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Saturday, January 2, 2021

New Year, Same Crazy, a Ten Things of Thankful Post

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Oh, yes.  It's the New Year, isn't it?  The thankful things, though, they keep coming.  They never stopped, and i believe they never will.


A few weeks ago, as usual, i ordered two bags of prunes from Sam's Club (Grandpa is a member and lets me order on his account).  The prunes are not in store, they have to be ordered and shipped, not a problem as i go to their house each week and can easily pick things up.


The two bags arrived, and when i opened them, they stank to high heaven.  Both bags were spoiled, so we stowed them in Grandpa's freezer to take back to Sam's club the next week.


Heading over there, the day after Christmas, i expected a long line of people at the service desk and lots of waiting as people returned things, and i was concerned that since the prunes were shipped, they wouldn't give a refund in store.  Instead, we were thankful to find ourselves with no line at all at the service desk and all they needed to give Grandpa the refund was his membership card.  Easiest return of spoiled goods ever!


While we were heading out to Sam's, Grandma yelled, "Buy Bigger Girl a new phone while you are there!" and Grandpa yelled back, "Okay!"  When we got there, though, it turned out the area where the phones are sold was closed until 11am (we get there at 8am).  Grandpa said we'd come back, but instead i suggested we go to the AT&T store, there would be more choices.


It turned out to be a great thing that we went there instead.  First, it turned out i have insurance on the phones and instead of buying her the phone we'd looked at, that same model would be the one sent to replace the damaged one and for only the $50 deductible.  Then, the nice lady got onto my account and figured out how to trim our lines and save some money, our bill for our family plan will be going down.  A double win.


Saturday was not over yet, however.  When i got back into town, i texted #1 Son to let him know i had his Sam's purchases, and he called me.  Bessie Low-Key (his car) was making a terrible noise, so he took her straight to Kevin and Lenny's.  Instead of him coming to get the stuff on Sunday evening, necessitating my putting them in our crowded fridge overnight, Sweetie took the groceries along to pick him up from the shop and take him and the groceries straight home.


This also meant i did not get to sleep in on Sunday morning, as #2 Son needed a ride to work, but it did mean i got to visit with him, and that was worth more than sleeping in, i am always thankful to see the kids.


While at Ms. PA's on Monday dusting the back room, a guitar pick fell from the bookshelf (again, it lands on me every time).  Picking it up, i asked her about it, and she said she had no clue what it was, her son hadn't played guitar in that house since the early 1970's, and to throw it away.  On a whim, i asked her if i could take it to Sweetie, who loves to play guitar and collects picks.  She said he was welcome to it.


Turns out it was a Mosrite Joe Maphis pick from around 1968, and Sweetie lost his back in 1969 and was most upset about it, and now he is a happy camper.  It's in a place of honor in his man cave.


Tuesday morning, Ms. RA greeted me with the news she'd lost a pearl earring.  Searching ensued, and thankfully, she found it in the carpet before the vacuum cleaner did.


Our next door neighbor has been asking to buy our old van, The Jalopy, and we finally found the time to get to the notary office on Wednesday.  He's thankful to have a spare car to work on, and we are thankful we didn't have to pay to have it hauled off.


Also on Wednesday, i stopped and paid Kevin and Lenny on our "revolving charges."  A couple of hours later, Sweetie got into Lunceford the Land Yacht to go run errands, and it was dead.  The same neighbor who had just bought The Jalopy from us a couple of hours earlier brought his jumper cables over, got it started, and Sweetie high-tailed it back to Kevin and Lenny's just before they closed to get a new battery.


Yes, we were within one week of paying off what we owe, and now we owe more on that battery, but we are thankful that with the holiday coming up, this all happened before the shop was closed for days, and he made it in time Wednesday so we could take Lunceford to work Thursday morning unlet and unhindered.


The office was closed Thursday morning, so we got to go to Ms. SE's first and only, and they are back at the hunting camp so the house was empty, and thus easy to work in.  Sweetie and i cleaned it and got out and were able to get home in time to take a nap, a nice luxury. 


It's also a blessing to get a nap on New Year's Eve afternoon, in anticipation of a noisy, late night.


Only this year, it wasn't so noisy.  Oh, they had fireworks in the neighborhood, but we also had rain.  We didn't get drowned or anything, but it was enough rain to put a bit of a damper on the noise.


Instead, they set off fireworks last night, but early enough to be entertaining and not to be annoying and keep us awake.


Okay, that's enough of my crazy life for one while.  Yes, the fun never stops, neither do the thankful things, and i am pretty sure i got to 10+ again this week.



Please write up your own list and link up to Ten Things of Thankful, where Dyanne and her co-hosts always have a warm welcome waiting.   




