Sunday, December 29, 2019

Takin' Care o' Business (Cajun Joke) and Sunday Selections

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Just because Sandee of Comedy Plus is no longer hosting a Silly Sunday blog hop, do not expect me to quit telling Cajun jokes, especially as it has now become a habit.

Do not ask me about resolutions, i swore off of those years ago.  There are some goals, but resolutions just make me want to roll over and pretend they didn't happen.  Maybe it's the stubborn in me.

Thibodeaux done be complain to Boudreaux, "My wife, Marie, be after me to make me the New Year resolution.  Do Clothile be tryin' do dat to you?"

An' Boudreaux say, "Oui, she done been on me.  She want me to resolve to improve my mind an' read mo'."

An' Thibodeaux done say, "Read mo'!  What you be goin' do, Boudreaux?"

An' Boudreaux say, "Mais, I done did it already, I done turn on de close caption on de TV!"


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Sunday Selections was started as a way for bloggers to use photos that might otherwise just languish in their files.  The rules have been relaxed, and it is now simply a showcase for your photos, new or old, good or bad, although nothing rude, please.  It is now hosted by Elephant's Child.    https://myjustsostory.blogspot.com/ 

If you go by tradition, Advent is over and it is now the Christmas season, so here are the last of the Christmas photos:

No Sleep 'Til Christmas!
Yes, i want this shirt for next year.









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Today is:

Constitution Day -- Ireland

Enjoying ESP Day -- internet generated, and it means eating, sleeping, and partying!

Fifth Day of Christmas

Illegal Pants Day -- commemorates Emma Snodgrass' arrest in Boston in 1852 for wearing pants

Kwanzaa, Day 4, Ujamaa (Cooperative Economics)

National Chocolate Again Day -- because someone, somewhere, believes it can't be chocolate something-or-other day often enough

National Independence Day -- Mongolia(1911, from the Qing Dynasty)

Paternoster Row Day -- in memoriam of the famous area destroyed by the Blitz this date and tomorrow in 1940

Pepper Pot Day -- Pepper Pot Soup was invented today in 1777 at Valley Forge for the army to have something warm to eat

Sacrifice to Zeus Horios -- Ancient Greek Calendar (sacrifice in the deme of Erichia; date approximate)

St. Gabriel's Day -- Ethiopia

St. Thomas of Canterbury's Day (Thomas a Becket, Patron of clergy, secular clergy; Exeter College, Oxford, England; Portsmouth, England)

St. Trophimus of Arles' Day (Patron of children; Arles, France; against drought)

Tick Tock Day -- end of the year is getting closer, stop putting off your dreams! sponsored by Wellcat Holidays

Yodel in the Shower Day -- internet generated, and i promise not to tell if you do


Anniversaries Today:

J. Paul Getty, Jr., weds Victoria Holdsworth, 1994
Texas becomes the 28th US State, 1845


Birthdays Today:

Jude Law, 1972
Andy Wachowski, 1967
Bryan "Dexter" Holland, 1966
Patricia Clarkson, 1959
Paula Poundstone, 1959
Ed Autry, 1954
John Polito, 1950
Ted Danson, 1947
Marianne Faithfull, 1946
Jon Voight, 1938
Mary Tyler Moore, 1936
Thomas Edwin Jarriel, 1934
Klaus Fuchs, 1911
Billy Mitchell, 1879
Pablo Cassals, 1876
William Gladstone, 1809
Andrew Johnson, 1808
Charles Goodyear, 1800


Debuting/Premiering Today:

Thunderball(Film, UK release), 1965
"The Andersonville Trial"(Play), 1959
The Adventures of Kathlyn(Film, first movie serial), 1913


Today in History:

