Who always puts back
Empty cartons in the fridge?
Teenagers strike again.
Should i clean the fridge?
Bacon grazes on lettuce
Take that as a yes.
Where is cheese i bought?
Children have opened the new
Before old is gone.
Kittens, how can you
Be hungry again so soon?
All bottomless pits.
Peaceful kittens snooze,
And if i ever need more
Much cat hair to knit
Dust bunnies seem quiet
When i put them in trash
But looks do deceive
Hear them giggle late
In the night as they scatter
O'er the house again!
Abolition Day -- Guadeloupe; Saint Martin
Bolder Boulder 10k -- Boulder, CO, UK (a fun way to spend Memorial Day)
Buttercup Day -- an internet holiday that just sounds fun
Cape May Music Festival -- Cape May, NJ, US (through June 13; world class music performances of many genres)
Cellophane Tape Day -- patented this date in 1930
Children's Day -- Nigeria (a school holiday)
FindleFritter's Stoat-Wheedling Event -- Fairy Calendar
Gloucestershire Cheese Rolling -- Cooper’s Hill, England (ancient tradition -- pre-Roman -- of rolling a large wheel of Double Gloucester cheese down the hill; winner of the races to catch it wins the cheese, and the rolling is now always held on the Monday Spring Bank Holiday)
Memorial Day -- US and Territories (obs.)
Prayer for Peace, Memorial Day -- US (on observed Memorial Day, an interfaith encouragement to pray and work for permanent peace in the world)
Mother's Day -- Bolivia
National Grape Popsicle Day
National Heroes' Day -- Turks and Caicos Islands
Pop-up Toaster Day -- Charles Strite applied for his patent on the first pop-up toaster on this day in 1919
Sovereign's Day Holiday / Commonwealth Day-- Belizeusually24th
St. Augustine of Canterbury's Day (Roman Catholic Church observance; Patron of England)
St. Melangell's Day (Patron of hares)
Sun Screen Protection Day -- an annual, and unsponsored, reminder to use that SPF protection, every day!
Tetbury Woolsack Races -- Gumstool Hill, Tetbury, England (this formerly important wool producing town still holds races up and down the hill, from the Royal Oak Pub up to the Crown Pub and back; part of traditional Whitsuntide folklore customs, which is now always held on the Monday Spring Bank Holiday)
Throw the B*st@rds Out Day -- originally directed at politicians, (and if you want to do that, too, great!), and celebrated on various days on various sites, but whomever is making your life miserable, toss them out! or at least, toss them out of your thoughts for today.
Tour of Somerville -- Somerville, NJ, US (the oldest continuously run major bicycle race in America, always on observed Memorial Day)
Joseph Fiennes, 1970
Jeremy Mayfield, 1969
Todd Bridges, 1965
Adam Carolla, 1964
Louis Gossett, Jr., 1936
Ramsey Lewis, 1935
Henry Kissinger, 1923
Christopher Lee, 1922
Sam Snead, 1912
Hubert H. Humphrey, 1911
Vincent Price, 1911
Dolores Hope, 1909
Dashiell Hammett, 1894
Isadora Duncan, 1878
Wild Bill Hickock, 1837
Julia Ward Howe, 1819
Amelia Bloomer, 1818
Cornelius Vanderbilt, 1794
Today in History:
Habeas Corpus Act, codifying how the writ of habeas corpus is to be used, passes in UK, 1679
Peter the Great founds St. Petersburg, 1703
In Bolivia, the Battle of La Coronilla, in which the women from Cochabamba fight against the Spanish army, 1812
In Canada, American forces capture Fort George, 1813
Bubonic plague breaks out in San Francisco, California, 1907
The NC-4 aircraft arrives in Lisbon after completing the first transatlantic flight, 1919
The 1,046 feet (319 m) Chrysler Building in New York City, the tallest man-made structure at the time, opens to the public, 1930
Richard Gurley Drew receives a patent for his adhesive tape, later manufactured by 3M as Scotch tape, 1930
The Walt Disney Company releases the cartoon The Three Little Pigs, with its hit song "Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?", 1933
In California, the Golden Gate Bridge opens to pedestrian traffic, , 1937
Toronto's CHUM-AM, (1050 kHz) becomes Canada's first radio station to broadcast only top 40 Rock n' Roll music format, 1957
Australians vote in favor of a constitutional referendum granting the Australian government the power to make laws to benefit Indigenous Australians and to count them in the national census, 1967
In Culpeper, Virginia, actor Christopher Reeve is paralyzed from the neck down after falling from his horse in a riding competition, 1995
Russian President Boris Yeltsin meets with Chechnyan rebels for the first time and negotiates a cease-fire, 1996
The International Criminal Tribunal for the former Yugoslavia in The Hague, Netherlands indicts Slobodan Milosevic and four others for war crimes and crimes against humanity, 1999
The May 2006 Java earthquake strikes at 5:53:58 AM local time (22:53:58 UTC May 26) devastating Bantul and the city of Yogyakarta killing over 6,600, 2006
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