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"What is wrong with the doggone thing this time!"
"More trouble?"
"No, the usual trouble. I can't get access to my email, it keeps saying there's a malfunction."
"Try rebooting your computer."
"I'm going to reboot, all right, with a hatchet!"
Linking up with Denise at Girlie On The Edge Blog, where she hosts Six Sentence Stories, and the cue is Access.
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While Good Fences Around the World seems to have gone the way of the dodo bird, i still enjoy looking for and posting interesting fences, so i will!
Some people always seem to have a seasonal decorative wreath on their gate or fence.
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It's Angel Sammy's Poetry Day! This week's image and my poem:
My tropical vacation didn't
turn out as I planned.
At least the drinks are good
and I can use one hand!
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Angel Brian's Family of Brian's Home hosts the Thankful Thursday Blog Hop. It's time to share something for which i am thankful.
Today i am thankful the heavy rain stopped yesterday just when i needed to get out to the car. In fact, all my driving yesterday somehow ended up being between the showers we got off and on all day and I'm not complaining even one bit.
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Today is:
A Room of One's Own Day -- sponsored by Wellcat Holidays, for all of those who just want a space to call their own; on the birth anniversary of Virginia Woolf
Around the World in 72 Days -- this date in 1890, Nellie Bly broke the fictional Phileas Fogg's record and went around the world in 72 days, 6 hours, 11 minutes and 14 seconds
Big Rock Day -- discovery of the Cullinan diamond (3,106 carets) this day in 1905
Clashing Clothes Day -- "officially" (although i'm not sure who declared it) on the 4th Thursday of January, but some people seem to celebrate it every day
Conversion of St. Paul -- Christian
Observe the Weather Day -- a beautiful St. Paul's Conversion Day means a prosperous year, precipitation means an expensive year, clouds mean much loss of livestock, and wind means war looms in the year ahead
Dydd Santes Dwynwen -- Wales (For St. Dwynwen, Patron of lovers, especially Welsh lovers, and sick animals; the Welsh Valentines Day)
Feriae Sementivae -- Ancient Roman Calendar (a Feast of Spring, asking protection for seeds sown in the fall, and those to be sown in spring)
Festival of Constructive Energy -- another internet generated day with no explanations
Full Wolf Moon -- the wolves howl hungrily during this cold month, sometimes called the Old Moon or the Yule Moon; some of the following celebrations began yesterday evening
Duruthu Full Moon Poya Day -- Sri Lanka
Mahayana New Year -- Buddhist
Pyatho Full Moon -- Myanmar (traditionally the time of equestrian festivals)
Thorrablot/Thurseblot -- Ancient Norse Calendar (feast honoring Thor, guardian of Midgard, at the first full moon of the new year)
Thaipusam/Thaipoosam Cavadee -- Tamil People; Malaysia; Mauritius (Tamil Hindu multi-day celebration of the birth of the god Murugan)
Get to Know Your Customers Day -- on the 4th Thursday of each quarter
G. F. Betico Croes Day -- Aruba
IV Nurse Day -- US (sponsored by the Infusion Nurses Society)
January 25 Revolution Day -- Egypt
Luanda City Day -- Luanda City, Angola
Macintosh Computer Day -- debuted this day in 1984
National Irish Coffee Day
National Voters' Day -- India
Old Disting -- Norse Calendar (date approximate; a market day held at the same time as a sacrifice to the female powers.)
Opposite Day -- internet generated, and fun if you play it right
Robert Burns' Night -- Scotland; Newfoundland (celebrated with a Burns' Supper and reciting poetry)
Dinner Party Day -- for Bobby Burns, of course
St. Ananias of Damascus' Day (Saint who baptized St. Paul)
Tu B'Shevat -- Judaism ("New Year of the Trees", began yesterday at sunset, through sunset today)
Winter-een-mas -- a holiday for gamers, begun by Tim Buckley; through the 31st
Women's Healthy Weight Day -- on the Thursday of Healthy Weight Week, encouraging women to strive for a healthy weight and lifestyle
Anniversaries Today:
Henry VIII marries Anne Boleyn, 1533 (secret wedding)
Moscow University is established, to coincide with St. Tatiana's Day, 1755
Birthdays Today:
Alicia Keys, 1981
Ana Ortiz, 1971
China Kantner, 1971
Dinah Manoff, 1958
Leigh Taylr-Young, 1945
Etta James, 1938
Corazon Aquino, 1933
Dean Jones, 1931
Edwin Newman, 1919
Florence Mills, 1896
Virginia Woolf, 1882
William Somerset Maugham, 1874
Robert Burns, 1759
Robert Boyle, 1627 (O.S. date)
Debuting/Premiering Today:
"Rent"(Musical), 1996
"M*A*S*H*"(Film), 1970
"One Hundred and One Dalmatians"(Cartoon film), 1961
"Metamorphosen, Study for 23 Solo Strings"(Strauss composition), 1946
