Showing posts with label The Big Boss. Show all posts
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Wednesday, January 5, 2022

What The Big Boss Gave Us For Christmas (Wordless Wednesday) and Words for Wednesday

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Linking up with Wordless Wednesday and Sandee at Comedy Plus.     






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Words for Wednesday was begun by Delores and has become a moveable feast of word or picture or music prompts to encourage us to write stories, poems, or whatever strikes our fancy.    


This month, the prompts are being provided by Hilary Melton-Butcher and will be posted by Elephant's Child.          


This week's prompts are:

  1. Tangled
  2. Cream   
  3. Gloom  
  4. Movement  
  5. Visionary    
  6. Bounds

And/or 

  1. Vista                                               
  2. Carrot                                            
  3. Lyric                                                
  4. Boater                                             
  5. Dandelion                                      
  6. Gorgonzola                                   

 


"You have to admit I was a VISIONARY when I bought this craft and turned you into a BOATER like me."


The Captain, as he liked to call himself when he was on board, smiled in self-satisfaction as he swayed with the MOVEMENT of the sea.  His "first mate" and wife of enough years to know when to indulge him and when to tell him to knock it off, just laughed.


"As long as you don't expect me to wax LYRIC about the GORGONZOLA cheese dip.  I think it's giving me indigestion."


They were out for an early evening sail on the smallest boat that could still be called a yacht, and he was in high cotton.  He wore what he liked to think of as clothing befitting his station, all from the color palette that included DANDELION and CARROT and CREAM.  She just shook her head, knowing that as much time as he spent on the TANGLED ropes, she would spend an equal amount trying to get the stains out of his outfit.


No matter the difficulties, he thought of himself as a natural born sailor, and tackled each problem that came up with vigor.  So far, they'd enjoyed their trips, even with the challenges.  His belief that they'd be pros in no time knew no BOUNDS.


They sat back and watched the VISTA before them, then made sure they got back to the dock before the GLOOM of night.  Neither of them were quite ready for being out after dark.  They'd get there, though.  He'd accept nothing less.



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Today is:


Apple Howling Day -- Henfield, West Sussex (Held at Gill Orchard, always on Epiphany Eve, horn blowing and howling at the trees is said to wake them up and yield a good crop.)


Armenian Christmas Eve -- Armenia (Old Chrismas Day in the West)


Can Opener Day -- one of the earliest forms of can opener was patented this date in 1858 by Ezra Warner of CT, US (tin cans had been around for over 50 years by then, usually opened with a knife or hammer and chisel)


Epiphany Fair -- Piazza Navona, Rome, Italy (toys, sweets, and presents among the beautiful Bernini Fountains)


Get on the Computer Day -- obviously dates back to a time when people didn't have to check email daily or get inundated


Guru Gobindh Singh Birthday -- Sikh


Joma Shinji Festival -- Kamakura, Japan (ceremony and festival to keep evil spirits away)


Mungday -- Discordianism (festival of St. Hung Mung)


National Bird Day -- US (National Association of Audubon Societies incorporated today in 1905)


National Whipped Cream Day


Nones of January -- Ancient Roman Calendar; also

     Festival of Vica Pota (ancient goddess of victory)


Review Your Wrestling Holds Day -- internet generated, and weird


St. Gerlac of Valkenberg's Day (Patron of domestic animals)


St. Simeon Stylites' Day (The original and most maniacal of the "Pillar Saints")


Take the Cake Day -- a day to do something, anything, over the top, just because


Trettondagsafton -- Sweden (Epiphany Eve)


Turn Up the Heat Day -- all over the internet, but no one explains it


Twelfth Day of Christmas -- and thus, Twelfth Night (and tomorrow, Kings Day, starts Carnival Season!)