Thomas a Becket, Archbishop of Canterbury, is assassinated inside Canterbury Cathedral by followers of King Henry II; he subsequently becomes a saint and martyr in the Anglican Church and the Roman Catholic Church, 1170
The first nautical almanac in US published by Samuel Stearns, Boston, 1782
Gas lights are installed at White House, during the Polk administration, 1848
The first Young Men's Christian Association chapter in the US opens, in Boston, 1851
Emma Snodgrass is arrested in Boston for wearing pants, 1852
The first telegraph ticker used by a brokerage house, Groesbeck & Co, NY, 1867
The Wounded Knee Massacre takes place, 1890
Edison patents "transmission of signals electrically" (radio), 1891
Mongolia gains independence from the Qing dynasty, 1911
The first movie serial, "Adventures of Kathlyn," premieres in Chicago, 1913
Fred P Newton completes longest swim ever (1826 miles), when he swam in the Mississippi River from Ford Dam, Minn, to New Orleans, 1930
Physicist Richard Feynman gives a speech entitled "There's Plenty of Room at the Bottom", which is regarded as the birth of nanotechnology, 1959
Filming began on Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey in England, 1965
Riots break-out after Hong Kong decides to forcibly repatriate Vietnamese refugees, 1989
Guatemala and leaders of Guatemalan National Revolutionary Union sign a peace accord ending a 36-year civil war, 1996
Leaders of the Khmer Rouge apologize for the 1970s genocide in Cambodia that claimed over 1 million lives, 1998
The last known speaker of Akkala Sami dies, rendering the language extinct, 2003
Chaparrastique volcano erupts in El Salvador, 2013
The Ebola epidemic in Guinea is declared over by WHO, after 2,500 died over 2 years, 2015

Saturday, December 28, 2019

Ten Things of Thankful, Be Careful What You Wish For Edition

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Folks, you are not going to believe this one.

That's why i debated titling it the "Believe It Or Not" thankful, but decided to go with being careful what you wish for.  Either works.

Yes, i'm getting to it, i am also savoring it.

Back in May, Brother-in-Law's 20+ year old Nissan truck finally went to car heaven.  Our Jalopy had become unusable due to needing brakes and tires, she could only go around the block twice a week to keep her running, but we had to finish paying for the repairs on Lunceford the Land Yacht before we could get Jalopy fully functional again.

This meant that there were 3 of us using one vehicle that kept going back in the shop for various thing.  (That's a gratitude there, that our mechanics take payments!).

We'd been praying for miracles, trying to save and being stymied every time Lunceford needed something, and Brother-in-Law was saving as much as he could, but it would take him a long time to save up enough for a car.  While his truck had been running, he'd been in the same boat as us, unable to save as he was always repairing the vehicle he had.

Last Friday, December 20, one of the Friendly Fill-Ins was:  All I want for Christmas is a better car that won't need to be repaired so often.  (Of course, peace on earth would be fantastic, but i'm trying to be slightly more realistic.)  You notice i didn't wish for a new car, just a better one.

Also we were wishing Brother-in-Law could get something, too.

Right after i wrote that, someone gifted Brother-in-Law with a nice sum of money to put toward getting a car.  He was going to ask a friend from our church who facilitates buying and selling used cars to be on the lookout for something in his price range.

Instead, that same Friday afternoon, one of the deacons at Brother-in-Law's church called him and said that his neighbor was selling a car.

The details were a dream, within his price range, an older model Toyota Corolla, owned by an elderly lady, only about 3,000 miles per year put on it, maintained beautifully, clean inside and out, running perfectly.  Daughter, who was the neighbor of the church deacon, had convinced mom it was time to stop driving.

Brother-in-Law leapt on it like a fly on a cow patty.  He went over on Saturday for a test drive, and the daughter told him to call on Thursday, the day after Christmas, they would meet then at the title place to do the deal.

All of us were elated, and then, on Sunday, the daughter's husband called Brother-in-Law and told him that mom had died in the night.  He told Brother-in-Law to call on Thursday anyway and they would let him know the status.

It was deflating, as we were figuring they'd have to get a death certificate, then get permission to liquidate the car, and probably a family member would want it.  We decided to be thankful he still had the money and we could look elsewhere.

Thursday, as he promised but without much hope, Brother-in-Law called the daughter.  She said she'd meet him at the title company that afternoon.

What!

Yep, turned out that when she'd convinced mom to sell a couple of weeks earlier, the daughter had mom turn over the title to her so she could handle it all.  It was her way of making sure mom didn't have access to the car any more and couldn't change her mind!

Daughter was still sure she wanted to go through with the sale, too, since she'd promised.

This past Thursday, Brother-in-Law bought a vehicle that probably has at least another 10 years in it, if he takes great care of it (which he will).

There's more to the story.  There always seems to be.

Sweetie and i went to work Friday morning as usual, but it's our "easy" Friday so only one house, then a break, then the cat shelter.  While at the one house, i got a call from Grandma.

