Please don't get me wrong, i love bicycles. In fact, when the kids were younger and we all had them, we would ride together sometimes to get me to work when i was doing the lunch shift at the preschool.
After all, bicycles are great fun. You can go really, really fast, much faster than you could ever run.
They are economical, once you've bought one. No fuel needed except what you feed your own self, and as long as you don't run through tires so fast you need to invest in a rubber company, like #2 Son used to, it's pretty cheap transportation.
Bicycles also have the advantage of not adding pollution to our air.
If i could, i'd have one now, and use it to ride on close errands.
Here's the thing, though. When you are on a bicycle, and especially once you are over the age of 12 and thus able to understand it, you need to be obeying the rules of the road.
If you want the privileges of riding on the streets with the cars, you need to obey the same rules.
Yes, i will gladly give you 3 feet or more of clearance when passing you.
Yes, i will gladly wait for other cars coming toward me to get past me, and drive behind you at a respectful distance, until it's safe for me and for you for me to pass you.
Yes, i will let you go first if you get to the four-way stop first.
What i ask is that you please stop at that four-way stop, instead of pretending that stop signs don't apply to you. What i ask is that you please don't pass between the lanes of traffic, it's not safe for you to be between two cars, and those lines in the road are there for a reason. What i ask is that you please don't try to go straight from a right turn lane, get into the correct lane to go straight.
And for heaven's sake, don't give me a dirty look when you are going the wrong way on a one way street and i almost don't see you because you are approaching from the wrong direction. It is a one way street and you are the one going the wrong way, not me.
You will get the same respect out of me as all vehicles get, those of you on bicycles. Now do me the courtesy of obeying the same rules i have to.
After all, that's the law.
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Bulgarian National Revival Leaders' Day -- Bulgaria
Cake Appreciation Day -- while i can't find a reason or sponsor for this, i'm sure the Cake Appreciation Society would approve
Children's Day -- Malaysia
Cook for Your Pets Day -- did the dogs lobby for this?
Coronation Day of Fourth Druk Gyalpo -- Bhutan
Day of the Innocents -- Mexico (first Dia de los Muertos/Day of the Dead)
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Fall Country Jamboree -- Barberville, FL, US (celebration of pioneer life, with music, crafts, historic displays, Native and Cracker camps, and more; through tomorrow)
Gooseberry Humble's Tummy-Rumbling Contest -- Fairy Calendar
Graveyards Day -- a traditional day to tend the graves of ancestors
Guy Fawkes Carnival -- Bridgwater, Somerset, UK (a festival that traces its origins to the Gunpowder Plot of 1605)
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Kite Festival of Santiago Sacatepequez -- Santiago Sacatepequez, Guatemala (kite flying in the graveyard to scare away evil spirits)
Liberty Day / D. Hamilton Jackson Day -- US Virgin Islands
Lovington Fall Arts and Crafts Festival -- Lovington, NM, US (over 100 local and regional crafters; through tomorrow)
NaNoWriMo -- National Novel Writer's Month, write one if you have it in you!
National Author's Day -- US
National Family Literacy Day® -- US (but no matter where you live, turn off the tv, pick up a good book! National Center for Family Literacy)
National French Fried Clam / Deep Fried Clam Day
National Vinegar Day
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Plate Tectonics Day -- birth anniversary of Alfred Wegener, who came up with the theory of continental drift
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Olive Festival -- Galilee, Israel (through the month, especially centered around Kawkab and Hurfeish, with open houses, oil production tours, feasts, lectures, concerts, dance performances, and olives galore)
Ozark Mountain Christmas/Branson Festival of Lights -- Branson, MO, US
Peddler's Village Apple Festival -- Lahaska, PA, US (fun for all, through tomorrow)
Remembrance Day -- Slovenia
Revival Leaders' Day -- Bulgaria
Revolution Day/National Day -- Algeria
Samhain -- Celtic, 3rd Station, and Wicca, Northern Hemisphere (Beltane in the Southern Hemisphere)
State Foundation Day -- Andhra Pradesh, India; Karnataka, India; Kerala, India
Steeplechase at Callaway Gardens -- Pine Mountain, GA, US (a six-race steeplechase)
Verboort Sausage and Kraut Dinner -- Forest Grove, OR, US (beer and their famous sausage, as well as home-baked goods and fun)
Will Rogers' Days -- Claremore and Oologah, OK, US (through the 4th; celebrating the man's wit and humor at his birthplace and the museum dedicated to him)
World Vegan Day -- International
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King John of England begins imprisoning Jews, 1210
The Duke of Brabant orders the execution of all Jews in Brussels, claiming they were poisoning wells, 1349
First exhibit of the works of Michelangelo on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, 1512
The Netherlands is hit by a flood disaster, resulting in the deaths of thousands, 1570
Shakespeare's "Othello" first presented, 1604
Shakespeare's "The Tempest" first presented, 1611
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The Stamp Act goes into effect in the British colonies, 1765
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John Adams becomes the first Us president to move into the (still not quite finished) White House, 1800*
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Passage of the first US Civil Rights Bill, 1866
First publication of "Harpers Bazaar", 1867
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The first Library of Congress building opened its doors to the public, 1897
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Parris Island becomes the officially designated Marine Corps Recruit Depot, 1915
The Ottoman Empire is officially abolished, 1922
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