PonyGirl told a great joke, and i have to share it.
Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because, when I'm buying horses, I have to first make sure that they are healthy and in good shape.
Larry, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ...'
In completely unrelated news, Hazelnut gets spayed today, and Datsig, the still-on-the-bottle-kitten, is doing very well.
Defy Superstition Day -- go walk under that ladder!
Dia de los Ninos Heroes -- Mexico
Eleven Days of Global Unity -- Day 3, Environment (sponsored by We, the World)
Epulum Iovis and Lectisternia -- Ancient Roman Calendar (festival for Jupiter, Juno, and Minerva)
Festival of Lighting the Fires of Neith -- Ancient Egyptian Calendar
Fortune Cookie Day -- you might need one after that ladder stunt
Husker Harvest Days -- Grand Island, NE, US (through the 15th; the largest irrigated working ag show on a permanent site in the US)
Independence Day -- Venda (recognized within South Africa only)
International Chocolate Day
Kentucky Bourbon Festival -- Bardstown, KY, US (through the 18th)
National Celiac Awareness Day -- US
National Peanut Day
Positive Thinking Day -- think positively that nothing bad will happen because of that ladder!
Programmers Day -- Russia, and among programmers around the world
Runic Half Month Ken begins (illumination)
St. Venerius' Day (Patron of lighthouse keepers)
Ben Savage, 1980
Tavis Smiley, 1964
Jean Smart, 1959
Nell Carter, 1948
Jacqueline Bisset, 1944
Bela Karolyi, 1942
David Clayton-Thomas, 1941
Judith "Miss Manners" Martin, 1938
Mel Torme, 1925
Roald Dahl, 1916
Claudette Colbert, 1903
John J. Pershing, 1860
Milton Hershey, 1857
Walter Reed, 1851
Clara Schumann, 1819
Cesare Borgia, 1475
Today in History:
The temple of Jupiter on Rome's Capitoline Hill is dedicated on the ides of September, BC509
Building begins on Hadrian's Wall, 122
St. Francis of Assisi receives stigmata, 1224
Michelangelo begins work on his statue of David, 1503
Henry Hudson reached the river that would later be named after him, 1609
NYC becomes the first capital of the US, 1788
US Government takes out its first loan from NYC banks, 1789
Six teenage military cadets known as Niños Héroes die defending Chapultepec Castle in the Battle of Chapultepec, 1847
Vermont railroad worker Phineas Gage incredibly survives a 3-foot-plus iron rod being driven through his head; the reported effects on his behavior and personality stimulate thinking about the nature of the brain and its functions, 1848
Hannibal Goodwin patents celluloid photographic film, 1898
Lusitania completes her maiden voyage, arriving in NYC, 1907
The temperature (in the shade) at Al 'Aziziyah, Libya reaches a world record 57.8*C (136.04*F), 1922
Elizabeth McCombs is the first woman elected to the New Zealand Parliament, 1933
Chiang Kai-shek elected president of the Republic of China, 1943
IBM introduces the first computer disk storage unit, the RAMAC 305, 1956
Hurricane Gilbert is the strongest recorded hurricane, based on barometric pressure, in the Western Hemisphere, 1988*
Largest anti-Apartheid march in South Africa, led by Desmond Tutu, 1989
The Declaration on the Rights of Indigenous Peoples was adopted, 2007
Hurricane Ike makes landfall, damaging Galveston Island, Houston, and surrounding area, 2007
*Replaced by Hurricane Wilma in 2005
Storks in the field.
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