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It's time once again for a random and happy Tuesday, linking up with Stacy's Random Thoughts at Stacy Uncorked and Sandee at Comedy Plus.
Yesterday i hit the ground running as i was going to leave Carl's for a quick trip to get #1 Son to work, he was leaving his car at Kevin and Lenny's for the squeaky noise it was suddenly making and i didn't want to be behind on getting him ready to leave for work.
If he had work, which he did. Then the question became, what time? He wasn't sure.
Carl couldn't sign in to his work app and told me he finally had a paper schedule. When i asked him where, he didn't know and started looking for it in his still dark room.
Eventually it was found in the kitchen on the table. The printer had run out of ink and it was almost unreadable, but at least we knew he had work and it faintly looked like a 9, so we went with 9am. It also looked like he was getting off work at 11am, making it hardly worth going in if you ask me, but I cannot decipher the whys and wherefores of the MallMart.
It was now time for him to head for his sleep chair and i asked what time he wanted to get up, as he usually sets his timer for 7 or 7:15. This time he split the difference and said, "7:08."
I blinked, then set my alarm for that time and told him I'd get him up, as that would be right before leaving to get #1 Son.
Meanwhile, i worked as fast as i could to get at least one load of laundry started.
It was needed, he'd obviously had some trouble with the last load he wanted to start not quite making it.
I found all the missing towels in the car.
I found the missing ice vest already in the freezer, which he hasn't done in a long, long time.
Checking in the fridge for possible lunch material, i found teriyaki tofu. He probably didn't even know what it was when he bought it and i simply put it back for him to figure out for himself.
Once i woke him, i shooed him into the shower and headed out, and got back to find he'd just gotten dressed. As i packed his lunch, and yes, he needs lunch for a two-hour shift because a guy's got to have sustenance, he talked.
"There was trouble at a store in Michigan," he said, looking sad so i changed the subject and asked how his weekend went.
He looked even more dejected and said, "Not good. The game place won't buy my game disks so I have to do something else. And I didn't have any fun."
As i tried to be tactfully quiet, he said, "I want to change back to my early work schedule, if not, I gotta..." here he trailed off and i didn't learn what he's gotta. I simply told him he and his mother would have to work out his scheduling with his employer.
Carl didn't say much the rest of the morning until it was almost time for him to leave.
"Where's my vest?" he asked, and i told him the ice vest was in the cooler and the safety green one on top of the cooler and he'd put them in the car himself.
"Hat?"
Go grab one, you have time.
"Watch?"
Haven't seen it.
"Water bottles?"
You need to buy some, you are out.
He just shook his head and said, "I'm out," and with that, he was gone.
How about some funnies.
Have a blessed and beautiful day, everyone!
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Today is:
Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day (Buy your cheese that will be sacrificed on Cheese Sacrifice Day, and no, I never have found out why there is a Cheese Sacrifice Day anyway or to whom you are supposed to sacrifice it.)*
Chicken Wings Day -- Buffalo, NY, US (they want it to be a national day, and maybe someday it will be)
Feast of St. Martha, Virgin, Dragon Charmer, Sister of Lazarus (Patron of butlers, cooks, dieticians, domestic servants, homemakers, hotel keepers, housemaids, housewives, innkeepers, laundry workers, maids, manservants, servants, servers, single laywomen, travelers; Villajoyosa, Spain, which village she saved on her feast day by sending a flash flood to wash away the Moorish invaders in 1538)
Fiesta de Santa Maria Ribarteme (a/k/a Festival of Near Death Experiences) -- As Neves, Pontevedra, Galicia, Spain (festival of Mary in which those who have come back from near death are carried to the shrine in open coffins, or walk there clad in shrouds)
International Tiger Day
NASA Day -- marking the day President Eisenhower signed the National Aeronautics and Space Act into law, creating NASA
National Anthem Day -- Romania
National Lasagna Day
National Thai Language Day -- Thailand (Wan Phasa Thai Haeng Chat)
Photograph Your Children When They're Not Looking Day -- get a good, candid shot to enjoy
Rain Day Festival -- Waynesburg, Pennsylvania (yes, it has rained at 113 out of the 140 observances of this festival on this date)
Runic Half-Month Thorn begins (defense)
St. Lazarus' Day -- date given in the Martyrologium Romanum; celebrated on Lazarus Saturday by most Eastern Churches and on Dec. 17 in most Western Churches
St. Olaf's (Olav) Day (Norway's Viking king; patron of carvers, difficult marriages, kings; Norway)related observances
Olavsokadagur -- Faroe Islands (opening of Logting, or Parliament; a National Day, on the Feast Day of St. Olav)
