Tuesday, October 31, 2023

End Times, Awards and Trick-or-Treat, a Random and Happy Tuesday Post


It's time once again for a random and happy Tuesday, linking up with Stacy's Random Thoughts at Stacy Uncorked and Sandee at Comedy Plus 

My first peek into the laundry room at Carl's yesterday was not propitious.

It wasn't really too bad, although the one item in the dryer was still wet and now didn't smell fresh, to put it mildly.  Ms. V had gotten some of the cleaning rags and such out of the wash and hung them to dry, then put the rest in the dryer and forgot them.

Carl found them, and then i found them all over everywhere, the laundry room and his room.

They got rewashed with his bath towels, some of which are missing now, and put away.  As for the missing towels, my best guess is Carl's car, which i did not get the chance to inspect.

If they are still AWOL next Monday, a car rescue operation will commence.

Meanwhile, Carl was quite garrulous for the little bit of time we were in the same room.

"I can't find John's post," he told me.  Before i could ask anything, he said, "It was about the end times."  This time my silence was deliberate and he added, "Trying to explain."

I told him i hoped he could find it again.  What i did not tell him was that i wasn't about to get into a discussion of eschatology that early in the morning, and most certainly not while trying to get him out the door.

He moved on to, "I put my money in the bank and next thing I know it disappeared."

Could you be spending it? i asked.

"Lunches.  And gas."

That's why you are supposed to bring your lunches, it will save you money, and by the way, you did a great job making sandwiches ahead this week, i told him.

He did do a great job.  I managed to put a sandwich, cheese stick, grapes, fruit cup, tea, water, snack bar and a cookie in his lunch box, and he still asked if he had enough of a snack.  He was only working until 11am.

Along with those sandwiches, i found this.

He had an open pack of crackers in the fridge, and another open pack on top of the fridge along with a half-eaten sweet roll in a bag.  He's a mixed bag himself, that one.

"Do you think I could get a new job that uses my adaptive skills?" he answered, and i told him honestly he would need to start seriously looking into that.  "I need to talk to the supervisor..."

He never did tell me which supervisor, but i'm sure he has someone in mind.  Heaven help them.  And Carl.

"I need to get pants and tongs today.  And gloves.  I don't know where the gloves go..."

He leaves them at work where they find new homes, that's where.  His parents won't buy him a new coat, he has to go to the thrift store for his coats, he loses them so frequently.  They will buy him pants and shirts, since, as Ms. V says, he doesn't lose those.  Thank heaven.

Carl headed out the door with his portable CD player, then came back in and said, "Batteries would be nice..."

I told him if he'd asked earlier, he'd have had enough time for me to go hunt them up in the office and he said, "Well I put them somewhere..."

Story of that man's life, right?

Next thing i knew he was picking up cracker crumbs from the floor.  Again, i told him not to bother, once i show up it's my job, and i told him to boogie on down the road.

He boogied, but only after he came back in to look for a coupon book, then to brush his teeth again, and finally to tell me he saw a moth fly in the door when he opened it.  I promised to deal with the moth and he finally left.

Once he was gone, i did the usual cleaning and laundry and dealt with his coin sorter.

He's supposed to put all of his coins in there, but this is one reason it can be difficult when he does.  He empties everything in the pocket, along with the coins, into the sorter.  This time it was a Tums antacid tablet and it didn't want to come out until i'd about taken the machine apart.

At the same time, i found this.

He won an award at work.  It was on top of the fridge, under the half-eaten sweet roll.  I put it on the shelf with his 15 Year Employee certificate.

It's Trick or Treat Night, so how about some Halloween funnies.

Have a blessed and beautiful Tuesday, everyone!


Today is:

Admission Day -- Nevada, US

Allantide -- Cornwall, England

All Hallows Eve -- Christian

Apple and Candle Night -- Wales

Books for Treats Day -- San Jose, CA, US (give gently used books to kids, not candy -- feed their brains, not their cavities!)

Chiang Kai-Shek Day -- Taiwan

Day of the Seven Billion -- day in 2011 the UN declared the world population to have reached 7,000,000,000

Dia de las Iglesias Evangelicas y Protestantes -- Chile (Day of Evangelical and Protestant Churches/Reformation Day)

Dias de los Muertos -- Mexico, esp. Michoacan and Oaxaca (through Nov. 2; ceremonies, sand sculptures, decorated altars, and parties through the nights in the cemeteries)

Dookie Apple Night -- Newcastle, England

Duck Apple Night -- Liverpool, England

Feast of Sekhmet Bast Ra -- Ancient Egyptian Calendar (date approximate)

Festival of Inner Worlds -- Pagan (fight between the old and new year)

Founder's Day -- Girl Scouts of the USA (Juliette Gordon Low's birth anniversary)

Ghostwriter's Day

Hallowe'en or Beggar's Night

Increase Your Psychic Powers Day -- originated in England in the 19th century, some celebrated on the 30th

Martyr's Day -- Burkina Faso

National Candied Apple/Caramel Apple Day

National Knock-Knock Joke Day

     Knock, Knock

     Who's There?


