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While i was at Grandma and Grandpa's house this past Saturday, #2 Son and his bride-to-be came down for a visit. They brought Jock, the blue heeler, who is 14-months-old now and quite handsome. He'll be staying with us for 10 days while his parents go on their honeymoon later this month. Wish us luck, he squirms a lot and will probably pester the life out of the cats.
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Sparks is the brainchild of Annie of McGuffy's Reader, who wanted us to post something positive and uplifting at the start of the week. While she no longer blogs, i like to post an Inspiring Quote of the Week in her honor.
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Poetry Monday was started by Diane at On The Alberta/Montana Border. Jenny at Procrastinating Donkey is on a blog semi-break and her poetry is sorely missed, we hope she comes back soon. Charlotte/Mother Owl participates, and now Karen at Baking in a Tornado is jumping in at least once a month, too. Anyone else is welcome to join in the fun, just let Diane know!
This week the theme is Rhinos.
As with last Friday's topic, i found it rather difficult to get inspired (although i do have one longer poem i'm working on, who knows, maybe someday there will be a sonnet staring a rhino), so a few shorter poems will have to suffice.
The zookeepers weigh their rhinos
every week without fail.
They say it's like weighing a person,
only on a much larger scale.
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Last time i was at the safari park,
the rhino tried to charge me that day,
It took a lot of explaining that when
I'd come in, they'd already made me pay.
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Rhino skin is so very wrinkly,
and you'd have to measure it by the yard,
which is why we simply leave it,
to iron that much would be too hard.
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If I cross a rhino with an elephant,
would that even be relevant?
Well, I'll cross an elephant with a rhino,
and end with an 'ellifiknow'!
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Today is:
Agriculture Day and Labor Day -- Haiti
Amtrak Day -- the train service began this day in 1971
Beltaine / Samhain -- Wiccan/Pagan
Bladder Cancer Awareness Month
Calends of May -- Ancient Roman Calendar; related observances
Day sacred to Maia
Feast for Lares Praestites (household gods)
Childhood Stroke Awareness Month -- also called Pediatric Stroke Awareness Day, because kids can have strokes, too
Chimney Sweeps Day -- the boys as young as 4 trained to help master sweeps got Mayday off each year
Constitution Day / National Day -- Marshall Islands
Executive Coaching Day -- a reminder, on what is most countries' Labor Day, that workers deserve great leaders
Faint-Hearted Fairies May (or May Not) Ball -- Fairy Calendar
Feast of Our Lady of Peace and Good Voyage -- Antipolo, Rizal, Philippines (pilgrimages to the shrine of Nuestra Sra de la Paz y Buen Viaje; through the month)
Festival of Saint Efisio -- Cagliari, Italy (one of the most colorful religious festivals anywhere in the world; through the 4th)
Garland Dressing -- Charlton on Otmoor, England (a wooden cross is bedecked with yew and box leaves)
Global Love Day -- sponsored by The Love Foundation
Go Fetch! National Food Drive for Homeless Animals -- PALS Foundation
Gujarat Day / Maharashtra Day -- MH, India
Journée Internationale de la Guérilla Tournesol / International Sunflower Guerrilla Gardening Day -- begun in Belgium, now celebrated worldwide, guerrilla gardeners are encouraged to plant sunflowers (or an appropriate plant for their climate) in a neglected public place or shabby flower bed
Keep Kids Alive! Drive 25 Day -- 20-25mph in school zones, please
Kevadpuha -- Estonia (Spring Day)
Law Day, USA -- US, by Presidential Proclamation
Lei Day -- Hawai'i (where you celebrate Mayday with a lei instead of mayflowers)
Loyalty Day -- US
May Day / Labor Day / Worker's Day -- International; celebrated as the beginning of summer in some places, as a Labor Day in others
Melanoma Monday -- learn how to check yourself for skin cancer, and how to get someone else to check your back, the most common spot for melanoma
Mother Goose Day -- as declared by the Mother Goose Society