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Today is:


Advent of Inanna -- Ancient Sumerian Calendar (date approximate; equivalent to Ishtar, Assur, Astarte, Isis, and others; a female warrior and fertility goddess)


Berchtoldstag -- Alsace; Liechtenstein; Switzerland (a celebration of the goddess Perchta, or Bertha, guardian of animals and member of the Wild Hunt) related observance

     St. Berchtolds' Day -- Liechtenstein Bank Holiday; Switzerland Regional Holiday (because of the close association of his name with Perchta,  Duke Berchtold V of Zähringen's founding of Bern, Switzerland, is commemorated today; while not an official saint of any church, his day has become a big festival for children)


Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy Day -- The Andrews Sisters recorded the song this day in 1941 (yes, before the US entered the war; it was for the movie "Buck Private" with Abbot and Costello)


Dainichi-do Bugaku -- Kazuno, Japan (11 traditional bugaku dances at the shrine; dates back as far as 718)


Earth at Perihelion -- 1:50pm UTC (closest point to the Sun)


Festival of Sleep Day -- begins this evening; celebrate by sleeping in tomorrow because it is assumed we could all use some extra z's after the holidays


Genshi-sai (First Beginning Ceremony) -- Imperial Palace and various shrines, Japan (a dance and musical art performed to round out the New Year's celebration)


Happy Mew Year for Cats Day -- because felines must have a day to celebrate the New Year, and they cannot share; sponsored on behalf of felines everywhere by Wellcat Holidays


Jour des Aieux -- Haiti (Founder's Day, sometimes translated Ancestry Day)


Kakizome -- Japan ("first writing", a day to do the first calligraphy written at the beginning of the New Year; often a resolution or poetry asking for a good year)


National Cream Puff Day


National Motivation and Inspiration Day -- US


National Science Fiction Day -- Asimov's birth anniversary


Ninth Day of Christmas


Nyilo -- Bhutan (Winter Solstice)


Positive Postcard Day -- some people now say you should fight the post-holiday let-down by sending someone an uplifting postcard; the original project said to have positive postcards to yourself, with instructions here     


Run It Up the Flagpole and See if Anyone Salutes It Day -- try something new today, in the spirit of the new year


Second Day of New Year -- also a holiday in many countries


"Someday We'll Laugh About This" Week begins -- to remind us to keep our perspective; sponsored by The Humor Project


St. Adelard's Day (Patron of gardeners; against fever, typhoid)


St. Basil's Day/Basil the Great -- Roman Catholic and Anglican Churches (yes, the Eastern Churches celebrated him yesterday; Patron of hospital administrators, reformers; Cappadocia; Russia)


St. Macarius' Day (Patron of of confectioners, cooks, pastry chefs)


Takai Commision Holiday -- Niue


Victory Day -- Cuba



Anniversaries Today:


Georgia becomes the 4th US State, 1788



Birthdays Today:


Kate Bosworth, 1983

Taye Diggs, 1972

Christy Turlington, 1969

Cuba Gooding, Jr. 1968

Tia Carrere, 1967

Gabrielle Carteris, 1961

Alan Beckwith, 1952

Wendy Phillips, 1952

Christopher Durang, 1949

Dennis Hastert, 1942

Jim Bakker, 1939

Roger Miller, 1936

Isaac Asimov, 1920

Sally Rand, 1904

Barry Goldwater, 1902

Martha Carey Thomas, 1857

James Wolfe, 1727



Today in History:


The Alamanni cross the frozen Rhine River in large numbers, invading the Roman Empire, 366

Emperor Joseph II orders Jews of Galicia Austria to adopt family names, 1235

Spain recaptures Granada from the Moors (Granada Day), 1492

The first American revolutionary flag is displayed, 1776

The British Institution of Civil Engineers is founded, 1881

"The Liberator", and abolitionist newspaper, begins publishing in Boston, 1831

The British reestablish rule in the Falklands, 1833

The first US wire suspension bridge for general traffic opens in Pennsylvania, 1842

Because of anti-monopoly laws, Standard Oil is organized as a trust, 1882

Alice Sanger becomes the first female White House staffer, 1890

A record 19'2" alligator is shot in Louisiana by E. A. McIlhenny, 1890

Pres. T Roosevelt shuts down post office in Indianola Miss, for refusing to accept its appointed postmistress because she was black, 1903

The American anarcho-syndicalist union known as the Industrial Workers of the World forms, 1905

The Canadian branch of the Royal Mint opens in Ottawa, 1908

Lithuania gains independence, 1919

The US & Canada agree to preserve Niagara Falls, 1929

Luna 1, the first spacecraft to reach the vicinity of the Moon and to orbit the Sun, is launched by the U.S.S.R., 1959

Stardust successfully flies past Comet Wild 2, collecting samples that are returned to Earth, 2004

Mauritius bans the use of plastic bags, 2013

The WHO reveals it will classify gaming addiction as a mental health condition in its next Classification of Diseases, 2018

Wednesday, January 15, 2020

Japanese Magnolia/Tulip Tree (Wordless Wednesday) and No Coincidence (Words for Wednesday)

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Linking up with Wordless Wednesday and Sandee at Comedy Plus.     





