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It's time once again for a random and happy Tuesday, linking up with Stacy's Random Thoughts at Stacy Uncorked and Sandee at Comedy Plus.
Things have been a little mixed with Carl's house. Last week, instead of cleaning his apartment (attached to the house) on Monday, i cleaned the public areas of the house for company and came back to do his room on Thursday.
Thus, 10 days elapsed between cleanings.
By that Thursday, his place was in a right state. He has about two dozen pair of underwear, and yet he was relegated to using his short pajama bottoms for underwear. How he ran out is anyone's guess, but it's most likely he just kept grabbing another pair, forgetting he'd gotten one out already, and they ended up on the floor.
He likes to put his CDs in a plastic grocery sack to take to work. He had a couple of those lying around, with CDs in them, and the CD cases were sticky. I won't ask what he'd put in there with them.
On his way out the door Thursday, he asked me to put his Bible back by his bed. I found his devotional, but not his Bible. Later i asked Ms. V to be on the lookout for it, and she said he'd gone to a Wednesday evening Bible study and it was probably in the car, she'd remind him to bring it in.
Thursday he ran out the door last minute (as always) asking if i'd packed drinks. I had.
By the time i left Thursday, his room looked good.
By Monday, when we went back to our regularly scheduled programming, it was like this.
Not as bad as after 7 days, but you can see it only takes him 3 to get really started on making my workday count.
Ms. V is always concerned in this summer heat, since he works outdoors pushing grocery carts, that Carl will get seriously overheated. He uses a cooling vest (you put ice packs in it) and the bands you fill with ice and put around your neck.
She makes him back them in the cooler and put them in the car the night before, with a lot of extra ice packs to keep them cold enough for overnight. She knows if he waits until morning, he's likely to forget them.
I grabbed his car keys yesterday to go looking for his lunchbox (he'd actually put it in the cabinet, imagine that!) and found his Bible.
And it's a good thing i did look in the car as i also found he'd left the top of the cooler/ice chest loose and half the packs were melted. This is not a surprise as he leaves everything open, drawers, cabinets, the door of the house...yes, the neighbors across the street often come by and close the door to the house when they notice it's been left open.
I replaced the thawed frozen packs and looked for his bigger cooler, the one which will hold his ice vest, too.
The bigger one was found inside the house, but the zipper is broken so it's useless. Then i asked him if he had his vest ready, and as he nonchalantly scrolled through whatever was on his pad at the moment while eating his leisurely breakfast, he said, "It doesn't take long!"
Famous last words from him, so i got it ready. Sure enough, by the time he decides he'd better leave, he's late. As he ran for the door i asked about sunscreen.
"Oh, shoot! Pass me some real quick, will ya?" he called as he scooted out the door to put his lunch in the car. I ran and got him a tube and he was gone.
In honor of things left open, some funnies.
Have a blessed and beautiful Tuesday, everyone!
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Today is:
Advice-to-the-Lovelorn-Day -- date, in 1896, the New Orleans Picayune first published the advice column of Dorothy Dix, Mother Confessor to Millions; it eventually ran in 300 papers for 55 years
Bonfire Night -- Northern Ireland (precursor to The Twelfth a/k/a Orangemen's Day)
Bowdler's Day
Carnival Tuesday -- Saint Vincent and the Grenadines
China National Maritime Day -- People's Republic of China
Convenience Store Day -- the first Seven Eleven opened on this day in 1927 in Dallas, TX; it was open 7am to 11pm, thus the name
Cow Appreciation Day® -- sponsored by Chick-fil-A
Day of the Flemish Community -- Flemish community of Belgium, commemorates the Battle of the Golden Spurs of 1302
Feast of Theano, Philosopher, Mathematician, wife of Pythagoras, patron of vegetarianism (date approximate, supposedly when she was born)
Feast of Min -- Ancient Egyptian Calendar (date approximate)
Free Slurpee Day at Seven-Eleven -- if you have these stores where you live, stop by between 11am and 7pm to get a free 11.7oz. Slurpee (TM) today
Imamat Day -- Ismailism
Naadam Festival -- Mongolia (a/k/a Revolution Day/National Day, traditional sporting events nationwide, but best at Ulaanbaatar, through the 13th)
National Blueberry Muffin Day
National Cheer Up The Lonely Day -- begun by Francis Pesek of Detroit, Michigan; he chose to spend his birthday as a day to promote kindness, especially the forgotten at nursing homes and shut ins who have no visitors
National Culture Day and Uniwaine / Unaine Day -- Kiribati (Senior Citizens' Day, specifically Elderly Men's Day / Elderly Women's Day)
Reading Guilt Day -- the day you are supposed to start reading that book you only read the Cliff's Notes on in school
St. Benedict's Day (Patron of agricultural workers, cavers/speleologists/spelunkers, civil engineers, coppersmiths, farm workers/farmers, Italian architects, monks, people in religious orders, people who are dying, school children, servants who have broken their masters belongings, students; Europe; Heerdt, Germany; Norcia, Italy; Subiaco, Italy; against erysipelas, fever, gall stones, inflammatory diseases, kidney disease, nettle rash, poison, temptations, and witchcraft)
World Population Day -- UN