Ume Matsuri -- Atami, Japan (celebrating the ume -- plum -- at one of the most famous plum viewing spots in the country; through early to mid-March)



Anniversaries Today:


George Washington marries Martha Dandridge Custis, 1759



Birthdays Today:


January Jones, 1978

Bradley Cooper, 1975

Warrick Dunn, 1975

Carrie Ann Inaba, 1968

Pamela Sue Martin, 1953

Diane Keaton, 1946

Charlie Rose, 1942

Juan Carlos I, King of Spain, 1938

Umberto Eco, 1932

Alvin Ailey, 1931

Robert Duvall, 1931

Walter Mondale, 1928

George Reeves, 1914

George Dolenz, 1908

Jeannette Ridlon Piccard, 1895

King Camp Gillette, 1855

Edmund Ruffin, 1794

Constanze Mozart, 1762 (wife of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart)

Pietro Filippo Scarlotti, 1679

Shah Jahal, 1592 (Mughal emperor of India, built the Taj Mahal)



Debuting/Premiering Today:


"All My Children"(TV), 1970

"Bozo the Clown"(TV), 1959

"The Member of the Wedding"(Play), 1950

"Pepe LePew"(cartoon character, in "Odor-able Kitty"), 1945


Today in History:


Edward the Confessor dies with no heir, leading to a succession crisis that ends with the Norman Conquest, 1066

Felix Manz, a leader of the Anabaptist congregation in Zürich, is executed by drowning, 1527

Pope Clemens VII forbids English king Henry VIII to re-marry, 1531

A petition in Recife, Brazil leads to closing of their 2 synagogues, 1638

Anne Clarke of the Massachusetts Bay Colony is granted the first divorce in the colonies, from her absent and adulterous husband, Denis Clarke, by the Quarter Court of Boston, Massachusetts, 1643

The first Swedenborgian temple in the US holds its first service, in Baltimore, 1800

The Ohio legislature passes the first laws restricting the movement of free blacks, 1804

Davy Crockett arrives in Texas, just in time for the Alamo, 1836

The US House of Representatives votes to stop sharing the Oregon Territory with the UK, 1846

The first US school of librarianship opens at Columbia University, 1887

An Austrian newspaper makes the first public report on Wilhelm Roentgen's discovery of xrays, 1896

The National Association of Audubon Society incorporates, 1905

Colombia recognizes Panama's independence, 1909

The Ford Motor Company announces an eight-hour workday and a minimum wage of $5 for a day's labor, 1914

British premier Lloyd George issues a demand for a unified peace, 1918

Nellie Taylor Ross is sworn in as governor of Wyoming, the first woman governor of a US state, 1925

Mao Tse-tung writes "A Single Spark Can Start A Prairie Fire," 1930

FM radio is demonstrated to the Federal Communications Commission for the first time, 1940

The Daily Mail becomes the first transoceanic newspaper, 1944

Warmest reliably measured temperature in Antarctica of +59°F (+15°C) recorded at Vanda Station, 1974

Eris, the largest known dwarf planet in the solar system, is discovered, 2005

The tomb of an Egyptian queen, Khentakawess III, is discovered by a team of Czech archaeologists; the queen lived during the Fifth Dynasty and was likely the wife of Pharaoh Neferefre, 2015

The Orthodox Church of Ukraine is granted independence from the Russian Orthodox Church by Ecumenical Patriarch Bartholomew, 2019

Chinese professor Zhang Yongzhen publishes the first SARS-CoV-2 genome map online, allowing health professionals worldwide to identify COVID-19, 2020

Tuesday, July 28, 2020

How Useful Is A Dishwasher and Other Appliance Shenanigans, a Random and Happy Tuesday Post

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It's time once again for a random and happy Tuesday, linking up with Stacy's Random Thoughts at Stacy Uncorked and Sandee at Comedy Plus 

What did we do for our anniversary yesterday?  Sweetie ran errands for The Big Boss, and i took Dr. D to NOLA for a funeral in the bad weather.  And managed to get her there and back on time and in one piece in spite of the wrecks on the highways.

