As we entered church and sat down, i noticed that the fly on her slacks was unzipped, so i whispered to Bigger Girl to XYZ.
"Thanks, mom," she whispered back, "especially since i ran out of clean underwear and I'm going commando!"
Noting the expression on my face, she added, "And besides, these pants are a bit too big, they feel like they are going to fall off!"
Let's hope not, especially here, i said drily.
"Ya think!?" she asked.
Arbor Day -- Philippines
Discovery Day -- NL, Canada
Elf Thumping Day -- Fairy Calendar
Feast of the Optional Holiday -- pick one, and celebrate it or don't, your option!
Festival of Ranting and Vaporing -- sponsored by The Daily Bleed
Fiesta of Santa Orosia -- Jaca, Spain
Gotanshin Sai -- Kitano Tenmangu, Kyoto, Japan (festival to commemorate the birth of Lord Sugawara, with ceremonies to ward off summer infections)
Independence Day -- Mozambique
Lawn Tennis Championships at Wimbledon -- Wimbledon, England (through July 8)
Leon Day -- Noel spelled backward, the turning point on the calendar when Christmas starts getting closer; those who make Christmas/Noel gifts need to start thinking about their projects
Ludi Taurii -- Ancient Roman Calendar (Games of the Bull, a two day festival held once every five years)
National Catfish Day
National Fried Okra Day
National Strawberry Parfait Day
Please Take My Children To Work Day -- sponsored by mamasaid.net; give a full- or part-time stay-at-home mom a break today!
Sense of Humor in Bed Appreciation Day -- i'm not touching this one
Slovenian Sovereignty Day / National Day -- Slovenia
Statehood Day -- Croatia
St. Eurosia's Day (a/k/a Orosia; Patron of Jaca, Spain; against bad weather)
St. Molaug's Day (Patron of Argyll, Scotland; against mental illness)
Virginia becomes the 10th US State, 1788
Scott Terra, 1987
George Michael, 1963
Sonia Sotomayor, 1954
Jimmie Walker, 1949
Phyllis George, 1949
Carly Simon, 1945
June Lockhart, 1925
Sidney Lumet, 1924
George Orwell, 1903
Today in History:
The Book of Concord or Concordia, the historic doctrinal standard of the Lutheran Church, is published, 1580
Elena Cornaro Piscopia is the first woman awarded a doctorate of philosophy, from the University of Padua, 1678
Maria Theresa of Austria is crowned Queen of Hungary, 1741
Lucien B. Smith of Ohio patents the first version of barbed wire, 1867
Battle of the Little Bighorn and the death of Lieutenant Colonel George Armstrong Custer, 1876
Dr. Douglas Hyde is inaugurated the first President of Ireland, 1938
The Diary of Anne Frank is published, 1947
The Berlin airlift begins, 1948
The Korean War begins with the invasion of South Korea by North Korea, 1950
CBS broadcasts the first color television signal, 1951
First live global satellite television programme – Our World, 1967
Mozambique achieves independence, 1975
Microsoft is restructured to become an incorporated business in its home state of Washington, 1981
Croatia and Slovenia declare their independence from Yugoslavia, 1991
Kim Campbell is chosen as leader of the Progressive Conservative Party of Canada and becomes the first female Prime Minister of Canada, 1993
An unmanned Progress spacecraft collides with the Russian space station Mir, 1997
The Soufrière Hills volcano in Montserrat erupts resulting in the death of 19 people, 1997
The Harvard School of Health Study concludes that since 1980 the number of adults with diabetes has doubled, 2011
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