     Police who?

     Police stop telling knock-knock jokes!

National Magic Day -- Society of American Magicians (in honor of Harry Houdini, who died on this day in 1926, and who was president of the SoAM)

National UNICEF Day

Nut-Crack Night -- England; Scotland

Old Celtic New Year's Eve

Out of the Broom Closet Day -- Pagan, Heathen, and all earth-based and ethnic religions

Reformation Day -- Protestant Christian (trad.)

     Official Holiday -- Germany; Slovenia

Samhain (northern hemisphere) / Beltane (southern hemisphere) -- Druids, Gaels, Welsh peoples, Neopagans, Wiccans (begins at sunset)

Scare a Friend Day -- just not so much that s/he isn't a friend any more

Senior Absurdity Day -- Horace Mann School, Bronx, NY, US (a day the kids look forward to each year)

Sneak Some of the Candy Yourself Before the Kids Start Knocking Day

St. Quentin's Day (Patron against coughs)

St. Wolfgang of Ratisbon's Day (Patron of apoplexics, carpenters, paralyzed people, stroke victims; Regensburg, Germany; against apoplexy, paralysis, stomach diseases, strokes)

Thump-the-Door Night -- Isle of Mann

Trick or Treat Night

Vetmaetr -- Norse Calendar (Winter Nights; beginning of winter, the New Year, and the start of Odin leading the Wild Hunt)

Youth Honor Day -- Iowa, US

Anniversaries Today:

Mt. Rushmore is completed, 1941

Nevada becomes the 36th US State, 1864

Birthdays Today:

Robert "Vanilla Ice" Van Winkle, 1967

Adam Horovitz, 1966

Dermot Mulroney, 1963

Rob Schneider, 1963

Peter Jackson, 1961

Larry Mullen, Jr., 1961

John Candy, 1950

Jane Pauley, 1950

Deidre Hall, 1947

Stephen Rea, 1943

David Ogden Stiers, 1942

Ron Rifkin, 1939

Michael Landon, 1936

Dan Rather, 1931

Michael Collins, 1930

Barbara Bel Geddes, 1922

Dale Evans, 1912

Ethel Waters, 1896

Chaing Kai-shek, 1887

Juliette Gordon Low, 1860

John Keats, 1795

William Paca, 1740

Jan Vermeer, 1632

Debuting/Premiering Today:

"Car Talk"(Radio), 1987 (national debut, ten years after their start as a local show in Boston)

"Jamaica"(Musical), 1957

"Capricio Espagnol"(Rimsky-Korsakov Op. 34), 1887

"Tamerlano"(Handel opera, HWV 18), 1724

Today in History:

Ezra reads the Book of the Law to the Israelites after their return to Jerusalem from exile, BC445

First All Hallows Eve observed to honor all the saints, 834

Martin Luther posts his 95 Theses on the Wittenberg church door, marks the beginning of the Protestant Reformation, 1517

Georg Ludwig van Hannover is crowned as the English King George I, 1714

Execution of Girondins at Paris during the Reign of Terror, 1793

Sir Humphrey Davy of London patents the miner's safety lamp, 1815

A standard uniform is approved for US Postal workers, 1868

A tropical cyclone hits Bengal, about 200,000 die, 1876

John Boyd Dunlop patents the pneumatic bicycle tire, 1888

Arthur Conan Doyle publishes "The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes", 1892

Dedication of the Lincoln Highway, the first automobile road across United States, 1913

The Battle of Beersheba of WWI marks the last successful cavalry charge in history, 1917

The first of 160 consecutive days of 100°F + temps at Marble Bar, Australia, 1923

World Savings Day is announced in Milan, Italy by the Members of the Association at the 1st International Savings Bank Congress, 1924

Mt. Rushmore sculptures are completed, 1941

The United Kingdom and France begin bombing Egypt to force the reopening of the Suez Canal, 1956

Indian Prime Minister Indira Gandhi is assassinated by two security guards, 1984

EgyptAir Flight 990 traveling from New York City to Cairo crashes off the coast of Nantucket, Massachusetts, killing all 217 on-board, 1999

Yachtsman Jesse Martin returns to Melbourne after 11 months of circumnavigating the world, solo, non-stop and unassisted, 1999

Soyuz TM-31 launches, carrying the first resident crew to the International Space Station, which has been continually crewed since, 2000

Surfer Bethany Hamilton loses her left arm and 3 liters of blood in a tiger shark attack; within a month she would be back on her board, and competing again within the year, 2003

The NYSE reopens after its first weather related shut down since the late 19th century; the two-day closure was due to Hurricane Sandy, 2012

In a landmark verdict, the Pakistani Supreme Court acquits a Christian woman of blasphemy against the prophet Mohammed after she has spent eight years on death row, 2018

A fire destroys most of the historic Shuri Castle, once seat of the Ryukyu Kingdom, on the island of Okinawa, Japan, 2019

The world's largest solar farm goes live in Sirindhorn Reservoir, Thailand, 2021