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Tuesday, November 10, 2026

Survival of the Fittest, a Random and Happy Tuesday Post

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It's time once again for a random and happy Tuesday, linking up with Stacy's Random Thoughts at Stacy Uncorked and Sandee at Comedy Plus.  



A friend from the cat shelter was out of town for a while to help a relative with a medical emergency and when i saw him again, i asked how things were going.


His wife smiled and he turned to me with a big grin.  "It's going great!" he said.  "I'm back from Pennsylvania.  The good news is, my sister survived the surgery and I survived my sister!"


We all laughed, and it's an experience he obviously doesn't want to repeat.


Other funny moments in my life come from our little Annie.  A few recent quotes and scenes:


"Pawpaw, you don't need to talk now, you need to be quiet!" when she wanted to talk to me and my Sweetie was already talking to me.


"No, I did not poop and you may not smell my butt!" (A sure sign the toilet training is not working yet.)


Standing at the sink on the step stool washing her hands (and the toy dishes, and the sink, and getting herself wet) she dunked her little pony tail on top of her head into the running water and i asked her what she was doing getting her hair wet, didn't she know her mama was going to ask what i'd been doing with her to get her so soaked.  Her response was, "I not sorry!"


How about some funnies.














Have a blessed and beautiful Tuesday, everyone!








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Today is:


Area Code Day -- US (went into effect this day in 1951)


Chinggis Khan's (Genghis Khan) Birthday -- Mongolia (also National Pride Day)


Day of Russian Militsiya -- Russia


Deepavali/Diwali(Festival of Lights) -- Hindu; Jain; Sikh (3rd day of the festival)

     Gai Tihar and Laxmi Puja -- Day of Cows and Laxmi (goddess of wealth; day three of the festival)


Dia de la Tradicion -- Argentina (birth anniversary of Jose Hernandez)


Edmund Fitzgerald Memorial Beacon Lighting -- Split Rock Lighthouse, Two Harbors, MN, US (memorial for the Edmund Fitzgerald and all who have lost their lives in Great Lakes shipwrecks)


First Cry of Independence Day / Los Santos Uprising Day -- Panama (an official flag day)


Forget-Me-Not Day -- informal day to spend a bit of time with relatives you don't see often


Goddess of Reason's Day (Revolutionary France)


Guinness World Records' Day -- celebrating ordinary people who do extraordinary things, go try for a record! anniversary of the day in 1951 that Sir Hugh Beaver got the idea to create a book supplying answers to much debated questions, such as which game birds are the fastest fliers

     The Guinness World Records Book now holds the title of the best-selling copyrighted book of all time, and is one of the most frequently stolen books from US libraries!


Hari Pahlawan -- Indonesia (Heroes' Day/Warrior's Day)


Martini -- Ancient Latvian Calendar (beginning of winter festival that starts on Martinmas Eve)


Maputo Day -- Maputo, Mozambique


National Toothpaste Appreciation Day -- not official, but i'm sure the dentifrice industry loves this one


National Vanilla Cupcake Day


Sleep Dangerously Night -- internet generated, a night to switch sides of the bed with your spouse and see who falls out of bed first


St. Andrew Avellino's Day (Patron of apoplexics, for a holy death, stroke victims; Badlato, Naples, and Sicily, Italy; stroke victims; for a holy death; against apoplexy, strokes, and sudden death)


St. Martin's Eve -- Germany; Portugal (Martimas Eve)


USMC Day -- US (anniversary of founding in 1775, includes the Marine Corps Birthday Ball)


World Science Day for Peace and Development -- UN



Anniversaries Today:


Establishment of Badlands National Park, SD, US, 1978

Establishment of the United States Marine Corps, 1775



Birthdays Today:


Ellen Pompeo, 1969

Vanessa Angel, 1963

Neil Gaiman, 1960

MacKenzie Phillips, 1959

Sinbad, 1956

Roland Emmerich, 1955

Ann Reinking, 1949

Donna Fargo, 1949

Tim Rice, 1944

Russel Charles Means, 1940

Russel Means, 1939

Roy Scheider, 1932

Richard Burton, 1925

Jane Froman, 1907

Claude Rains, 1889

Friedrick Voon Schiller, 1759

Oliver Goldsmith, 1728

William Hogarth, 1697

Martin Luther, 1483



Debuting/Premiering Today:


Microsoft Windows, 1983 (sometimes so slow, it's called "win-doze")

"Sesame Street", 1969



Today in History:


Rene Descartes has the dreams that inspire his Meditations on First Philosophy, 1619

The Dutch formally cede New Netherlands to the English; it is renamed New York, 1674

France ends forced worship of God, substitute the Goddess of Reason, 1793

The US state of Kentucky outlaws dueling, 1801

Stanley presumes that he has met Livingston in Ujiji, Central Africa, 1871

The first Woman's Christian Temperance Union meeting is held in Boston, 1891

The first Gideon Bible is put in a hotel room, 1908

Hirohito ascends the throne as Emperor of Japan, 1928

The Hope Diamond is donated to the Smithsonian Institution by New York diamond merchant Harry Winston, 1958

The 729-foot-long freighter SS Edmund Fitzgerald sinks during a storm on Lake Superior, killing all 29 crew on board, 1975

A 106-car Canadian Pacific freight train carrying explosive and poisonous chemicals from Windsor, Ontario, Canada derails in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada just west of Toronto, Ontario, Canada, causing a massive explosion and the largest peacetime evacuation in Canadian history and one of the largest in North American history, 1979

