The wailing sound came from the other room, and #2 Son came running into the kitchen almost howling and in tears.
"Mom, mom, mom! Did you hear! No more Twinkies!!!"
Yes, son, i've heard. The Hostess company is almost bankrupt, and the workers are on strike for more pay. So they may have to shut down. It's the classic standoff, where "the worker is worthy of his hire" and yet the company has to be able to make a profit. In this case, most people don't want to pay much for a prefab cupcake or whatever, so they have to keep prices low while the price of their ingredients goes up, and workers' pay goes up. So how do they balance it, and all those people will be out of work...
"Yeah, there's that, too, but No! More! Twinkies! That's the most important thing!"
Son, i think you can live without Twinkies.
"No, I can't! I don't eat them much around here, but I have to have them when we are on vacation in Florida every year! It's a tradition! I always buy a couple of boxes of Twinkies!"
Well, i have good news. There's a recipe for them, so you can learn to make your own.
Yes, really. And by the way, they were named after Twinkle-Toe Shoes. James Dewar saw that the aluminum pans used by Continental Baking Company (parent of Hostess brands) to make shortcakes for strawberry season were idle for most of the year, and came up with the idea to put filling in the shortcakes for the rest of the year. He came up with the name after seeing a billboard while on a business trip.
Originally they were filled with banana creme, but a shortage of bananas during WWII made them change it.
So if you can't live without them, you can find an online recipe here.
The filling recipe included there is by Todd Wilbur, who wrote Top Secret Recipes. He's one of those people who experiment until they can make clones of name brands. His actual cake recipe is less complicated, calling for 4 stiffly beaten egg whites, a 16-oz box of golden pound cake mix, and 2/3 cup water. Beating the eggs until stiff and then adding the other two ingredients and mixing well, you bake at 325° for 30 minutes.
Well, i guess if Hostess goes belly up, we will have a new Florida ritual. Making Twinkies.
Twinkle on, dude.
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