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Words for Wednesday was begun by Delores and has become a moveable feast of word or picture or music prompts to encourage us to write stories, poems, or whatever strikes our fancy.    

This month, the prompts are being provided by Mark Koopmans, and are being posted by Elephant’s Child.        

This week's prompts are:

  1. Constipation
  2. Rivalry
  3. Occupation
  4. Sneeze
  5. Wishy-washy
  6. Diatribe

And/Or

  1. Snot
  2. Beluga
  3. Emergency
  4. Qualify
  5. Coffee
  6. Butt


It really is true that i am not one for big adventures and crazy things happening.  Yet, they happen.  Yesterday was no exception.

Also note that i do not believe in coincidence; i agree with Albert Einstein that it is simply G-d's way of remaining anonymous.

Due to the RIVALRY of college sports, and football in particular, there was a mix-up with a client yesterday.  Some of my clients are very good about telling me ahead of time when they are going to be out of town, thus allowing me to look for other work or make other plans, and some are very WISHY-WASHY about informing me of such things.

Yesterday's client does QUALIFY for latter category, and i will not go into a DIATRIBE about it, although part of me wants to.  After all, when i am suddenly out of work, i have no paid time off, it means i am out of the money, too.  

Her husband's OCCUPATION makes it possible for them to do fun things like run to NOLA to watch football, so they chose to do so.  They also chose to spend the night down there.  Thus Sweetie and i showed up to clean their house Tuesday morning, and no one was home.

A quick call to her confirmed that we would not be working that morning, although we agreed that if they got back in town soon enough, i would come in the afternoon.

Then we simply went home to wait.  While Sweetie warmed himself another cup of COFFEE, i heard a loud noise, looked out the kitchen window and faster than a SNEEZE can sling SNOT the tree behind our next door neighbor's house, and the electric wire next to it, spewed out a fireball!

My instinct was to call the EMERGENCY number as i ran out the door to see if the neighbor was home.  The 911 operator put me in touch with the fire department, and i reported what was going on.  By this time, the tree limb was just smoldering, there were no more actual flames, but i did not let that fool me into any complacency.  The fire fighters were dispatched and i then turned my attention to calling the power company to let them know of the situation.

By this time, our neighbor had answered her door -- her husband and daughter were at work, and she was still in her nightdress, which made her look as white as a BELUGA whale.  (Had to work in that word somewhere, without making someone sound like the BUTT of a joke!)  She was quite frightened and hadn't known what to do, so us being there to see it and call it all in was quite providential.

The fire department showed up and made sure the limb was brought down and put totally out, while we settled in to wait and see if our client would get back in town early enough for us to clean her home.  Since traffic from NOLA was moving like a 'gator with CONSTIPATION, we gave up on that eventually.

It took the electric company quite a while to get out there (several hours, to be exact).  Once they did, all was restored rather quickly.  It turned out the one limb was the only one close enough to cause trouble, the wire itself has suffered no damage.  How that happened i do not know, but i am thankful they didn't have to get back there and run new wires.

We were home to see it and deal with it because of ciercumstances beyond our control, the generator worked, the fire department responded, the area has had quite a bit of rainy drizzle lately so the whole tree didn't go up in flames, just the one dangling branch, and all is well.  As much as i regret the loss of expected income, we have a great deal for which to be grateful.


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Today is:

Arbor Day -- Jordan

Armed Forces Day / Remembrance Day -- Nigeria

Army Day -- India

Basketball Day -- rules for the game were first published this day in 1892(day debated, year is certain)

Chosun-gul -- North Korea (Korean Alphabet Day)

Dia del Maestro -- Venezuela (Teacher's Day)

Feast of the Ass -- Ancient Roman Calendar (celebrates Vesta being saved by a donkey)

Feast of Entering Heaven and the Two Lands -- Ancient Egyptian Calendar (date approximate)

Festival of All Fairies -- Fairy Calendar

Fiesta Del Senor de Esquipulas/Pilgrimage of Cristo Negro de Esquipulas -- Esquipulas, Guatemala (Festival of the Black Christ)

John Chilembwe Day -- Malawi

Lenaea -- Ancient Greek Calendar (a Festival of Comedy; date approximate)