National Chocolate Parfait Day
National Love Day -- Czech Republic (couples flock to the memorial of the poet Karel Hynek Mácha in Prague and kiss)
National Purebred Dog Day -- US (as proposed on this page)
New Homeowner's Day -- can't find confirmation on this one, listed at a few sites but no history or records of why this day
'Obby 'Oss (Hobby Horse) Parade -- Padstow, Cornwall, England (every May 1 since 1502, if the records are correct)
Play of St. Evermaar -- Belgium (annual performance of a mystery play, in its original form from over 1,000 years ago, by the village)
Riding of the Bounds -- Berwick-upon-Tweed, Casey, England (riders scour the countryside to be sure the Scots have not encroached upon English soil in this 5 century old tradition)
Rodonitsa -- Asatru/Slavic Pagan Calendar (day to offer feasts to the ancestors, named for Rod, god of family and the cosmos)
Santacruzan / Flore de Mayo -- Philippines (lasts through the month, with the biggest celebratory days being May 26-27 this year)
Save the Rhino Day / Rhino Mayday -- International
School Bus Driver Appreciation Day -- US
School Principal's Day -- since teachers get a day, so should the principal
Silver Star Day -- US (to honor all military who have earned a Silver Star)
SOS Radio Week -- UK (The Royal National Lifeboat Institution keeps the seas safer, and Radio Amateurs help them raise funds; it used to be a week, and though that's still the name, it now lasts the whole month of May)
Stepmother's Day -- sponsored by secondwivesclub.com
St. Joseph the Worker's Day -- Holy See(Vatican City)
St. Peregrine Laziosi's Day (Patron of AIDS patients, cancer patients, and the sick; against cancer, open sores and skin diseases)
St. Walpurga's Canonization Day (The saint who banishes the evil from Walpurgis night.)
Swieta Panstwowe -- Poland (National Day)
Tammany's Day / St. Tamenend -- US soldiers in the Revolution wanted a patron saint to rival St. George of the British Army, and chose Delaware Indian chief and wise man Chief Tamenend, also called Tammany
Upper Canada Village -- Morrisburg, ON, Canada (through early October, various programs that let visitors and students enter the world of the 1860s)
Unity Day -- Kazakhstan
Virgen de Chapi Festival -- Peru
Yotaka Matsuri -- Fukuno, Toyama, Japan (enjoy floats, paper lanterns, and mock battles in this two day festival)
Zuni Green Corn Dance -- Zuni Native Americans (welcoming back the Corn Maidens who fled during the winter; dating approximate as many Native ceremonies are closed to outsiders)
Anniversaries Today:
Cheerios go on sale, 1941
Empire State Building Ribbon Cutting, 1931
Birthdays Today:
Wes Anderson, 1969
Tim McGraw, 1967
Charlie Schlatter, 1966
Steve Cauthen, 1960
Ray Parker, Jr., 1954
Paul Teutul, Sr., 1949
Rita Coolidge, 1945
Bobbie Ann Mason, 1940
Judy Collins, 1939
Sonny James, 1929
Charles "Chuck" Bednarik, 1925
Terry Southern, 1924
Jack Paar, 1918
Glenn Ford, 1916
Archie Williams, 1915
Kate Smith, 1909
Mark Clark, 1896
Leo Sowerby, 1895
Calamity Jane (Martha Jane Burke), 1852
Mary Harris "Mother" Jones, 1837
King Kamehameha I of Hawai'i, 1738
Joseph Addison, 1672
Debuting/Premiering Today:
"My One and Only"(Musical), 1983
Citizen Kane(Film), 1941
"Batman"(Detective Comics #27), 1939
"Buffalo Bill's Wild West"(touring Western show), 1883
"Le nozze di Figaro/The Marriage of Figaro"(Mozart Opera, K492), 1786
Today in History:
The Wars of Scottish Independence end with a treaty recognizing the Kingdom of Scotland as a separate entity, 1328
The Act of Union joins the Kingdom of England and Kingdom of Scotland to form the Kingdom of Great Britain, 1707
Species Plantarum is published by Linnaeus, marking the formal start date of plant taxonomy adopted by the International Code of Botanical Nomenclature, 1753
Josiah Wedgwood founds the Wedgwood pottery company in Great Britain, 1759
Jesuit-taught Adam Weishaupt establishes the Illuminati in Ingolstadt (Upper Bavaria), 1776
Kamehameha, the king of Hawai'i defeats Kalanikupule and establishes the Kingdom of Hawai'i, 1785
The British colonies abolish slavery, 1834
The Penny Black, the first official adhesive postage stamp, is issued in the United Kingdom, 1840
The first wagon train leaves from Independence, MO, bound for California, 1841
Hong Kong Police Force, the world's second, Asia's first modern police force is established, 1844