"Grandpa and I have decided we both need new cars, the kind with all the safety features for elderly drivers who need assistance, so we are going to give his old car to Uncle P and give my old car to you.  We're at the dealership now getting our new ones.  Can you come down here today and get my old one?"

Our insurance agent was in the office for a few hours, we finished that house lickety split, got an insurance card, and were in NOLA by just after 1pm.

Grandpa drove us to the title place down there and there was no waiting.  We got the title transferred and the car registered and went back to their house where Sweetie was waiting (they'd left him to babysit the dogs), then he and i headed back up.

Usually we are at the shelter by about 4pm on Fridays.  Yesterday, at 4:15, we pulled up after driving straight back from NOLA, Sweetie in Lunceford and me in the new-to-us car.

It's a six-year-old Ford Focus with, get this, 15,000 miles on it.  Yes, Grandma only goes to church every day, to the hairdresser, to "go make groceries" (as they say in NOLA), and once in a while to visit a friend.  Every place else, Grandpa drives her.  She barely goes 2,500 miles a year.

In less than 24 hours, we've gone from one 21-year-old car for the three of us to share to each having our own vehicle again, and all of it dropped in our laps.

Dreams do come true.

Let's top it with some icing on the cake.  #1 Son has been without a car for a while.  He lives walking distance from work, so most of the time it's not a problem, but eventually he will need wheels, at least for groceries and errands.

Now we can offer him Jalopy, and he can get on a payment plan with our mechanic to get it running right.  For just the cost of brakes and tires, we can get him back on the road as well.

Today, i have a day off work.  Mr. BA is not ready for us to get back to it, he wants to wait until January to start our every-other-Saturday schedule again.  That means another thing for which to be thankful, i will have a day to sort through my cleaning supplies and move everything to the Ford, which i've decided to name GusGus, after my favorite mouse in the Disney Cinderella movie.  (The car is gray, so it fits.)

Sometimes the stars line up and you have thankful after thankful, and this past week was one of those times.

Be careful what you wish for, the Almighty might see to it that you get it.
  

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Today is:

Bairns Day -- Scotland (Begins the runic half-month of Eoh, the yew tree, which signifies the dead, and is now associated with the Slaughter of the Innocents of Christian tradition, so today is considered by some the unluckiest day of the year, and no work should be undertaken today.)

Call a Friend Day -- just to catch up a bit

Card Playing Day -- internet generated, enjoy a fun game with friends and family; "Go fish!"

Childermas a/k/a Holy Innocents Day -- (Patrons of babies, children's choirs, foundlings)
    various Christian traditions celebrate under many names and in various ways
    Els Enfarinats -- Ibn, Valencia, Spain (flour fight, and if it's anything like the tomato throwing in other towns of Spain, it's probably lots of fun)
    French Childermas tradition interpreted what the Norse saw as evidence of the Wild Hunt of Odin as the spirits of the Holy Innocents running from King Herod
    Inocentes -- Mexico, and sometimes celebrated as Mexican December Fool's Day (Herod fooled himself into thinking he had gotten rid of his rival king born in Bethlehem.)

Dysemas Day -- Northhamptonshire, UK (an unlucky day to begin any new undertaking, "what is begun on Dysemas Day will never be finished")
    origin unknown, but often translated as Tithe Day, being very close to the Portugese word for tithe

Eat A Vegetarian Day -- an internet generated joke; yes, the vegetarian in question can be a cow

Endangered Species Act Day -- US (act passed 1973; a day to mourn species already extinct)

Fairy Academy of Window-Frosting Winter Exhibition -- Fairy Calendar

Fourth Day of Christmas

Incwala Day -- Swaziland (the biggest day of the 8 week Ncwala Festival, which loosely translates as "first fruits", although today's tasting of the first of the harvest by the King is only a portion of the many days of ceremonies)

King Taksin Memorial Day -- Thailand

Kwanzaa, Day 3, Ujima (Collective Work and Responsibility)

National Chocolate Candy Day

Proclamation Day -- South Australia (trad.)

