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It's time once again for a random and happy Tuesday, linking up with Stacy's Random Thoughts at Stacy Uncorked and Sandee at Comedy Plus.
Carl was in a chipper mood when i arrived yesterday, waxing eloquent (and sometimes garbled) about the joys of a crawfish boil he'd attended and telling of his friend's travel plans.
Then i went in the laundry room.
There were wet clothes in the washer. There were damp clothes in the dryer. I turned the dryer on to check which cycle he'd used and it was on Quick Dry and set to 25 minutes.
Carl has this idea that, if a dryer cycle is preset to a certain amount of time, it means the dryer will make sure the clothes are dry in that amount of time.
Um, no, it doesn't work that way.
Then i turned on the washer to see what setting he'd used there. It was set to Rinse and Spin, so i asked him if he'd washed the clothes.
"Yes, of course, they're clean," was his response.
Further questioning showed no, he hadn't run them on a longer actual washing cycle first, just the Rinse and Spin.
When i tried to explain the Rinse and Spin cycle doesn't actually wash the clothes, he became quite vehement.
"But the Delicate Cycle is 31 minutes! That's too long! Sixteen minutes is long enough, they're clean, I put soap in with them, they're clean!"
He believes whatever cycle he sets the washer to, it's enough to wash the clothes, even if it's only the Rinse and Spin.
Um, no, not exactly. In fact, not by a long shot. It's one of the reasons some of the people at his work have been wondering if his clothes are really clean.
Of course, all the Rinse and Spin cycle does is rinse the bit of soap he poured in right out and down the drain, leaving the clothes wet but unwashed. Try convincing Carl of that. I couldn't.
Yes, i rewashed. And alerted Ms. V to the fact she may have to more strictly oversee his laundry habits.
Meanwhile, i still find dirty clothes on hangers, and this.
Only Carl could hang clothes up sideways behind other clothes.
How about some work funnies, in honor of how Carl thinks things should work.
Have a blessed and beautiful day, everyone!
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Today is:
Adonia -- Greece (women's festival mourning the death of Adonis; date approximate)
Ancestors' Day -- Russian Christians; Belarus (Radunitsa, a Slavic tradition after Thomas Sunday)
ANZAC Day -- Australia; Christmas Island; Cocos (Keeling) Islands; Cook Islands; New Zealand; Niue; Norfolk Island; Tonga
Army Day -- North Korea
DNA Day -- structure of DNA first published this day in 1953; human genome project ended today in 2003; related observance
National DNA Day -- a day for teachers, students, and everyone to learn more about genetics and genomics, sponsored by genome.gov and the Smithsonian
Duck Appreciation Society Day -- The Duck Appreciation Society (some sites say May 10; either way, go feed the ducks if you like them, but not stale white bread, it's no better for them than it is for us)
East Meets West Day -- Allies from the East and West finally met up this day in 1945 about 75 miles from Berlin
Festival of Robigalia -- Ancient Roman Calendar (to protect against corn blight; festival of Robiga and Rogibus, the brother and sister fertility gods)
Flag Day -- Faroe Islands; Swaziland
Hairstylist Appreciation Day -- if you have a good one, let him/her know (some sites put this on the 30th)
Hug A Plumber Day -- because when you are knee deep in it, you really need them around
Liberation Day -- Italy; Portugal
National Crayola Day -- no one claims starting this holiday, observe it with your children/grandchildren/nieces/nephews/kids down the street, and remember how fun it is to color pictures
National Library Workers Day -- US (always the Tuesday of National Library Week)
National Zucchini Bread Day -- they hold this at a time when you are not yet sick of all that zucchini you grew in the garden
Parental Alienation Awareness Day -- raising awareness of Parental Alienation or Hostile Aggressive Parenting
Red Hat Society Day -- first Red Hat Tea Party held this day in 1998
School Bus Driver's Day -- these longsuffering drivers put up with a lot, thank a school bus driver today!
