That was only one of the sounds coming out of me as i did Brother-In-Law, The Mouth's, taxes.
The man owns nothing but his clothes and his truck.
He has no dependents.
He has only one income, no tips, no investments.
And yet i have to call and beg them to quit automatically steering us toward the upgrade to the paid tax file system. He qualifies to file free, but i have to argue it.
Also, i have to go through and tell the system, over and over, that he has no more deductions, he gets only the standard and personal deductions, let's get on with it please.
It was so much easier years ago when he would bring me the 1040-EZ and a state form, i'd fill them out, he'd sign, and he's mail them in.
Now i have to argue with the computer and get someone on the phone to help and tear my hair out.
But it's done for another year, and he gets a bit of a refund, which i will suggest he put in savings, and the suggestion will fall on deaf ears, and he will blow it in a heartbeat.
In fact, from what i understand by the way he's been bugging me about when i would get to it, he's already committed to spend a nice chunk of it on something.
Next up, to get ours done. Double AAARRRGGGHHH!
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Signing of the Treaty of Waitangi, establishing New Zealand as a British colony, 1840
Harper's Weekly publishes the first picture of Uncle Sam with chin whiskers, 1869
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The Young Women's Hebrew Association organizes in NYC, 1902
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Turkey holds its first election in which women can vote, 1935
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Elizabeth II becomes the first Queen regnant of the United Kingdom and several other realms since Queen Victoria, upon the death of her father, George VI, 1952
Jack Kilby of Texas Instruments files the first patent for an integrated circuit, 1959
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The Round Table Talks start in Poland, thus marking the beginning of overthrow of communism in Eastern Europe, 1989
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