Tuesday, July 21, 2026

How to Handle Sheets, a Random and Happy Tuesday Post

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It's time once again for a random and happy Tuesday, linking up with Stacy's Random Thoughts at Stacy Uncorked and Sandee at Comedy Plus.  



With some clients, they prefer to make their own beds.  Others want it done for them.


Then, there's Ms. V.


Ms. V is frugal.  Very frugal.  She's generous, she and her husband donate to worthy causes and are quick to offer hospitality if he's feeling up to it, but growing up in a family where every penny was counted and then her own time as the wife of a struggling graduate student ingrained a frugality in her which is almost superhuman.


She once went almost 3 weeks with no kitchen sink because she didn't want to have to pay a plumber, who would charge more to change a faucet than a simple handyman and she didn't have enough recommendations yet to hire the right handyman.


Yes, she knows a good plumber, but he's only for emergencies, and having to wash all the dishes by hand in the laundry room sink isn't an emergency.


Back to sheets.  She and Mr. L have one bottom sheet.  Well, they have a second, but it is flannel material and Mr. L hates it because it is hot, so it is not to be used.  The one we do use is not quite the right size for their bed, but it can be forced to fit.


She will not buy another until this one wears out because it will not be frugal to do so.


Same with pillowcases.  Hers are threadbare and we've had to retire several.  There now aren't enough to go around until after the laundry is done.  Until we have even fewer, no more will be purchased.


On to Ms. D.  She does let me make beds, and she had plenty of sheets, some even in the right size.  We have a hard time remembering which sheets are the right size for which bed.  Yes, it gets straight eventually.


Ms. D once asked me if any clients ever ask me to iron.  I told her one used to have me iron clothes, and another had me iron sheets and pillowcases.


She said, "I used to iron my pillowcases, too, but I cured myself of that, I threw away the ironing board!"


I wasn't sure how to respond, so i simply said, Well, that's one way to take care of it.


How about some funnies.















Have a blessed and beautiful Tuesday, everyone!






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Today is


Coldest Day Ever -- the lowest natural temperature ever recorded on Earth was -89.2 *C (-128.6 *F; 184.0 *K) at the Soviet Vostok Station in Antarctica on this day in 1983


Feast of Damo -- Ancient Greek Calendar (keeper of secrets of philosophy; daughter of Greek sages, Pythagoras and Theano, date approximate)


Hemingway Birthday Celebration -- Hemingway Museum, Oak Park, IL, US


Independence Day / National Day -- Belgium(1830)


Kazanskaya -- Russia (Feast of Our Lady of Kazan)


Lakota Sun Dance -- Lakota Native Americans (festival of the sun god Wi, with offerings to Maka (mother earth) and Haokah (father sky), both aspects of Creator Tukaskanskan; dating approximate, as outsiders are usually no longer allowed at these multi-day ceremonies)


Liberation Day -- Guam (1944; from Japan)


Lucaria -- Ancient Roman Calendar ("Feast of Clearings", with prayers said as land was cleared for planting)


National Junk Food Day


No Pet Store Puppies Day -- ASPCA sponsored this day in previous years, and while i can't find a confirmation of another campaign, you can still Take The Pledge to not shop at any pet store that sells puppies, because they are almost certainly from puppy mills nopetstorepuppies.com/


Racial Harmony Day -- Singapore


Sapporo Summer Festival -- Odori Park, Sapporo, Japan (through Aug. 20, the park becomes a beer garden)


Schoelcher Day -- French West Indies; Martinique (Schoelcher worked for abolition)


^*St. Lawrence of Brindisi's Day (Patron of Brindisi, Italy)


St. Praxedes' Day (Patron of single laywomen)


Tug-Of-War Tournament Day -- if you have a problem with someone today, solve it with an old-fashioned tug-of-war!



Birthdays Today


Hatty Jones, 1988

Josh Hartnett, 1978

Justin Bartha, 1978

Lance Guest, 1960

Matt Mulhern, 1960

Jon Lovitz, 1957

Michael Connelly, 1956

Robin Williams, 1951

Garry Trudeau, 1949

Cat Stevens, 1948

Kenneth Starr, 1946

Tony Scott, 1944

Edward Herrmann, 1943

Janet Reno, 1938

Norman Jewison, 1926

Don Knotts, 1924

Kay Starr, 1922

Isaac Stern, 1920

Marshall McLuhan, 1911

Ernest Hemingway, 1899

John Joseph "Johnny" Evers, 1881



Today in History


Herostratus sets fire to the Temple of Artemis in Ephesus, one of the Seven Wonders of the World, BCE 356