Yep, it was kind of a bust in the celebrating department, that will have to wait until payday on Friday.  That’s okay, it’s not the specific day that matters.

Before Dr. D and i left, i tried to get all of the usual cleaning done.  Looking at the pile of dishes in despair, i told her i was going to use the dishwasher.

She said, “Well, it’s rather useless.”

You’re right, i told her, until you unload the clean dishes, it is!

Yes, i unloaded and got it reloaded and run before we had to leave.  No need to place bets on whether it will still have all the clean dishes in it next week.

While she was at the funeral, i went to Grandma and Grandpa’s house and cleaned the fridges, something Grandma told me last week she was hoping i could get to soon.

While i was there, Grandpa said that he sometimes cleans the fridge.  Grandma said, “What, once a year?”

“No, about every 3 months I take a rag and wipe it out.  Of course, I don’t move anything, I just clean around it.”

“Are you afraid to move stuff?”

“No, the only thing I’m afraid of is throwing away something you still want.  That’s why I don’t throw anything away until it’s moving on its own!”

On that note, more of the stuff that Grandma forwards to me:





















Have a blessed and beautiful Tuesday, everyone!




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Today is:

Buffalo Soldiers Day -- US (as designated by Congress)    

Day of Commemoration of the Great Upheaval a/k/a Expulsion of the Acadians Day -- Canada

Festival of Hedjihotep -- Ancient Egyptian Calendar (goddess of weaving; date approximate)

Imp-Handling Conference -- Fairy Calendar

Independence Day -- Peru(1821)

Liberation Day / Anniversary of the Fall of Fascism -- San Marino

National Milk Chocolate Day

St. Arduinus of Trepino's Day (Patron of Trepino, Italy)

Terry Fox Day -- born in Winnipeg on this date in 1958, he raised $24 million for cancer research by running over 3,000 miles on an artificial leg before his death in 1981 at age 23

World Hepatitis Day -- International   


Anniversaries Today

The first Singing Telegram is delivered, 1933
Henry VIII marries Catherine Howard, 1540


Birthdays Today

Lori Loughlin, 1964
Terrance Stanley "Terry" Fox, 1958
Hugo Chavez, 1954
Sally Struthers, 1948
Linda Kelsey, 1946
Jim Davis, 1945
Rick Wright, 1945
Bill Bradley, 1943
Phil Proctor, 1040
Darryl Hickman, 1931
Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis, 1929
Jacques Piccard, 1922
Earl Tupper, 1907
Rudy Vallee, 1901
Joe E. Brown, 1892
Beatrix Potter, 1866 
Thomas Heyward, Jr., 1746


Today in History

Thomas Cromwell is executed at the order of Henry VIII of England on charges of treason, 1540
Bermuda is first settled by Europeans, survivors of the English ship Sea Venture en route to Virginia, 1609
Maximilien Robespierre is executed by guillotine in Paris during the French Revolution, 1794
Welsh settlers arrive at Chubut in Argentina, 1865
The 14th Amendment to the Constitution of the United States, guaranteeing due process and establishing citizenship for African Americans is certified, 1868
First flight of the Boeing B-17 Flying Fortress, 1935
The Metropolitan Police Flying Squad foils a bullion robbery in the "Battle of London Airport", 1948
The Tangshan earthquake measuring between 7.8 and 8.2moment magnitude flattens Tangshan, the People's Republic of China, killing 242,769 and injuring 164,851, 1976
Andorra joins the United Nations, 1993
Australian Ian Thorpe becomes the first swimmer to win six gold medals at a single World Championships, 2001
The Provisional Irish Republican Army calls an end to its thirty year long armed campaign in Northern Ireland, 2005
The U-550, a sunken German U-Boat, is discovered off the cost of Massachusetts, 2012
Findings of the earliest evidence of cancer, found in 1.7 million-year-old fossil from Swartkrans Cave, South Africa, are published in "South African Journal of Science", 2015