"The Guiding Light"(Radio), 1937
"R.U.R./Rossum's Universal Robots"(Play), 1921 (the word "robot" enters the world lexicon)
"Wedding March"(Mendelssohn, Op. 61), 1858
"La Cenerentola"(Rossini Opera), 1817
Today in History:
Founding of Sao Paulo, Brazil, 1554
Battle of Mikatagahara, in Japan; Takeda Shingen defeats Tokugawa Ieyasu, 1573
The Treaty of Utrecht marks the beginning of the Dutch Republic, 1579
Eliakam Spooner of Vermont patents the first seeding machine in the US, 1799
The first US engineering college opens, Rensselaer Polytechnic, Troy, NY, 1825
Sojourner Truth addresses the First Black Women's Rights Convention, in Akron, Ohio, 1851
Mendelssohn's "Wedding March" is first played, at the wedding of Queen Victoria's daughter Princess Victoria, to crown prince of Prussia, 1858
The soda fountain is patented by Gustavus Dows, 1870
Thomas Edison and Alexander Graham Bell form the Oriental Telephone Company, 1881
Bilu, a Russian Zionist organization, forms, 1882
Nellie Bly beats Phileas Fogg's time around world by 8 days (72 days), 1890
The first US transcontinental telephone call is made when Alexander Graham Bell in NY calls Thomas Watson in SF, 1915
The League of Nations is founded, 1919
The 1924 Winter Olympics opens in Chamonix, France (in the French Alps), inaugurating the Winter Olympic Games, 1924
At the Hollywood Athletic Club the first Emmy Awards are presented, 1949
The first scheduled transcontinental flight in the US takes place, an American Airlines flight from California to New York, 1959
The Clementine space probe launches, 1994
Russia almost launches a nuclear attack after it mistakes Black Brant XII, a Norwegian research rocket, for a US Trident missile, 1995
During a historic visit to Cuba, Pope John Paul II demands the release of political prisoners and political reforms while condemning US attempts to isolate the country, 1998
Three independent observing campaigns announce the discovery of OGLE-2005-BLG-390Lb through gravitational microlensing, the first cool rocky/icy extrasolar planet around a main-sequence star, 2006
Tropical cyclone Oswald makes landfall in Queensland, Australia, causing massive flooding, 2013
A British rowing team becomes the first female crew and the first crew of four to cross the Pacific, from San Francisco, California to Cairns, Australia in 257 days, 2016
Kisenosato is made yokozuna, becoming the 72nd Grand Champion of Sumo, and the first native Japanese to hold the title since 1998, 2017
Janet Yellen is confirmed as the first female treasury secretary by the US Senate, 2021
The Australian government buys the copyright to the Aboriginal flag designed by artist Harold Thomas, 2022
Smiling at both your six sentence story (oh so familiar) and your poem. I love that the weather was kind to you yesterday.
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened on that tropical vacation looks painful! I usually turn off and walk away when my computer does things like that.
ReplyDeleteTry the router if it's not the computer?
ReplyDeleteThe poem made me laugh :D
Very good poem. And I see behind the fence someone was there wearing a coat and trying to cover up their shrubs so they wouldn't get frosted.
ReplyDeleteOur computer scares us when we have to reboot sometimes. We need our own personal tech person I think.
ReplyDeletelol (plus, very heartfelt shudder)
ReplyDeleteI suspect most of us would do well not to confront how significant our online life is to our 'real' lifes...
Wow, that fellow is having a difficult vacation! I agree with the computer issue. I hate that I have to use them.
ReplyDeleteI know what you mean by the damn reboot thing😡
ReplyDeleteI always smile when I visit your blog!
ReplyDeleteChaplin: "Press CTRL-ALT-DELETE!"
ReplyDeleteCharlee: "No no, Force Quit!"
Oona: "Oona says just step away from the computer and give her chin skritches. That is the best solution."
I often feel like bashing my PC with a boot! Love the vacation poem.
ReplyDeleteOh for sure ~ Google can get me in a rage if I let it ~ lol ~ Fun poems ~ great fence and wonderful funnies ~ hugs,
ReplyDeleteWishing you good health, laughter and love in your days,
A ShutterBug Explores,
aka (A Creative Harbor)
Yep, I've wanted to boot and reboot many times. That was a good poem and a perfect thankful. We've got the heavy rain here today. Thanks for joining Angel Brian's Thankful Thursday Blog Hop!
ReplyDeleteI can relate to the story. :) Great poem. XO
ReplyDeleteThe six sentence story has happened many times to me. Love the poem.
ReplyDeletePerhaps a keyboard should be constructed with a "Reboot" key. Would save a little time, lol
ReplyDeleteWeathergods were looking favorably upon you, Mimi!
HA! Great poem - and as long as you have one hand you can at least sit on the beach and have a drink!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Pam