A tsunami devastates the city of Alexandria, Egypt, 365

The first landing of French troops on the coast during the French invasion of the Isle of Wight, 1545

Twenty-four-year-old Scottish physician and explorer Mungo Park became the first European to see the Niger River, the third longest river in Africa, 1796

In the market square of Springfield, Missouri, Wild Bill Hickok shoots and kills Davis Tutt in what is regarded as the first true western showdown, 1865

At Adair, Iowa, Jesse James and the James-Younger Gang pull off the first successful train robbery in the American Old West, 1873

Louis Rigolly, a Frenchman, becomes the first man to break the 100 mph (161 km/h) barrier on land, driving a 15-liter Gobron-Brille in Ostend, Belgium, 1904

In Dayton, Tennessee, high school biology teacher John T. Scopes is found guilty of teaching evolution in class and fined $100, 1925

Neil Armstrong and Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin become the first men to walk on the Moon, during the Apollo 11 mission, 1969

After 11 years of construction, the Aswan High Dam in Egypt is completed, 1970

The world's lowest temperature is recorded at Vostok Station, Antarctica at -82.9*C (-129*F), 1983

The fully restored USS Constitution (aka "Old Ironsides") celebrates her 200th birthday by setting sail for the first time in 116 years, 1997

NASA's Space Shuttle program ends with the landing of Space Shuttle Atlantis on mission STS-135, 2011

India scraps a proposed tax on feminine sanitary products after a campaign by activists, 2018

Ethiopian PM Abiy Ahmed announces the completion of Stage 1 of the controversial filling of the Blue Nile River dam, 2020

In the largest decline since WWII, life expectancy in the US falls by 1.5 years overall (3 years for Hispanic Americans. 2.9 for Black Americans), 2021

A 2,000-year-old stone used for grinding spices and still smelling of nutmeg is unearthed in Óc Eo, south Vietnam, the earliest evidence of the use of curry in Mainland Southeast Asia, 2023

US President Joe Biden abandons his campaign for reelection and endorses Kamala Harris, 2024

Monday, July 20, 2026

Practice, Practice, Practice (Awww Monday), Inspiring Quote of the Week, and Poetry Monday, Beef

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Awww Monday is hosted by Sandee at Comedy Plus.


Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays.  Post a picture that makes you say Awww... and that's it.


Make sure you get the code from Sandee's site, linked above, and leave a link to your post so we can visit you.  What better way to start the week than with a smile!


Annie decided she wanted to push the stroller.  To get good at going up and down the curb(kerb), you have to practice, practice, practice, which she did for a good 15 minutes.



















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Sparks is the brainchild of Annie of McGuffy's Reader, who wanted us to post something positive and uplifting at the start of the week.  While she no longer blogs, i like to post an Inspiring Quote of the Week in her honor.     






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Our dear friend Diane is taking a break

accommodations we must make

we miss her poetry and wit

so carry on as Poetry Monday's a hit!


Poetry Monday was started by Diane at On The Alberta/Montana Border.  Charlotte/Mother Owl and i are keeping it going while she takes a blog break, we hope temporarily.  Anyone else is welcome to join in the fun, just let us know!


This week the theme is Beef.



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even if i am

vegetarian i have

no real beef with you


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Sizzle!

great scent

cook to perfection

star of your dinner,

beef!


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Future themes are:


July 20 Beef (Today!)

July 27 Relief

Aug 3 Tractors

Aug 10 Bluebells


(All themes are from the 365 Days of Drawing Prompts and Other Arts Facebook group.)


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Today is:


Birthday of Don Luis Muñoz Rivera / Muñoz-Rivera Day -- Puerto Rico (obs.)


Dia del Amigo -- Argentina; Uruguay


Fortune Cookie Day


Global Hug Your Kids Day -- the person who started this no longer has a website or Facebook page, but the date is still noted on many holiday listing websites


Independence Day -- Colombia(1810)


International Chess Day -- "Of Chess it has been said that life is not long enough for it, but that is the fault of life, not Chess" ~ William Ewart Napier


La Guelaguetza a/k/a Los Lunes del Cerro -- Oaxaca, Mexico (folk dance, music and costumes, an extension of the celebrations of the Lady of Carmel, which used to be the feast of Xilonen, goddess of tender corn; now celebrated on two consecutive Mondays)


Moon Day/Space Exploration Day -- one small step...was taken 56 years ago today


National Get Out of the Doghouse Day -- the day to work out any troubles with people you care about, so that you "get out of the doghouse"