Queen Victoria opens the Great Exhibition in London, 1851
The Empire of Brazil, Argentina and Uruguay sign the Treaty of the Triple Alliance, 1865
The Folies Bergère opens in Paris, 1869
Moses Fleetwood Walker becomes the first black person to play in a professional baseball game in the United States, 1884
The RMS Lusitania departs from New York City on her two hundred and second, and final, crossing of the North Atlantic, 1915
The first cooked meals on a scheduled flight are introduced on an Imperial Airways flight from London to Paris, 1927
The dwarf planet Pluto is officially named, 1930
The Empire State Building is dedicated in New York City, 1931
The Summer Olympics are cancelled due to war, 1940
The Salk vaccine is made available to the public, 1956
Fidel Castro proclaims Cuba a socialist nation and abolishes elections, 1961
Amtrak is formed to take over the U.S. passenger rail service, 1971
Pope John Paul II beatifies Edith Stein, a Jewish-born Carmelite nun who was gassed in the Nazi concentration camp at Auschwitz, 1987
On the same day, Rickey Henderson of the Oakland A's sets the record for stolen bases (his 939th), and Nolan Ryan of the Texas Rangers pitches his 7th career no-hitter, breaking his own record, 1991
Cyprus, Czech Republic, Estonia, Hungary, Latvia, Lithuania, Malta, Poland, Slovakia, and Slovenia join the European Union, , 2004
Same-sex marriage is legalized in Sweden, 2009
Pope John Paul II is beatified by his successor, Pope Benedict XVI, 2011
The U.N. Human Rights Office determine it is a violation of international law to force-feed hunger strikers at the U.S. Guantanamo Bay prison, 2013
Scotland becomes the first country in the world to introduce a minimum price on alcohol, 2018
Naruhito officially succeeds his father Akihito as the Emperor of Japan after the latter abdicated the day before due to ill health, 2019
New York City officially names a street "Sesame Street" in honor of the show's 50th anniversary, 2019
Jock is indeed a handsome boy. I hope he settles down with you and doesn't cause too many problems.
ReplyDeleteI am smiling at your poems. I have always loved the story in the Just So Stories about how the rhino got his wrinkly skin.
That is one handsome Wolfie. Do hope they all get along well.
ReplyDeleteLove the poems, especially the last one!
ReplyDeleteWe think Jack will have a great time, enjoy being spoiled and not be too demanding on you all.
ReplyDeleteAww! I am sure he will love being LQQKED after by you heheh! :-)
ReplyDeleteHave an awwtastic Monday 👍
The kitties will be angry at you, but that's a cutie pie and will bring you lots of entertainment.
ReplyDeleteLove the Spark. Well done.
Thank you for joining the Awww Mondays Blog Hop.
Have a fabulous Awww Monday and week. Big hug. ♥
Jock is so handsome ~ wonderful Blue Healer ~ good luck with all the furbabies at your house ~ Xo
ReplyDeleteWishing you good health, laughter and love in your days,
A ShutterBug Explores,
aka (A Creative Harbor)
Yes, as a working breed, I can imagine Jock will spend his days herding cats. Lets us know how that works out for him. Meanwhile, I think I will go celebrate chocolate parfait day. Have a blessed week.
ReplyDeletethecontemplativecat here. Beltain/Beltane is a big day in Irish culture.
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed the poem and loved the list of firsts!
ReplyDeleteJock, I have never heard of a Blue Heeler. I will google and learn about you.
ReplyDeleteCute dog. Nice spark and fun poems.
ReplyDeleteJock is a very handsome dude! That's a great Spark and a fun poem!
ReplyDeleteNice poems. Jock is a fine looking boy.
ReplyDeleteJock is quite a handsome fellow and the Sparks was perfect. Rhino advice was excellent. Thank you always for your stories, your creative heart and all the talent over here.
ReplyDeleteI love those rhino poems!
ReplyDeleteI had to return and read your rhino poems again - and realized I never commented. Tey are well written and fun! I hope you get to finish your long poem, with or without rhinos.
ReplyDeleteBlue Heelers are the most persistent doggies in the world! Great work on the rhino poems! It's funny...we ended up doing the same rhyme! ;) (What is it they say about great minds?!)
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