It's time once again for a random and happy Tuesday, linking up with Stacy's Random Thoughts at Stacy Uncorked and Sandee at Comedy Plus.
This past weekend was our Reformation Day celebration at church, which means we do one big service instead of three smaller ones.
This changed the start time, of course, and was the topic of conversation at Bible study the Wednesday before.
Someone asked what time the service began and there was debate about whether it was 10am or 10:30am. This started a discussion about what service each of us usually go to.
One mentioned she is generally at the 9am service.
Then another said, “Um, I go to the 9:10 service, but I’m always trying to get there earlier!”
A third piped up with, “That’s okay, I always go to the 9:20!”
How about some funnies.
Have a blessed and beautiful Tuesday, everyone!
**********************************
Today is:
American Beer Day
Big Bang Day -- London, England
Cernova Tragedy Day -- Slovakia
Cranky Co-Worker's Day -- because we all have occasional bad days; sponsored by Wellcat Holidays
Feast of Osiris in Abydos -- Ancient Egyptian Calendar (date approximate)
Good Bear Day -- on Theodore Roosevelt's birthday, celebrating the stuffed toy created in his honor
Independence Day -- Saint Vincent and the Grenadines(1979); Turkmenistan(1991)
National American Beer Day
National Potato Day
National Tell A Story Day -- Scotland; UK (preserving the heritage of traditional stories)
Navy Day -- US (on T.R.'s birth anniversary)
Radio Day -- US (US Commerce Dept. issued the first broadcasting license this date in 1920)
St. Frumentius' Day (Patron of Abyssinia; Ethiopia)
"Walt Disney/Wonderful World of Color/Wonderful World of Disney"(TV), 1954 (the show had several different names over the years, but even when it switched stations, it was still the same show)
"You Bet Your Life"(Radio), 1947
"Nocturnes"(Debussy orchestral compsition), 1901(first performance of all three parts together)
Today in History:
Constantine the Great is said to have received his Vision of the Cross, 312
Founding of the city of Amsterdam, 1275
Founding of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, 1682
US Navy forms, 1775
Missouri governor Lilburn Boggs issues the Extermination Order, which orders all Mormons to leave the state or be exterminated, 1838
R.H. Macy & Co. opens its first store, on 6th Ave. in NYC, 1858
Boss Tweed is arrested, 1871
The first underground New York City Subway line opens, 1904
The first published reference to "jazz" appears, in Variety, 1916
Chuhei Numbu of Japan sets the long jump record at 26' 2 1/2", 1931
"You Bet Your Life," with Groucho Marx, premiers on ABC radio, 1947
Benjamin O. Davis Jr. becomes the first African-American general in the United States Air Force, 1954
Mauritania and Mongolia join the United Nations, 1961
The British government suddenly deregulates financial markets, leading to a total restructuring of the way in which they operate in the country, in an event now referred to as the Big Bang, 1986
The U.S. prison population tops 1 million for the first time in American history, 1994
Gliese 229B is the first Substellar Mass Object to be unquestionably identified, 1994
Stock markets around the world crash because of fears of a global economic meltdown, 1997
The Boston Red Sox win the World Series for the first time in 86 years, 2004
The SSETI Express micro-satellite is successfully launched from the Plesetsk Cosmodrome, 2005
The Royal Australian Navy announces that they discovered the wreck of a World War II submarine in Simpson Harbour, Papua New Guinea during Operation RENDER SAFE, 2011
The first operation to separate conjoined twins joined at the head in India completed in New Delhi, 2017
Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww... and that's it.
Make sure you get the code from Sandee's site, linked above, and leave a link to your post so we can visit you. What better way to start the week than with a smile!
Our little Annie likes to sit with an old adding machine or keyboard and tell me, "I'm workin'!" If i ask what kind of work, she says, "Codin'!" (Coding, she hears her mom talk about it when she's working.)
She loves to wear an old pair of cheap reading glasses.
**********************************
Sparks is the brainchild of Annie of McGuffy's Reader, who wanted us to post something positive and uplifting at the start of the week. While she no longer blogs, i like to post an Inspiring Quote of the Week in her honor.
**********************************
Our dear friend Diane has left it to us
and we're not going to make a fuss,
we miss her poetry and wit
but carry on as Poetry Monday's a hit!
Poetry Monday was started by Diane at On The Alberta/Montana Border. Charlotte/Mother Owl and i are keeping it going while she takes a blog break, we hope temporarily. Anyone else is welcome to join in the fun, just let us know!
This week the theme is Clam.
This poem is a repeat, because i like it and it fits the theme.
(With apologies in advance, i couldn't help myself, nor did i want to.)
