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It's time once again for a random and happy Tuesday, linking up with Stacy's Random Thoughts at Stacy Uncorked and Sandee at Comedy Plus.
Carl likes using dryer balls to help the clothes dry faster and more evenly, and we were up to six of them.
Apparently, they can disintegrate when he loses one and it gets in the washer.
He'd just gotten up and a peek in the closet showed he'd had a hard week.
Usually the laundry baskets are upright and there are at least a few things in them, but not today.
He looked sleepy and said he'd not slept well, so he took his pillow and blanket and headed for the sleep chair. Instead of his usual ten minutes and done, though, he set the timer on the microwave and didn't move for almost an hour.
As i was gathering and straightening, i noticed fewer shoes than usual.
Ms. V seems to have gotten him at least two new pair. This time, though, instead of keeping all the old ones because it's frugal, most were nowhere to be found.
In the case of some of them, that was a very good thing. Carl's line of work is hard on shoes.
He's also hard on hats.
That one ended up in the trash.
Once Carl got up and showered, he and i chatted as he ate breakfast and got ready and i got cleaning done.
"The swamp had a birthday!" he said.
It took a moment for me to figure out what he meant so he added, "I saw it online."
Oh, the local swamp where you can take tours, i noted. Yes, they're celebrating an anniversary of opening the nature center.
"Yes," he said, then changed gears with, "how's church?"
Church?
"Yeah, how's church?"
We had a good service yesterday, i told him.
When Mr. L isn't well enough to go, Carl and Ms. V don't drive all the way down to the church where they sing in the choir with my Sweetie, but instead go to a closer one. To-may-to, to-mah-to.
He then started talking about camouflage clothes, something that sounded like "Shriver day," and sports. Since he often mumbles or trails off, it can be hard to follow what he's saying, although i do try.
One thing he did say clearly was, "Are you going to throw out all my receipts?"
No, i told him. If it has any writing or notes on it, i keep it for you. The others i throw away.
Then i showed him where any receipt with writing on it would be when he got home.
He's like my Sweetie, a ton of notepads and writing paper in the house and every time he wants to write something down, he grabs whatever is handy, usually bill, receipt or piece of mail or envelope.
"I have a phone number..." he trailed off. Yes, i saved anything with writing on it Whether the number was there or not, i'm not in charge of that.
As i headed to the laundry room, i noticed the day's newspaper in Carl's room, behind the TV. When i asked, he said he'd brought it in. Why he put it there instead of on the kitchen table where it always goes, well, there's no telling. I took it to the table.
Mr. L had gotten up and was having breakfast when i brought the newspaper and he started reading it, and Carl kept chatting with me or his dad as i went about making his lunch. At one point, Carl asked a question, then looked up and his dad had left the room. I asked what his question was and he said, "No, I want to talk to my dad about it."
Fair enough. Sometimes a man needs to ask another man, especially his dad.
Getting him out the door took some doing as he brought his ice packs for the vest, but i had to run the vest itself out there to him. Once i thought he was gone he popped back in and said, "Splash pad!"
To my questioning look he said, "There's a splash pad, after work, need shorts, t-shirt, towel..."
I quickly gathered all 3 and got him out the door in plenty of time to get to work.
Then i opened his fridge.
What surprises were in the bags this time? One shell and pit from an avocado, not pictured as i threw it away, and the following.
So much for Ms. V banning sugar from his diet. |
Weird find of the day:
A piece broken off of one of his belts, complete with sharp edge. The belt itself was in the garbage, and of course the garbage bag was in the bottom of the can with all the stuff on top of it again. Every time he takes out the trash, he misplaces the clips to hold the bag in place. This time, they were easily found on the counter, but sometimes they are gone and i wonder if he shipped them to Abu Dhabi or something.
How about some funnies, a few about church, swimming (since i couldn't find any good splash pad memes) and others.
Have a blessed and beautiful day, everyone!
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Today is:
American Red Cross Founder's Day -- established by Clara Barton on this date in 1881
Anastenarides Feast -- Greece (feast to St. Constantine and St. Helen)
Battle of Las Piedras Day -- Uruguay
Circassian Day of Mourning -- Circassians
Día de la Afrocolombianidad -- Columbia (Afro-Colombian Day; commemorates Columbia's abolition of slavery on this date in 1851)
Dia De Las Glorias Navales -- Chile (Navy Day)
Festival for Vevodus -- Ancient Roman Calendar (god of the dead, swamps, and volcanic movements, and sometimes regarded as the king of the Di Manes)
Honvédelem Napja -- Hungary (Day of Patriots and Military)
Independence Day -- Montenegro
"I Need A Patch For That" Day -- sponsored by Wellcat Holidays, which notes that since everything else has a patch, why shouldn't you?
Lilies and Roses Day -- London, England (memorial of the death of Henry VI on this day in 1471; held at the Tower of London with representatives of Eton College and King's College, which he founded.)
