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It's time once again for a random and happy Tuesday, linking up with Stacy's Random Thoughts at Stacy Uncorked and Sandee at Comedy Plus.
Never knowing what's on the other side of the door when i get to Carl's means open the door at your own risk.
This rug has been in the back hall for quite some time, and the letters from the thrift store asking for donations are to remind her to call them for a pick up of the rug.
Everything else on there is Carl's from the car.
He was awake and getting ready to climb back in bed when i knocked and told him to go to his chair. He stopped to grab a sheet and pillow, and dig through all the pajamas on the bed to find the one he wanted to use to wrap his pillow. He gave one a sniff test, made a face, sniffed another and said, "It's fresher" and took that one.
The rejected one, along with the remaining sheets, pillowcases and etc. all went to the laundry pile.
He'd washed a load and used a proper wash cycle. Since they hadn't soured in the washer, they were dried and put away.
As i started sorting through is things, clean, dirty, getting washed anyway because there's no way to know, i found a few things on hangers.
This one blue shirt, despite the plethora of regular hangers he has, ended up on the one we use for letting gloves drip dry.
He had an odd sock.
Not unusual in itself, except no one in this house has any socks with the particular red logo this one has. He’s come home without ice chests, lunch boxes, coats, sweaters, gloves, hats, sunglasses, shoes and socks (but thankfully always makes it home with pants and shirt intact), but this is the first time he's managed to come home with an extra sock which is not even his.
No, i don't want to know how.
One item hung in the closet inside out did not pass my sniff test, in fact, i was rather sorry i had to use a sniff test on it.
As i cleaned and gathered laundry, i found things, like his keys in the pocket of a dirty pair of pants (again) and this.
Yep, it's the credit card he can never find, this time under a whole bunch of stuff on his countertop. I stuffed it in his wallet and i wonder how long it will take him to find it there.
When he did finally get up i sent him to the shower, and despite having all his clothes in there he came out clad only in skivvies. It's okay, it's better than the alternative and i sent him back to try again whereupon he came out clothed, and in as much of his right mind as any of us can be.
He did want an ice vest and he had made no sandwich, so while i tended to getting his stuff ready for him to leave, he fixed his breakfast and talked.
"Had a date Friday," he said. I asked if he'd enjoy it and yes, he had, then he started mumbling about Saturday but i couldn't quite catch it.
His next question was, "How was church?" I told him all was well and he seemed worried. "No politics?"
Now i got what he was on about. He's very worried about how politics has polarized people and he doesn't want to see friendships broken over it. I told him all was well.
His next topic was about his breaks at work, then whether he should get a new job, and Facebook. I wish he'd stay off it, he's ill equipped to handle some of the stuff trolls will throw at you.
When it was getting along about time for him to go, he wandered back into his room and grabbed his toothbrush. Haven't you brushed twice already? i asked him.
"Need to use toothpaste this time," he answered.
Yes, well, there's always that.
He started brushing, then i heard a rhythmic sound which, when i turned to look, turned out to be him jogging in place while brushing. Multi-talented that's him.
Then he grabbed both cortisone and deodorant and tried to apply them, but mostly it landed on his clothes not on him. He tries.
He got his ice chest loaded into the car and then i kept running into him striding around the house muttering, "what else, what else." He has my sympathy.
At one point, i went out to see if he'd actually driven away and he was drinking the water from his lunch. He came back in the house to grab sunglasses. When i reminded him he already had a pair, he said, "Can always use extra!" and strode out.
Can't fault the logic, he will need several extras.
Then i followed him to the car to make sure he would leave and i found him trying to clean around the door handle of the car.
"Too much wax," he said. "Should i clean it?"
Not and be late for work, i told him, so he nodded and left.
in honor of the politics which has us all on edge, some funnies.
Have a blessed and beautiful Tuesday, everyone!
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Today is:
Conmemoracion Patriotica en la Ciudad de Colon -- Panama
Day of the First Shout for Independence -- El Salvador
Egyptian Day -- Medieval Europe day of bad forturne (common saying on this day was, "Notwithstanding, I will trust the Lord.")