Sam the Clam and Tom Turtle were
the very best of friends,
though they were very different
and they came to different ends.
They spent much time together,
Tom was slow and Sam was quick,
that really didn't matter to these
friends through thin and thick.
One day, well it happened
before anything he could do,
Sam was run over by a dune buggy,
poor Tom left alone and blue.
A turtle's life is long, you know
but even their life goes by,
and one day old Tom woke up
with the Pearly Gates right nigh.
He got up to the portal just
as quickly as he could go,
and yelled to St. Pete, "Where's
my friend Sam!" with nary a hello.
St. Peter looked at Tom and
with sadness in his eyes,
said, "Tom, I hate to tell you this,
though it should be no surprise.
"Your best friend Sam was a fast one
in all ways, both good and bad,
he didn't make it up here,
it makes all of us sad."
Tom stood there quietly as
he got halo, harp and wings,
then St. Peter told him news
to make his heart just sing.
"Tom there's an elevator
that goes from here down there,
you can go and visit, but
you really must beware.
"The last elevator back here
starts up exactly at five,
don't get caught down there at night,
to be prompt you must strive!"
Tom turned to the elevator and
without any hesitation
tried his wings and bumped around
getting used to the gyrations.
He practiced a bit of flying while
in the elevator going down,
he didn't become an expert but he
didn't feel like such a clown.
Once he got to the nether world,
he garnered plenty of looks,
but he was determined to find
his friend no matter what it took.
He asked a group there standing,
"Is my friend Sam the Clam around here?"
They began to snicker and then to laugh,
they guffawed and started to cheer.
"Just fly down that road there,"
one said when he was able,
Tom simply flew they way they said,
their other words uninterpretable.
As he went he asked others,
"Do you know where Sam I can find?"
They all just laughed, pointing down the road,
Tom so intent, their laughs he didn't mind.
Then suddenly around a curve he came,
he couldn't believe what he saw,
a huge sign on big building,
"Sam Clam's Disco!" the place's biggest draw!
Tom flew right in as fast as
those wings could him now carry,
he called, "Is my friend Sam in here?"
despite the doorkeepers scary.
An office door burst open,
Sam came out in a stew,
"Who's making all that racket?"
Then, "Tom! Is it really you?"
The friends they hugged a good while,
then sat down to a meal and a chat,
Tom told what happened since
Sam had gone, tales of this and that.
They'd been having such a good time
reminiscing, catching up, it was great
then Sam suddenly looked at the clock
and said, "Tom, you're gonna be late!"
Tom jumped up from the table,
Sam said, "Come visit tomorrow,
but don't you get caught here at night,
or it will be to your sorrow!"
Tom went flying back down
the road as quick as he could,
got through the door right before it closed,
just like they said he should.
When he got back up, the doors opened
and he saw St. Peter waiting there,
The saint breathed a huge sigh,
"Tom, you gave me quite a scare!
"I thought you'd lost track of time
and wouldn't be there for five sharp.
It's great to see you made it, but
Tom, where is your harp?"
Tom looked dazed for a moment,
then he burst into song,
and if you know the tune then
you all can sing along:
I Left My Harp In Sam Clam's Disco!
Future themes are:
Oct 26 Clam (Today!)
Nov 2 Big bird
Nov 9 Planes
Nov 16 Fairy tales
Nov 23 Earthquake
(All themes are from the 365 Days of Drawing Prompts and Other Arts Facebook group.)
