...to say farewell to Phyllis Diller.
Her housecleaning quotes were my favorites:
"Housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes, and then 6 months later you have to do it over again "
"Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?"
"If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, "Who could have done this? we have no enemies."
"Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out."
"My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor."
"I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing."
"I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard."
"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it
"If your children write their names in the dust on the furniture, don't let them put the year."
"Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn't do this I sent the kids off with umbrellas for six weeks straight."
"No matter what time your guests arrive, pretend they're early, so naturally you're not ready."
My favorite, which i could not find in its entirety online is the one where she said something akin to: if someone comes over to your home in the afternoon, and you are still in your house coat, keep a couple of get well cards handy and put them on the mantle and tell them "Sorry I'm not dressed, but as you can see, I've been sick!"
Rest in peace, Ms. Diller.
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