Festival of Amun -- Ancient Egyptian Calendar (date approximate)
Guy Fawkes' Day -- Canadian province of Newfoundland & Labrador; New Zealand; UK; a/k/a Gunpowder Day, bonfires celebrate that Guy Fawkes plot did not succeed; related famous celebrations
Burning of the Tar Barrels -- Ottery St. Mary, Devon, UK (17 barrels soaked in tar are lit outside 17 taverns and carried through the town)
Lewes Bonfire Night -- Lewes, East Sussex, UK
Turning the Devil's Stone -- Shebbear, Devon, UK (erratic stone, possibly from an Ice Age deposit, turned every year on this day to assure good forturne)
Melbourne Cup Day -- Flemington Racecourse, Melbourne, Australia (155th running)
National Hot Sauce Day
Nones of November -- Ancient Roman Calendar
Popes Day -- US name for the remembrance of Guy Fawkes' Day
St. Elizabeth's Day and St. Zechariah's Day -- parents of John the Baptist (Elizabeth is Patron of pregnant women)
Tori No Ichi -- Japan (the first "rooster day" of November, so called because it is held on the two or three days of the rooster this month, in which to wish good luck and prosperity at temple and shrine ceremonies around the country, and celebrate with a fair)
Wuwuchim Fire Ceremonies begin -- Hopi Native American (dating approximate, as these ceremonies are now mostly closed to outsiders, a celebration of Masaw, god of death, and Spider Woman, the earth mother; a 16 day festival and manhood ceremony for adolescent boys)
Anniversary Today:
George W. Bush marries Laura Welch, 1977
Birthdays Today:
Kevin Jonas, 1987
Corin Nemec, 1971
Judy Reyes, 1967
Tatum O'Neal, 1963
Tilda Swinton, 1960
Bryan Adams, 1959
Bill Walton, 1952
Peter Noone, 1947
Sam Shepard, 1943
Art Garfunkel, 1941
Elke Sommer, 1940
Geoffrey Wolff, 1937
Ike Turner, 1931
Vivien Leigh, 1913
Roy Rogers, 1911
Joel McCrea, 1905
Strom Thurmond, 1902
Raymond Loewy, 1893
Will Durant, 1885
Ida M. Tarbell, 1857
Eugene Debs, 1855
Debuting/Premiering Today
"Into the Woods"(Sondheim musical), 1987
"Fifth of July"(Wilson play), 1980
"The Nat King Cole Show, 1956
The New York Weekly Journal(first edition), 1733
Today in History:
Wu MeKuan, a collection of 48 Zen koans, compiled in China, 1228
Publication of the Catholicon in Treguier (Brittany); it is the first Breton dictionary as well as the first French dictionary, 1499
St. Felix's Flood ravages the Dutch coast and destroys the city of Reimerswaal in the Netherlands, 1530
The Gunpowder Plot, in which Catholics were trying to blow up the English Parliament, is foiled, 1605
The first post office in the Colonies is opened in the home of Richard Fairbanks, 1639
Susan B. Anthony is arrested for trying to vote in Rochester, NY, 1871
The first US patent for a gasoline driven motor car is granted to George B. Selden, 1895
Calbraith Rodgers arrives in Pasadena from Sheepshead Bay, NY, completing the first transcontinental plane flight, in 49 days, 1911
Colombia joins the United Nations, 1945
USS Rentz, USS Reeves and USS Oldendorf visit Qingdao (Tsing Tao) China — the first US Naval visit to China since 1949, 1986
André Dallaire attempts to assassinate Prime Minister Jean Chrétien of Canada, but is thwarted when the Prime Minister's wife locks the door, 1995
Saddam Hussein, former president of Iraq, and his co-defendants Barzan Ibrahim al-Tikriti and Awad Hamed al-Bandar are sentenced to death in the al-Dujail trial, 2006
China's first lunar satellite, Chang'e 1 goes into orbit around the Moon, 2007
Collins Dictionary names "binge-watch" the word of the year, followed by "transgender", 2015
NASA's Voyager 2 probe leaves the solar system, becoming the second human-made object to reach interstellar space, 2018
The Chinese government sets new rules for gaming for young people to try to curb gaming addiction, including a legal maximum 90 minutes of gaming allowed per day, 2021
I do hope your election goes smoothly and peacefully.
ReplyDeleteAnd love that Carl is concerned about shattered friendships. He has his priorities right.
It would be crazy to follow him to work and watch what he does all day there and to see how he ends up with all the stuff he does!
ReplyDeleteCarl is intriguing and exhausting too ~ Great political jokes ~ hugs,
ReplyDeleteWishing you good health, laughter and love in your days,
clm ~ A ShutterBug Explores,
aka (A Creative Harbor)
I love whirlwind Carl. Never a dull moment. You have the patience of a Saint.
ReplyDeleteLove all the funnies about voting. The last one is my favorite.
Thank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.
Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. Love and hugs, my friend. ♥
Oh Carl, you and your world never cease to make us smile. He is quite the handful. We hope that extra sock didn't have anything to do with his date:)
ReplyDeleteWoos - Misty and Timber
Love the funnies and Carl is keeping you on your toes as usual.
ReplyDeleteOh Carl, hang on to that credit card dude. Those were terrific funnies!
ReplyDeleteI always look forward to your Carl posts. How sweet that he had a date. XO
ReplyDeleteJava Bean: "Ayyy, our Dada says sometimes he thinks we would be better off if he could misplace our credit cards for a while ..."
ReplyDeleteFunnies for politics are very much needed right now.
ReplyDeleteThanks to Carl for entertaining us once again! Great funnies!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the smiles!
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