One genre of TV show i never liked, even back when i watched TV, was The Soap Opera.
On the rare occasion when i would be exposed to portions of one, i was unimpressed and bored. Those who liked them said it was because i wasn't keeping up with the stories and characters. My feeling is that it is because the stuff that happens on those shows is so outrageously out of tune with what really happens in every day life that it's not worth the trouble to get involved with the characters.
Then there's Ms. S, my Monday lady.
Over 20 years ago, a new secretary was hired in the office where she worked at the time. This secretary, on her first day, tuned the break room TV to Days of Our Lives and told everyone, "I am not going to miss my story!" Everyone had to watch, unless they preferred to sit at the other end of the break room and read, or go eat elsewhere.
Ms. S became hooked on Days of Our Lives.
Ms. S is one of those people who always has the TV on. When i show up to work, whether she's in her room or not, whether she's awake and dressed or not, the TV is on.
The TV is in her bedroom/sitting room and is positioned so it can be viewed while in the kitchen also, and can be heard from the laundry area. As i go back and forth, cleaning bathrooms, vacuuming, mopping, folding clothes, heading out the back door to sweep the porch, i try to mostly ignore the moving wallpaper, but i do catch bits and pieces. It can't be helped.
When i arrive between 9:30-10am (she won't let me come earlier in the morning, she says she doesn't want to have to talk to anyone before that time of day, and since she's retired, she doesn't have to), the TV is on, but it's not time for her story yet.
Instead, we have Supernatural.
If you aren't familiar with that program, i do not recommend it. Not to get into a long conversation about religion or spirituality or anything but that show bothers and upsets me greatly. Every show has blood and gore, which i cannot stand. They battle dark spiritual forces, Hollywood style, making it all look amazing and adventurous. Battling dark forces is neither.
They have angels running around talking about how G-d is missing from heaven, which i find both silly and blasphemous.
Thus, for the first time in my life, i actually look forward to the time of day when a Soap Opera will come on.
No, i still don't follow the story. Since i only catch glimpses of it as i'm in and around cleaning i cannot keep the characters straight, nor do i want to. If Ms. S goes outside to do something during a commercial, i will pay attention and tell her what happened when she gets back if it starts before she comes back in. That's about all i can stand.
When Days of Our Lives is over, Maury Povich comes on. Even she got tired of that show and she switches over to Andy Griffith or The Rifleman.
Every Monday, i'm glad all over again that i never got into The Soap Opera as a form of entertainment. Now if i could just get her to put on Animal Planet or something innocuous before her story, i might find something i'd want to watch.
Then again, probably not.
Edit: Since i wrote this, a news story has come in. Thieves apparently tried to steal several hundred bars of soap somewhere, probably the expensive, craft style of soap. They were foiled when they ran into and were tripped by a trash can. Yes, the garbage kept them from making a clean get-away with the soap. That was too funny not to add here!
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