Birthdays Today:
David Henrie, 1989
Marie Sernehold, 1983
Michael Rosenbaum, 1972
Justin Chambers, 1970
John Henson, 1967
Greg Grunberg, 1966
Rod Strickland, 1966
Al MacInnis, 1963
Lisa Rinna, 1963
Richie Sambora, 1960
Richie Sambora, 1959
Suzanne Vega, 1959
Mark Lester, 1958
Sela Ward, 1956
Leon Spinks, 1953
Stephen Lang, 1952
Bonnie Pointer, 1951
Beverly Todd, 1946
Giorgio Armani, 1934
Tab Hunter, 1931
Harold Bloom, 1930
Yul Brynner, 1920
E.B. White, 1899
John Quincy Adams, 1767
Debuting/Premiering Today:
"Space Oddity"(Single release), 1969
"The Newlywed Game"(TV), 1966
To Kill A Mockingbird(Publication date), 1960
Today in History
Admiral Zheng He sets sail on his first exploratory expedition for the Ming Dynasty, 1405
Samuel de Champlain returns to Quebec, 1616
Jews are expelled from Little Russia, 1740
Halifax, Nova Scotia is almost completely destroyed by fire, 1750
Captain James Cook begins his third voyage, 1776
Jacques Necker is dismissed as France's Finance Minister sparking the Storming of the Bastille, 1789
French astronomer Jean-Louis Pons made his first comet discovery (he discovered 36 over the next 27 years, more than any other person), 1801
Vice President of the United States Aaron Burr mortally wounds former Secretary of the Treasury Alexander Hamilton in a duel, 1804
Waterloo railway station in London opens, 1848
Tijuana, Mexico, is formally founded, 1889
The Lumière brothers demonstrate film technology to scientists, 1895
Babe Ruth makes his Major League debut, 1914
To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee is first published, 1960
The first U.S. space station, Skylab, is destroyed as it re-enters the Earth's atmosphere over the Indian Ocean, 1979
According to the UN, the Earth's population crosses the 5,000,000,000 mark, 1987
The United States announces it will reestablish full diplomatic relations with Vietnam, 1995
Colton Harris-Moore, the so-called "Barefoot Bandit", is caught in the Bahamas after a 2 year manhunt, 2010
Neptune completes its first orbit since its discovery on September 23, 1846, 2011
Pluto's fifth moon is discovered, 2012
The oldest stone tools outside of Africa are discovered in Lantian country, western China, estimated to be 2.12 million years old, 2018
Japan’s Hayabusa2 spacecraft lands on the Ryugu asteroid 300km (185 miles) from earth for a second time to collect samples, 2019
The final Volkswagen Beetle cars roll off the assembly line in Pueblo, Mexico, ending worldwide production of the vehicle after 80 years, 2019
Rare mass anti-government protests in Cuba because of economic hardship and the effects of the COVID-19 pandemic lead to widespread arrests, 2021
NASA reveals the first image from the Webb Space Telescope, cluster of galaxies called SMACS 0723 four billion light-years away, 2022
You always do such a fabulous job with Carl's room, I wonder if one day he will surprise you and everyone else by closing a door or two. Love the funnies.
ReplyDeleteI suspect that Carl could use a full time cleaner. Thanks for the funnies.
ReplyDeleteGreat funnies, Mimi. Thanx.
ReplyDeleteGod bless.
Great funnies, but that Carl is a real puzzle. How he can make it through life is amazing. He's so lucky he has you and his parents to help him.
ReplyDeleteCarl is so entertaining. I would love him as you do. You treat him so very well.
ReplyDeleteLove all the funnies. Thanks for the chuckles.
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Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. Love and hugs. ♥
Wow, it looked so clean & neat until later. At least his bible was in the correct place. Carl seems to be a very nice guy though at times. Mimi, you are the best for him.
ReplyDeleteCruisin Paul
Those funnies are great.
ReplyDeleteGreat funnies ~ lol ~ Carl is a 'piece of work' and you are an angel ~ Xo
ReplyDeleteWishing you good health, laughter and love in your days,
A ShutterBug Explores,
aka (A Creative Harbor)
Carl is a riot of his own self, lol. A daily house keeper might, just might keep up with him. You do such a good job when you are there, he's lucky. Love the cartoons.
ReplyDeleteCarl sure can make short work of a clean place. Love those funnies!
ReplyDeleteHello my friend, and how are you today? Fine I hope. These really made me laugh especially the last two! That puppy is too cute!!! The last one made me laugh too! I need a good laugh now & then. I had 3 back surgeries in my life time & they're acting up. So trying to get it fixed again.. but no surgery. Don't want it. Everytime it gets worse. So it's me & the Lord now. God bless you for makin' me laugh today sure did need it. HUGS & Have a great day my friend.
ReplyDeleteI bet it looked like that within 24 hours. :)
ReplyDeleteI can only imagine you trying to tidy Carl's place once a month! Yikes!
ReplyDeleteGreat memes! That cabinet-maker meme is priceless!
It is a good thing you see Carl weekly. Oh my goodness if you didn't. My heart is happy for him having a job, but my sis did cart round ups when she was a new employee. The absolute most thankless job. I make sure to acknowledge those when I catch them int he parking lots. You always share the good stuff with us. Happy Tuesday!
ReplyDeleteOh the perils of Carl. You are a real champ for all your patience and your tiding the messy places he leave. I admire his work ethic. That is a tough job and I like those who do it to know I appreciate them. That cabinet maker, hahaha, My son-in-law has a thing about not closing cabinet doors. I wait for him to exit the kitchen and then I shut them all quietly. hahaha Have a blessed day.
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