Oslok Eve -- Norway (celebrating the valiant death of their hero on this evening at the battle at Stiklestadt in 1030)
sometimes associated with Thor's Day among the Norse and Thunor of the Anglo-Saxons
Territory Day -- Wallis and Futuna
*"A cheese may disappoint. It may be dull, it may be naive, it may be oversophisticated. Yet it remains cheese, milk's leap toward immortality." Clifton Fadiman
Anniversaries Today
Andy Taylor marries Tracey Wilson, 1982
Charles, Prince of Wales, marries Lady Diana Spencer, 1981
Mary, Queen of Scots, marries Henry Stuart, Lord Darnley, 1565
Birthdays Today
Danger Mouse, 1977
Josh Radnor, 1974
Wanya Morris, 1973
Wil Wheaton, 1972
Julian McMahon, 1968
Martina McBride, 1966
Alexandra Paul, 1963
Patty Scialfa, 1956
Ken Burns, 1953
Tim Gunn, 1953
Marilyn Quayle, 1949
David Warner, 1941
Peter Jennings, 1938
Elizabeth Dole, 1936
Paul Taylor, 1930
Chester Bomar Himes, 1909
Melvin Belli, 1907
Clara Bow, 1905
Dag Hammarskjold, 1905
Stanley Kunitz, 1905
Benito Mussolini, 1883
Newton Booth Tarkington, 1869
Alice Hathaway Lee Roosevelt, 1861
Alexis de Tocqueville, 1805
Debuting/Premiering Today:
"Friday Night Videos"(TV), 1983
Help(Film), 1965
"Steamboat Willie"(Animated short, first appearance of Mickey Mouse), 1928
Today in History
King Olaf II fights and dies trying to regain his Norwegian throne from the Danes, 1030
James VI is crowned King of Scotland at Stirling, 1567
English naval forces under command of Lord Charles Howard and Sir Francis Drake defeat the Spanish Armada off the coast of Gravelines, France, 1588
John Graves Simcoe decides to build a fort and settlement at Toronto, having sailed into the bay there, 1793
Inauguration of the Arc de Triomphe in Paris, 1836
In Tipperary, an unsuccessful nationalist revolt against British rule is put down by police, 1848
The First Hague Convention is signed, 1899
Sir Robert Baden Powell sets up the Brownsea Island Scout camp in Poole Harbour on the south coast of England; this is regarded as the foundation of the Scouting movement, 1907
The International Atomic Energy Agency is established, 1957
British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher and President of France François Mitterrand sign the agreement to build a tunnel under the English Channel, 1987
The film Cry Freedom is seized by South African authorities, 1988
Astronomers announce the discovery of Eris, the largest dwarf planet in the solar system, 2005
South Sudan becomes the 54th member of the African Union, 2011
Scientists reveal new research identifying a mechanism by which Earth-warming carbon is pulled deep into the Southern Ocean, and locked away, and scientists claim this process may be threatened by climate change, 2012
Microsoft launches Windows 10, 2015
A scaled back Hajj pilgrimage begins in Saudi Arabia, with no foreign visitors permitted, 2020
Sunisa Lee becomes first Hmong-American Olympic champion in any sport when she wins the women's artistic individual all-around gymnastics gold in Tokyo, 2021
A modified 1978 Toyota Land Cruiser is driven 7km under water across Darwin's Harbor in Australia, setting a world record, 2023
I like your humour, thanx. God bless.
ReplyDeletePoor Carl, it sounds confusing.
ReplyDeleteYour funnies are great, but the last one is more scary than funny.
Seems like it was a stressful morning. At least you were able to figure out when he needed to be at work.
ReplyDeleteNo tots els dies són bons i aquest és l'exemple que confirma la regla.
ReplyDeletePetonets i somriures.
Carl is always intriguing and you are his Angel ~ wonderful lol funnies ~ hugs,
ReplyDeletean artist reflects ~ (carol and ziggy)
Carl is a whirlwind of confusion and I love him so. Not as much as I love you, but close. Thank you for sharing him with us.
ReplyDeleteLove all the funnies. Love the mentally stable one the best. I laughed out loud.
Thank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.
Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. Love and hugs. ♥
You really had to move to get all that done. Those were really fun funnies!
ReplyDeleteI hope Carl gets a better schedule. Love the funnies.
ReplyDeletePoor Carl. Good thing he has you! Loved your funnies. The one about our future doctors using ChatGPT is probably not far from the truth!
ReplyDeleteOh dear, Carl would exacerbate our Mom. You are a wonder to do all you do for him and with such patience.
ReplyDeleteLoved the funnies, especially the one with the sonogram baby:)
Woos - Misty and Timber
Too bad he can't work inside as a door greeter -it would be cooler. I like the Spock funny. XO
ReplyDeleteCarl, Carl, Carl! I'm so glad that you are able to help him so much.
ReplyDeleteGreat funnies!
ReplyDeleteI smiled at Carl and laughed at the funnies! Perfect!
ReplyDeleteJava Bean: "Ayyy, everything was fine until we got to the last one about students using ChatGPT to pass med school and now Dada is looking a little bit concerned ..."
ReplyDeleteI love the funnies.
ReplyDeleteOh Carl! I love how patient and kind you are with him - not all heroes wear capes! 🥰 LOVED your funnies!!
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