Moliere Day -- France

National Hat Day -- begun by a hat loving individual who has chosen to remain anonymous

National Strawberry Ice Cream Day

Procrastinator's New Year -- declared by someone who had a really great sense of humor

Sailing of Wadjyt -- Ancient Egyptian Calendar (the icon of the cobra goddess, Wadjyt, is carried on the Nile to visit many cities; date approximate)

St. Ita's Day (Patron of Limerick, Ireland)

St. Paul the Hermit's Day (the first of the Egyptian hermits; Patron of clothing industry, weavers)

Thiruvalluvar Day -- PY, TN, India (remembrance of the celebrated Tamil poet)

Tree Planting Day -- Egypt

Tsunahiki Matsuri -- Japan (various shrines hold tug-of-war festivals in which the team for god Ebisu vie with the team for god Daikoku; if Ebisu wins, the next year will have good catches at sea, if Daikoku, it will bring good harvests)


Anniversaries Today:

Opening of the British Museum, 1759
Elizabeth I is crowned Queen of England, 1559


Birthdays Today:

Drew Brees, 1979
Chad Lowe, 1968
Mario Van Peebles, 1957
Charo, 1951
Andrea Martin, 1947
Margaret O'Brien, 1937
Ernest J. Gaines, 1933
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., 1929
John Cardinal O'Connor, 1920
Lloyd Bridges, 1913
Gene Krupa, 1909
Elie Siegmeister, 1909
Edward Teller, 1908
Aristotle Onassis, 1906
Goodman Ace, 1899
Pierre S. du Pont, 1870
Philip Livingston, 1766
Jean-Baptiste Poquelin, a/k/a Moliere, 1622 (baptismal date, actual birth date unknown)


Debuting/Premiering Today:

"Hill Street Blues"(TV), 1981
"Happy Days"(TV), 1974
The Democratic Donkey(symbol in newspaper comic), 1870
"Stella"(Goethe Play), 1816


Today in History:

Nebuchadnezzar II of Babylon lays siege to Jerusalem under Zedekiah's reign, in a siege lasting until July 23, BC588
Christopher Columbus sets sail for Spain from Hispaniola, ending his first voyage to the New World, 1493
Third sitting of the Council of Trent opens, 1562
The British Museum opens in Montague House in London, 1759
John Etherington of London steps out sporting the first top hat, 1797
The first US built locomotive to pull a passenger train begins its first run, with Mr. and Mrs. Pierson on board for the first US railroad honeymoon trip, 1831
The donkey is first used as a symbol for the Democratic Party, in Harper's Weekly, 1870
The Coca-Cola Company, then known as the Pemberton Medicine Company, is originally incorporated in Atlanta, Georgia, 1889
James Naismith publishes the rules of Basketball, 1892
Tchaikovsky's ballet "Swan Lake" premieres in St Petersburg, 1895
Dr. Lee DeForest patents a 3-element vacuum tube (one of the inventions that later made radio possible), 1907
The Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority becomes the first Greek-letter organization founded and established by African-American college women, 1908
The Boston Molasses Disaster, 2 million gallons of molasses spill, 21 killed, over 150 injured, 1919
The first building to be completely covered in glass, built for the Owens-Illinois Glass Company, is completed in Toledo, Ohio, 1936
The world's largest office building, The Pentagon, is dedicated in Arlington, Virginia, 1943
The US Supreme Court rules that "clear and present danger" of incitement to riot is not protected speech and can be a cause for arrest, 1951
The first Super Bowl is played in Los Angeles; the Green Bay Packers defeat the Kansas City Chiefs 35-10, 1967
The USSR launches Soyuz 5, 1969
The United Nations deadline for the withdrawal of Iraqi forces from occupied Kuwait expires, preparing the way for the start of Operation Desert Storm, 1991
Wikipedia goes online, 2001
An intense solar flare blasts X-rays across the solar system, 2005
ESA's SMART-1 lunar orbiter discovers elements such as calcium, aluminum, silicon, iron, and other surface elements on the moon, 2005
The Stardust space mission returns dust from a comet to Earth, 2006
Chesley Sullenberger lands US Airways Flight 1549 on the Hudson River shortly after takeoff from LaGuardia Airport in NYC. All passengers and crew members survive in what becomes known as the "Miracle on the Hudson", 2009
The American Museum of Natural History in Manhattan unveils its newest exhibit, a replica skeleton of a Titanosaur dinosaur (found in 2010 in Argentina), the largest known dinosaur at 70 tons, 37m, 2016
Chinese scientists confirm that they have germinated a cotton seed on the moon on board the Chang’e 4 lander, 2019