The communist regime of Bulgaria falls, 1989

The "Codex Leicester", the only Leonardo da Vinci manuscript owned in the United States and the only one in the world still in private hands, was sold at auction to Microsoft chairman Bill Gates, who paid $30.8 million, 1994

Thousands of people march toward the royal palace of Malaysia in Kuala Lumpur to hand over a memorandum to the King demanding electoral reform, 2007

Vietnam evacuates about 600,000 citizens under the threat of Typhoon Haiyan, 2013

The Collins English Dictionary chooses "Lockdown" as the word of the year, 2020

China and the US announce plans to work together on cutting greenhouse gas emissions, 2021

Columbia begins a campaign to sterilize its invasive hippos, which are the escaped former pets of drug cartel head Pablo Escobar, 2023

Tuesday, July 28, 2026

Manners, a Random and Happy Tuesday Post

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It's time once again for a random and happy Tuesday, linking up with Stacy's Random Thoughts at Stacy Uncorked and Sandee at Comedy Plus.  



As Annie gets bigger and talks more, we are trying to help her learn manners.  


We remind her to say "please" which, of course, comes out as "peas!" and "thank you," "tank oo!"


If she spills food and I comment we need to clean it, she very politely brings me the broom and dustpan.


Then came the day she wanted to be where i was standing and she simply tried to push me out of the way.


You do not push GG out of the way, i told her.  You ask GG nicely, "May I stand there?"  Ask GG nicely.


Her response?  "Nicey!"


Um.


Well.


Okay, i set myself up for this one and she did exactly as she was asked.


How about some children's funnies.















Have a blessed and beautiful Tuesday, everyone!






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Today is:


Buffalo Soldiers Day -- US (as designated by Congress)


Day of Commemoration of the Great Upheaval a/k/a Expulsion of the Acadians Day -- Canada


Festival of Hedjihotep -- Ancient Egyptian Calendar (goddess of weaving; date approximate)


Independence Day -- Peru(1821)


Liberation Day / Anniversary of the Fall of Fascism -- San Marino


Nagasaki Peiron Senshuken -- Nagasaki, Japan (two-day dragon boat racing festival begun in the 17th century)


National Lasagna Day 


National Milk Chocolate Day


Olavsokuaftan (Olavsoka Eve) and the Olai Festival -- Faroe Islands (St. Olav's Eve, the night before the opening of Parliament and the festival of St. Olav; through tomorrow)


Soma-Nomaoi -- Haramachi City, Fukushima Prefecture, Japan (three day wild horse chase which recreates a battle from over 1,000 years ago)


St. Arduinus of Trepino's Day (Patron of Trepino, Italy)


Terry Fox Day -- born in Winnipeg on this date in 1958, he raised $24 million for cancer research by running over 3,000 miles on an artificial leg before his death in 1981 at age 23


Tu B'Av -- Jewish (a celebration of love, originally a joyous holiday at the beginning of the grape harvest, and now rather akin to Valentine's Day; begins at sunset)


World Hepatitis Day -- International 



Anniversaries Today


The first Singing Telegram is delivered, 1933

Henry VIII marries Catherine Howard, 1540



Birthdays Today


Lori Loughlin, 1964

Terrance Stanley "Terry" Fox, 1958

Hugo Chavez, 1954

Sally Struthers, 1948

Linda Kelsey, 1946

Jim Davis, 1945

Rick Wright, 1945

Bill Bradley, 1943

Phil Proctor, 1040

Darryl Hickman, 1931

Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis, 1929

Jacques Piccard, 1922

Earl Tupper, 1907

Rudy Vallee, 1901

Joe E. Brown, 1892

Beatrix Potter, 1866 

Thomas Heyward, Jr., 1746



Today in History


Thomas Cromwell is executed at the order of Henry VIII of England on charges of treason, 1540

Bermuda is first settled by Europeans, survivors of the English ship Sea Venture en route to Virginia, 1609

Maximilien Robespierre is executed by guillotine in Paris during the French Revolution, 1794

Welsh settlers arrive at Chubut in Argentina, 1865

The 14th Amendment to the Constitution of the United States, guaranteeing due process and establishing citizenship for African Americans is certified, 1868

First flight of the Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress, 1935

The Metropolitan Police Flying Squad foils a bullion robbery in the "Battle of London Airport", 1948

The Tangshan earthquake measuring between 7.8 and 8.2 moment magnitude flattens Tangshan, the People's Republic of China, killing 242,769 and injuring 164,851, 1976

Andorra joins the United Nations, 1993

Australian Ian Thorpe becomes the first swimmer to win six gold medals at a single World Championships, 2001

The Provisional Irish Republican Army calls an end to its thirty year long armed campaign in Northern Ireland, 2005

The U-550, a sunken German U-Boat, is discovered off the coast of Massachusetts, 2012

Findings of the earliest evidence of cancer, found in a 1.7million-year-old fossil from Swartkrans Cave, South Africa, are published in "South African Journal of Science", 2016

19-year-old gymnast Daiki Hashimoto of Japan becomes youngest Olympic men's artistic individual all-around champion in history at the Tokyo Games, 2021

After a 37-year run, Australians view the final episode of the soap opera Neighbours, 2022

Cambridge researchers excavating a tomb discover a 4,000-year-old Egyptian handprint, 2025