National Ice Cream Soda Day


National Lollipop Day


Peace and Freedom Day -- North Cyprus


Perun's Day -- Asatru/Slavic Pagan Calendar (celebration of Perun, great god of thunder)


President's Day -- Botswana


Special Olympics Day -- anniversary of the first Special Olympics in 1968


St. Elijah the Prophet's Day (Patron of Carmelites; Romanian Air Force; against drought, earthquakes) related observance;

     Festival at the Monastery of Profitis Ilias -- Santorini, Greece (Prophet Elijas' festival)


Saint Margaret of Antioch's Day (Patron of childbirth, dying peple, escape from devils, exiles, expectant mothers, falsely accused people, martyrs, nurses, peasants, people in exile, women, women in labor; for safe childbirth; against kidney disease, loss of mother's milk by nursing mothers, sterility; Lowestoft, Suffolk, England; Montefiascone, Italy; Queens College Cambridge; Rixtel, Netherlands; Sannat, Gozo, Malta)


St. Uncumber's Day (Patron of difficult marriages; against men's lust; Las Tablas, Panama)


Synoikia -- Ancient Greek Calendar (date approximate; a celebration of the unification of all Attica, held in Athens)


Ugly Truck Day -- must be a guy thing, they know where every scratch and dent came from, after all!


Umi No Hi -- Japan (Ocean Day / Marine Day)


Vigil for Peace, Justice, and Respect for the Human Rights of all in Columbia -- a movement begun among Native Americans of many tribes, now open to all who seek peace



Birthdays Today


John Daley, 1985

Gisele Bundchen, 1980

Josh Holloway, 1969

Chris Cornell, 1964

Billy Mays, 1958

Donna Dixon, 1957

Carlos Santana, 1947

Kim Carnes, 1946

Judy Chicago, 1939

Diana Rigg, 1938

Natalie Wood, 1938

Chuck Daly, 1933

Cormac McCarthy, 1033

Sally Ann Howes, 1930

Michael Ilitch, 1929

Sir Edmund Hillary, 1919

Alberto Santos-Dumont, 1873

Gregor Mendel, 1822

Francesco Petrarch, 1304

Alexander the Great, BCE 356



Debuting/Premiering Today:


"Like a Rolling Stone"(Single release), 1965

"Stop the World I Want to Get Off"(Musical), 1961

"The Arthur Murray Party"(TV), 1950

"Gang Busters"(Radio drama), 1935



Today in History


Titus, son of emperor Vespasian, storms the Fortress of Antonia north of the Temple Mount; the Roman army is drawn into street fights with the Zealots during the Siege of Jerusalem, 70

The Riot Act takes effect in Great Britain, 1712

French explorer Pierre Gaultier de Varennes et de la Vérendrye reaches the western shore of Lake Michigan, 1738

Citizens of Bogotá, New Granada declare independence from Spain, 1810

British Columbia joins the confederation of Canada, 1871

Sioux Chief Sitting Bull leads the last of his fugitive people in surrender to United States troops at Fort Buford, North Dakota, 1881

Ford Motor Company ships its first car, 1903

Congresswoman Alice Mary Robertson becomes the first woman to preside over the US House of Representatives, 1921

In London, 500,000 people march against anti-Semitism, while in Nuremburg, Germany, 200 Jewish merchants are arrested and paraded through the streets, 1933

The Organization for European Economic Cooperation admits Spain, 1959

Ceylon (now Sri Lanka) elects Sirimavo Bandaranaike Prime Minister, the world's first elected female head of government, 1960

The Special Olympics is founded, 1968

Apollo 11 successfully lands on the Moon 3:39 a.m. GMT 21st July, 1969

India expels three reporters from The Times, The Daily Telegraph, and Newsweek because they refused to sign a pledge to abide by government censorship, 1975

The Viking 1 lander successfully lands on Mars, 1976

Hank Aaron hits his 755th home run, the final home run of his career, 1976

In Zimbabwe, Parliament opens its new session and seats opposition members for the first time in a decade, 2000

Canada becomes the 4th country to permit same-sex marriage, 2005

The Olympic Torch arrives in London, beginning the final countdown to the Summer Olympics, 2012

The journal Nature Geoscience publishes a study showing evidence of volcanoes on Venus, which demonstrates the planet is not as dormant as previously thought, 2020

Geranium, a meat-free restaurant in Copenhagen, is named the world's best restaurant at the World's 50 Best Restaurants Awards Ceremony in London, 2022

Sultan Ibrahim Iskander officially crowned King of Malaysia for five years under the country's rotating monarchy at Istana Negara, Kuala Lumpur, 2024