Sinai Liberation Day -- Egypt
St. Mark the Evangelist's Day (Patron of attorneys/barristers/lawyers/notaries, captives, glaziers, imprisoned people/prisoners, lions, stained glass workers, struma patients; Egypt; Boretto, Italy; Creazzo, Italy; Infanta, Philippines; Ionian Islands; Pordenone, Italy; Sonnino, Italy; Venice, Italy; against impenitence, insect bites, scrofulous diseases, struma)
Tag des Baumes -- Germany (Tree Day/Arbor Day)
World Malaria Day / Malaria Awareness Day -- WHO and the International Community
World Penguin Day -- because they begin migrating on or around this day
20-Something Service Day -- can't find who started this one, but it's a good idea, whomever it was, whether you are 20 or older to do some community service or volunteer work regularly
Yom HaZikaron -- Israel (Memorial Day; ends at sunset)
Yom Ha'Atzmaut -- Israel (Independence Day; beings at sunset, through tomorrow sunset)
Anniversaries Today:
Theodore Roosevelt National Park is established, ND, US, 1947
The United Negro College Fund is founded, 1944
Birthdays Today:
Jacob Underwood, 1980
Emily Bergl, 1975
Jason Lee, 1970
Renee Zellweger, 1969
Hank Azaria, 1964
Jeffrey DeMunn, 1947
Talia Shire, 1946
Stu Cook, 1945
Bjorn Ulvaeus, 1945
Al Pacino, 1940
"Meadowlark" Lemon, 1932
Paul Mazursky, 1930
Albert King, 1923
Ella Fitzgerald, 1918
Edward R. Murrow, 1908
William Joseph Brennan, Jr., 1906
John Henry "Pop" Lloyd, 1884
Guglielmo Marconi, 1874
Debuting/Premiering Today:
"Little Murders"(Play), 1967
"Romulus the Great"(Play), 1949
"Another Language"(Play), 1932
"Turandot"(Opera), 1926
Robinson Crusoe(Publication date), 1719
Today in History:
Lysander's Spartan Armies defeated the Athenians and the Peloponnesian War ends, BC404
German geographer and mapmaker Martin Waldseemuller publishes his Cosmographiae Introductio map in which he gives the American continents their name, 1507
Highwayman Nicholas Pelletier becomes the first person executed by guillotine, 1792
Charles Fremantle arrives in the HMS Challenger off the coast of modern-day Western Australia prior to declaring the Swan River Colony for the United Kingdom, 1829
The last survivors of the Donner Party arrive back in civilization, 1847
The Governor General of Canada, Lord Elgin, signs the Rebellion Losses Bill, outraging Montreal's English population and triggering the Montreal Riots, 1849
British and French engineers break ground for the Suez Canal, 1859
New York State becomes the first US state to require automobiles to be licensed, 1901
First DC Comic with Batman is published, 1939
Fifty nations gather in San Francisco, California to begin the United Nations Conference on International Organizations, 1945
Francis Crick and James D. Watson publish Molecular structure of nucleic acids: a structure for deoxyribose nucleic acid describing the double helix structure of DNA, 1953
The St. Lawrence Seaway, linking the North American Great Lakes and the Atlantic Ocean, officially opens to shipping, 1959
Robert Noyce is granted a patent for an integrated circuit, 1961
Israel completes its withdrawal from the Sinai Peninsula per the Camp David Accords, 1982
American schoolgirl Samantha Smith is invited to visit the Soviet Union by its leader Yuri Andropov after he read her letter in which she expressed fears about nuclear war, 1983
Pioneer 10 travels beyond Pluto's orbit, 1983
The Hubble Telescope is deployed, 1990
The Human Genome Project comes to an end 2.5 years before first anticipated, 2003
The final piece of the Obelisk of Axum is returned to Ethiopia after being stolen by the invading Italian army in 1937, 2005
Bulgaria and Romania sign accession treaties to join the European Union, 2005
The U.S. government 'condemns' international media outlets, including 'The New York Times' for publishing confidential files, 2011
The United Kingdom reopens its embassy in Somalia after 22 years, 2013
A fossil unearthed in China has been identified as a new pterosaur species; named Kryptodrakon progenitor, the fossil is the first of its kind to show traits of pterodactyls, giant flying reptiles, 2014
Microsoft becomes the third US firm to be listed with a market worth of 1 trillion, after Apple and Amazon, 2019
Charlotte Bronte's "A Book of Ryhmes", written when she was 13, sells at auction in New York for $1.25 million to Friends of the National Libraries for the Brontë Parsonage Museum, 2022
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