Return a Gift for the Cold Hard Cash Day -- and good luck, these days

Runic Half-month Eoh (yew) commences

Take a Drive and Enjoy the Christmas Lights Day -- before they are gone for another year

Unluckiest Day of the Year -- various traditions state no work should be started today, for whatever is started today will never be finished!  In Olde England, nothing of importance was ever undertaken on Childermas, because it would prove unlucky


Anniversaries Today:

Billy Ray Cyrus weds Leticia Finley, 1994
The US Pledge of Allegiance is formally adopted, 1945
Iowa becomes the 29th US State, 1846


Birthdays Today:

David Archuleta, 1990
Sienna Miller, 1981
John Legend, 1978
Joe Mangianello, 1976
Todd Richards, 1969
Malcolm Gets, 1964
Denzel Washington, 1954
Edgar Winter, 1946
Don Francisco, 1940
Maggie Smith, 1934
Nichelle Nichols, 1933
Martin Milner, 1931
Johnny Otis, 1921
Sam Levenson, 1911
Lew Ayres, 1908
Cliff Arquette, 1905
Earl "Fatha" Hines, 1905
Hendrik Meijer, 1883
Woodrow Wilson, 1856
John Molson, 1763


Debuting/Premiering Today:

The Gulag Archipelago(Publication date), 1973
"Last of the Red Hot Lovers"(Play), 1969
"Night of the Iguana"(Play), 1961
"On the Town"(Musical), 1944
"Tip-Toes"(Musical), 1925
"St. Joan"(Play), 1923
"Cyrano de Bergerac"(Play), 1897


Today in History:

The Collegiate Church of St Peter at Westminster, a/k/a Westminster Abbey, is consecrated, 1065
The reign of Emperor Hanazono of Japan begins, 1308
Galileo Galilei becomes the first astronomer to observe the planet Neptune, although he mistakenly catalogued it as a fixed star, 1612
King Taksin is crowned as king of Thailand and establishes Thonburi as a capital, 1768
Construction of Yonge Street, formerly recognized as the longest street in the world, begins in York, Upper Canada (present-day Toronto, Ontario), 1795
A magnitude 6.8 earthquake strikes Echigo, Japan, killing 30,000+, 1828
John Calhoun becomes the first US Vice President to resign (over differences with President Andrew Jackson), 1832
Spain recognizes independence of Mexico, 1836
South Australia and Adelaide are founded, 1836
Rangoon Burma, destroyed by fire, 1841
The United States claims Midway Island, the first territory annexed outside Continental limits, 1867
The Lumière brothers perform for their first paying audience at the Grand Cafe in Boulevard des Capucines, marking the debut of the cinema, 1895
The first municipally owned streetcars take to the streets in San Francisco, California, 1912
The Peak District becomes the United Kingdom's first National Park, 1950
Alexander Solzhenitsyn publishes "Gulag Archipelago", 1973
Winnie Mandela is banished from South Africa, 1976
The first American "test-tube baby", Elizabeth Jordan Carr, is born in Norfolk, Virginia, 1981
U.S. retail giant Montgomery Ward announces it is going out of business after 128 years, 2000
At 115 years old and 266 days, Jiroemon Kimura of Japan becomes the world's oldest living person, 2012
Iranian woman Vida Mohaved is arrested for protesting against the policy of the compulsory hijab, sparking other protests, 2017

Friday, December 27, 2019

We Have More (Feline Friday) and New Year’s Friendly Fill-Ins

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Feline Friday was started by Steve, The Burnt Food Dude, and i'm going to believe it's because he likes cats.
He has handed hosting duties off to Sandee, of Comedy Plus, and it's simple to join, just follow the link to Sandee's page for the rules and the code.

We’ve had a good many adoptions from the shelter this December, but the place isn’t empty:

Lots of adoptions.

Still plenty to go!





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Friendly Fill-Ins are easy to do. There are four statements: the first two statements are provided by Ellen of 15AndMeowing, and the final two are offered by Lorianne The Menagerie Mom of Four-Legged Furballs. They try to make sure the statements will be fun to both answer and share. The linky will be posted at or about 12:00 AM on Friday. Please head over to one of their sites, link up, and share your thoughts!       

Here are this week's statements with my responses underlined:


1. On New Year’s Eve, I _______________________________.

2. My focus word for 2020 is ______________________.

3. _________ is the best thing about starting a new year.

4. My personal goals for 2020 include _________.


1. On New Year’s Eve, I take a nap, since they set off the illegal fireworks in the neighborhood and keep everyone up well past midnight, and of course i have to go to work the next day.