National Memo Day -- an internet holiday with no known origin, just take a memo
National Strawberries and Cream Day
National Waitstaff Day
Passion Play Day -- the first Oberammergau, Germany, Passion Play was staged this date in 1634
Sister Maria Hummel Day -- birth anniversary of the Franciscan nun and artist
St. Constantine's Day (Greek Orthodox Church; Patron of Greece)
St. Eugene de Mazenod's Day (Patron of dysfunctional families)
St. Helen's Day (Greek Orthodox Church; Patron of Greece)
St. Helena Day -- St. Helena
World Day for Cultural Diversity for Dialogue and Development -- UN
Anniversary Today:
Humphrey Bogart marries Lauren Bacall, 1945
Birthdays Today:
Sarah Ramos, 1991
Ashlie Brillault, 1987
Lisa Edelstein, 1966
Judge Reinhold, 1957
Mr. T, 1952
Ian McEwan, 1948
Leo Sayer, 1948
Janet Dailey, 1944
Bobby Cox, 1941
Heinz Hollinger, 1939
Peggy Cass, 1924
Andrey Dmitriyevich Sakharov, 1921
Raymond Burr, 1917
Dennis Day, 1917
Harold Robbins, 1916
Sister Maria Innocentia Hummel, 1909
Fats Waller, 1904
Armand Hammer, 1898
Glenn Hammond Curtiss, 1878
Elizabeth Gurney Fry, 1780
Alexander Pope, 1688
Albrecht Dürer, 1471
Debuting/Premiering Today:
The Empire Strikes Back(Film), 1980
"Gypsy"(Musical), 1959
"Le Fils prodigue / The Prodigal Son(Prokofiev ballet, Op. 46), 1929
"Pagliacci"(Opera), 1892
Today in History:
Syracuse, Italy is captured by the Muslim sultan of Sicily, 878
The island of Saint Helena is discovered by the Portuguese navigator João da Nova, 1502
The nobility elect John Sobieski King of Poland and Grand Duke of Lithuania, 1674
The Order of St. Alexander Nevsky is instituted in Russia by the empress Catherine I; it would later be discontinued and then reinstated by the Soviet government in 1942 as the Order of Alexander Nevsky, 1725
Mary Campbell is abducted from her home in Pennsylvania by Lenape during the French and Indian War, 1758
Slavery is abolished in Colombia, South America, 1851
Russia declares an end to the Russian-Circassian War and many Circassians are forced into exile, 1864
French troops invade the Paris Commune and engage its residents in street fighting, 1871
The American Red Cross is established by Clara Barton, 1881
The Manchester Ship Canal in England is officially opened by Queen Victoria, 1894
The Fédération Internationale de Football Association (FIFA) is founded in Paris, 1904
Charles Lindbergh touches down at Le Bourget Field in Paris, completing the world's first solo nonstop flight across the Atlantic Ocean, 1927
Bad weather forces Amelia Earhart to land in a pasture in Derry, Northern Ireland, and she thereby becomes the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean, 1932
Oskaloosa, Iowa, becomes the first municipality in the United States to fingerprint all of its citizens, 1934
A Soviet station becomes the first scientific research settlement to operate on the drift ice of the Arctic Ocean, 1937
The National War Memorial in Canada is unveiled by King George VI and Queen Elizabeth in Ottawa, 1939
Physicist Louis Slotin is fatally irradiated in a criticality incident during an experiment with the Demon core at Los Alamos National Laboratory, 1946
The opening of the Ninth Street Show, otherwise known as the 9th Street Art Exhibition – a gathering of a number of notable artists, and the stepping-out of the post war New York avant-garde, collectively know as the New York School, 1951
Michelangelo's Pietà in St. Peter's Basilica in Rome is damaged by a vandal, 1972
Democratic Republic of Yemen and North Yemen agree to a unity, merging into Republic of Yemen, 1990
The Ethiopian Civil War ends, 1991
Suharto, Indonesian president of 32 years, resigns, 1998
The clipper Cutty Sark is badly damaged by fire in London, England, 2007
JAXA, the Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency, launches the solar-sail spacecraft IKAROS aboard an H-IIA rocket, 2010
The most active volcano in Iceland, Grimsvotn, erupts and triggers 50 small earthquakes, 2011
The Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus performs for the last time at the Nassau Coliseum in NYC after 146 years, 2017
Nepalese Sherpa Kami Rita sets a new record for the number of climbs of Mt Everest, reaching the summit for the 24th time, 2019
Omani author Jokha Alharthi becomes the first Arabic writer to win the Man Booker International Prize for her novel Celestial Bodies along with her translator Marilyn Booth, 2019
Scientists announce the oldest and most distant gravitational waves ever detected, from a collision of two black holes, with first intermediate-mass black hole ever discovered at 7 billion light years away, 2019
Rayyanah Barnawi of Saudi Arabia, the first female Arab astronaut, goes into space on Axiom Space's second private mission, 2023
I'm wondering how that happens to Carl's hats? I hope he enjoyed splash pad time.
ReplyDeleteSome people are naturally hard on their clothes. Thanks for the funnies.
ReplyDeleteCarl is fascinating and you are an angel ~ great funnies ~ lol ~ hugs,
ReplyDeleteWishing you good health, laughter and love in your days,
A ShutterBug Explores,
aka (A Creative Harbor)
I love Carl. He's most entertaining. He's also a Tuesday delight. Thank you for sharing him with us.
ReplyDeleteLove all the funnies. I laughed out loud more than once.
Thank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.
Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. Love and hugs, my friend. ♥
You truly are a saint. Great bunch of funnies. :)
ReplyDeleteThank you for keeping ud thankful and smiling.
ReplyDeleteYou really do know Carl oh so well, and it's a darn good thing! Terrific funnies!
ReplyDeleteLove adventures with Carl. And all your funnies, especially about the 2 AC units!
ReplyDeleteLulu: "Hmm, I've heard you can't take it with you, but maybe that doesn't apply to A/C units ..."
ReplyDeleteYour tales about Carl always entertain us - as do your funnies!
ReplyDeleteCarl is quite an entertaining fellow. My friend and her husband in Indiana recently let their son go to a group home because he felt at 35 he was too old to be living with his parents. So far he is doing well. I loved those funnies, I was never a great swimmer and that pup photo, well, that would be me! hahaha... Have a blessed weekend.
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