922

John H. Johnson, 1918

Lester Flatt, 1914

Edgar J. Helms, 1863

Paul Cezanne, 1839

Edgar Allan Poe, 1809

Robert E. Lee, 1807

James Watt, 1736 (O.S. date)



Debuting/Premiering Today:


"48 Hours"(TV), 1988

"The Millionaire"(TV), 1955

"Woman of the Year"(Film), 1942

"Il Trovatore"(Verdi Opera), 1853

"Faust Part I"(Goethe tragic play), 1829



Today in History:


Rouen surrenders to Henry V of England completing his reconquest of Normandy, 1419

San Agustin Church in Manila is officially completed; it is currently the oldest church in the Philippines, 1607

The second group of ships of the First Fleet arrives at Botany Bay, 1788

The United Kingdom occupies the Cape of Good Hope, 1806

Ezra Daggett and Thomas Kensett obtain a patent for a process of storing food in tin cans, 1825

Goethe's Faust Part I premiers, 1829

Verdi's Il Trivatore preniers in Rome, 1853

The first electric lighting system employing overhead wires, built by Thomas Edison, begins service at Roselle, New Jersey, 1883

Ibsen's play The Master Builder premiers in Berlin, 1893

Georges Claude patents the neon discharge tube for use in advertising, 1915

The US Senate votes against membership in League of Nations, 1920

Coopers Inc. sells the world's first briefs, 1930

For the only time in recorded history, snow falls in Miami, Florida, 1977

The last VW Beetle made in Germany leaves the plant, 1978

United States and Iranian officials sign an agreement to release 52 American hostages after 14 months of captivity, 1981

The Apple Lisa, the first commercial personal computer from Apple Inc. to have a graphical user interface and a computer mouse, is announced, 1983

Czech Republic and Slovakia join the United Nations, 1993

The New Horizons probe is launched by NASA on the first mission to Pluto, 2006

Calcium deposits are discovered on Mars by NASA’s Curiosity Rover, 2013

American skier Lindsey Vonn wins her 63rd World Cup, setting a new record, 2015

A major report on antimicrobial resistance shows 4.95m deaths worldwide can be associated with drug-resistant bacteria, making untreatable infections now a leading cause of death, 2022