2. My focus word for 2020 is calm. Anxiety is trying to take over, and i cannot let it.

3. The psychological boost from the perceived fresh start a new year bringsis the best thing about starting a new year.

4. My personal goals for 2020 include more exercise.


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Today is:

Anniversary of Benazir Bhutto's Death -- Sindh, Pakistan

Calli (House) Day -- Aztec Calendar (a good day for all things hearth and home and family. a bad day to participate in public life; date approximate, but soon after the solstice)

Constitution Day -- Democratic People's Republic of Korea (North Korea)

Festival of Nehebkau -- Ancient Egyptian Calendar (Beginning of Eternity, celebrating the snake god and his role of binding the sun to the earth at the beginning of time; date approximate)

Kwanzaa, Day 2, Kujichagulia (Self-Determination)

Make Cut Out Snowflakes Day -- internet generated, with Christmas over, you need to do winter decorations

Modern Medicine Day -- birth anniversary of Louis Pasteur

National Fruitcake Day -- unless, of course, you are like me and have spent your last several days with fruitcake relatives, at which point you get a day off from fruitcakes! ;D 

St. Fabiola's Day (Patron of difficult marriages, divorced people, victims of abuse, victims of adultery, widows)

St. John the Divine's Day (Patron of art dealers, authors, bookbinders, booksellers, burn victims, compositors, editors, engravers, friendships, lithographers, painters, papermakers, printers, publishers, tanners, theologians, typesetters, writers; Asia Minor; Boise, Idaho, Borgo Santo Sepolcro, Italy; Cleveland, OH; Eger, Hungary; Milwaukee, WI; Morra, Netherlands; Saint-Jean – Longueuil, Québec; Sansepoicro, Italy; Sundern, Germany; Taos, NM; Umbria, Italy; Wroclaw, Poland; against burns, poisoning)

St. Stephen's Day -- Eastern Orthodox, a public holiday in Romania

Third Day of Christmas

Unfairies' Gathering -- Fairy Calendar

Visit the Zoo Day -- don't know who put this one in the middle of winter, but there it is

Watch the Children Day -- internet generated, a day to take a page from the book of the young and remember how to play like a child


Birthdays Today:

Heather O'Rourke, 1975
Masi Oka, 1974
Bill Goldberg, 1966
Tovah Feldshuh, 1952
Gerard Depardieu, 1948
Cokie Roberts, 1943
John Amos, 1939
Oscar Levant, 1906
Marlene Dietrich, 1901
Sydney Greenstreet, 1879
Louis Pasteur, 1822
George Cayley, 1773
Johannes Kepler, 1571


Debuting/Premiering Today:

"Knots Landing"(TV), 1979
"Howdy Doody"(TV), 1947 (first successful children's television show)
"Radio Roxyettes"(Now the Radio City Music Hall Rockettes), 1932


Today in History:

The Hagia Sofia of Constantinople is completed, 537
The Spanish Crown issues the Laws of Burgos, governing the conduct of settlers with regards to native Indians in the New World, 1512
The first public railroad using steam locomotive completed in England, 1825
Charles Darwin embarks on his journey aboard the HMS Beagle, 1831
Worst English avalanche kills 8 of 15 buried in Lewes Sussex, 1836
Ether is first used in childbirth in US, in Jefferson, Ga., 1845
The world's first cat show is held at the Crystal Palace, London, 1871
Carrie Nation's first public smashing of a bar, at the Carey Hotel, Wichita, Kansas, 1900
Unsuccessful attempt on prince-regent Hirohito of Japan, 1923
Stalin's faction wins All-Union Congress in USSR, Trotsky is expelled, 1927
Radio City Music Hall opened in New York City, 1932
The Shah of Persia declares Persia is now Iran, 1934
The World Bank was created with the signing of an agreement by 28 nations, 1945
Apollo 8 splashes down in the Pacific Ocean, ending the first orbital manned mission to the Moon, 1968
The People's Republic of China is granted permanent normal trade relations with the United States, 2001
Radiation from an explosion on the magnetar SGR 1806-20 reaches Earth. It is the brightest extrasolar event known to have been witnessed on the planet, 2004
Former Pakistani Prime Minister Benazir Bhutto is assassinated, 2007
Toyota Motor Corporation agrees to pay $1 billion to settle over a dozen lawsuits related to sudden acceleration, 2012