**********************************
Today is:
Angam Day -- Nauru ("Day of Fulfillment"; a celebration of overcoming hardships)
Armed Forces Day -- Benin
Day of the Ancients -- Asatru/Pagan Slavic Calendar
Day of Mourning -- Libya
Exaltation of the Shellfish -- Pontevedra, Spain (can confirm they celebrate this each year, cannot find confirmation on this specific date)
Full Hunter's Moon/Full Blood Moon/Full Sanguine Moon (some also consider this the true Harvest Moon, if last month's came too early)
Boun Ok Phansa and Ventiane -- Laos (end of "Buddhist Lent" and a traditional boat race festival starting tomorrow with hundreds of decorated candle-lit floats made of paper set adrift in the rivers)
Kojagrat Purnima -- Nepal (end of Dashain)
Thadingyut Full Moon/"Buddhist Lent" ends -- Myanmar (begins at sunset, through tomorrow)
Ludi Victoriae Sullanae -- Roman Empire (celebration of the victories of Lucius Cornelius Sulla, through Nov. 1)
Mule Day -- anniversary of the first importation of donkeys to the US, which George Washington used to breed the first mules in the Americas
National Chicken Fried Steak Day
National Day -- Austria
National Gospel Day -- Cook Islands
National Mincemeat Pie Day
October Bank Holiday -- Ireland
Peniamina Gospel Day -- Niue (celebration of the conversion of the islanders to Christianity)
Pretzel Day
Pumpkin Day -- time to get one for the 31st, if you haven't already
St. Demetrius of Thessaloniki's Day (Patron of soldiers; Thessaloniki, Greece)
Greek day to broach the wine barrels and taste the new season's wine in honor of this saint
Sts. Lucian and Marcian's Day (Patrons of converts, possessed people)
Workaholic Stop and Smell Something Day -- internet generated day to encourage workaholics to stop and consider what they might be missing
Worldwide Howl at the Moon Night -- some organizers even have howling parties
Anniversary Today:
Grand opening of the Erie Canal, 1825
Birthdays Today:
Sasha Cohen, 1984
Keith Urban, 1969
Tom Cavanagh, 1968
Natalie Merchant, 1963
Cary Elwes, 1962
Dylon McDermott, 1962
Jeff Probst, 1962
James Pickens, Jr., 1954
Lauren Tewes, 1954
Hillary Rodham Clinton, 1947
Pat Sajak, 1947
Jaclyn Smith, 1947
Ivan Reitman, 1946
Pat Conroy, 1945
Bob Hoskins, 1942
Jackie Coogan, 1914
Mahalia Jackson, 1911
Abby Greene Aldrich Rockefeller, 1874
Joseph Hansom, 1803
Georges Danton, 1759
Domenico Scarlatti, 1685
Debuting/Premiering Today:
"St. Elsewhere"(TV), 1982
Doonesbury(Comic strip), 1970
The Village Voice(newspaper, first issue), 1955
"Mourning Becomes Electra"(Play), 1931
Today in History:
Comet 55P/1366 U1 (Tempel-Tuttle) approaches 0.0229 AUs of Earth (2.1 million miles and 3.4 million kilometers)--marking the third closest approach of any comet to our planet in recorded history, 1366
First use of lead pencils, 1492
William Penn accepts the area around the the Delaware River from the Duke of York, 1682
The first Continental Congress adjourns in Philadelphia, and the Minute Men begin to organize in the colonies, 1774
King George III goes before Parliament to declare the American colonies in rebellion, and authorized a military response to quell the American Revolution, 1775
Benjamin Franklin departs from America for France on a mission to seek French support for the American Revolution, 1776
The first of the "Federalist Papers" are published, calling for ratification of the US Constitution, 1787
The French Directory, a five-man revolutionary government, is created, 1795
Hamilton Smith patents a rotary washing machine, 1858
Soccer football rules are standardized and rugby starts as a separate game, 1863
The Gunfight at the O.K. Corral takes place at Tombstone, Arizona, 1881
First use of a "getaway car" after a robbery in Paris, 1901
The first Soviet (worker's council) formed, St. Petersburg, Russia, 1905
Margaret Sanger arrested for the obscenity of advocating birth control, 1916
The Maharaja of Kashmir agrees to allow his kingdom to join India, 1947
Mother Teresa founds her Missionaries of Charity in Calcutta, India, 1950
Pan American Airways makes the first commercial flight of the Boeing 707 from New York City to Paris, France, 1958
The world sees the far side of the Moon for the first time, in pictures taken earlier in the month by the Soviet Luna 3, 1959
The last natural case of smallpox is discovered in Merca district, Somalia, 1977
"Baby Fae," born with hypoplastic left heart syndrome, receives a controversial heart transplant from a baboon, dies of kidney infection 21 days later, 1984
The Charlottetown Accord fails to win majority support in a Canada wide referendum, 1992
Jordan and Israel sign a peace treaty, 1994
Britain's House of Lords votes to end the right of hereditary peers to vote in Britain's upper chamber of Parliament, 1999
The water level at Three Gorges Dam, the world's largest water control and utilization project, reaches full capacity, 2010
China blocks the New York Times from searches and social media in response to an investigation into Premier Wen Jiabao, 2012
The World Health Organization classifies processed meat as carcinogenic, 2015
Jacinda Adern is sworn in as Prime Minister of New Zealand, becoming the world’s youngest female head of government, 2017
NASA announces tests show there is more water on the Moon than was previously thought, in both sunlit and shadowed regions, 2020
The Varso Tower, a supertall skyscraper in Warsaw, Poland, is completed and becomes the tallest building in the European Union, at 310 meters, 2022
Buddhist monks from the Huong Dao Vipassana Bhavana Center in Fort Worth, Texas, and their dog, Aloka, begin a planned 2,300 mile peace walk to Washington, D.C, 2025
Posts
