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It's time once again for a random and happy Tuesday, linking up with Stacy's Random Thoughts at Stacy Uncorked and Sandee at Comedy Plus.
Yesterday was a rousing game of "guess whether the clothes are clean or dirty" at Carl's place.
Does it surprise you to know i usually go with dirty?
One of the wet items he'd pulled out of the washer and left on the laundry room sink still had toothpaste stains on it. He tries. Fails splendidly, then tries again.
You gotta hand it to him, but remember he's going to put it down somewhere and you're going to have to find it for him again.
He greeted me with "I have the day off. Do you need anything? 'Cause I gotta go to the bathroom!" He proceeded to do just that, then snoozed on his lounger chair while i cleaned.
During the morning he rousted 3 times. First it was to get his blanket out of the dryer even before it was fully dry. Why wait? It's his favorite blanket. Second was, "My mouth is fuzzy!" Then he popped in with, "Where's my IHOP gift card, I want to order breakfast."
As his mother, Ms. V, says, it's a good thing he does physical labor because he loves to eat.
He bought more Q-tips, and i've noticed that i now have to check in his shoes for them. It's the garbage can thing, he throws items at the garbage can, not necessarily in it. Where it lands once he's thrown it in that direction is no concern of his. When shoes are near the garbage can, check them for Q-tips.
Time for funnies.
Remember, this in India, where you call when you have a technical problem with your computer.
Have a blessed and beautiful Tuesday, everyone!
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Today is:
American Diabetes Association Alert Day -- a day to remind people about how serious the illness is, and what the risk factors are
As Young As You Feel Day -- sponsored by Wellcat Holidays, which encourages you to stop acting your chronological age and go act peppy!
Banned in Boston Day -- see history for 1630 for explanation
Coq Au Vin Day
Día de la Abolición de la Esclavitud (Emancipation Day) -- Puerto Rico
Einmánuðr Month Begins -- Traditional Icelandic Calendar (Lone Month, the month dedicated to young men)
Yngismannadagur -- Young Men's Day
International Goof-off Day -- sponsored by Monica A. Dufour and A.C. Vierow, who think everyone needs a special day each year to goof off.
International Day of the Seal -- drawing attention to a disappearing species
Laser Day -- the first patent on a laser was granted this day in 1960 to Arthur Schawlow and Charles Townes
National Agriculture Day -- US (if you eat, thank a farmer!)
National Bavarian Crepes Day
National Sing-Out Day -- begun by an anonymous person who must love singing; and yes, i promise, i won't sing where anyone has to listen to me
St. Darerca's Day (reportedly the sister of St. Patrick; Patron of Valentia Island, Ireland)
World Day for Water -- UN
Anniversary Today:
The Tuskegee Airmen are activated, 1941
Birthdays Today:
James T. Kirk, 2233
Cristen Powell, 1979
Reese Witherspoon, 1976
Elvis Stojko, 1972
Matthew Modine, 1959
Stephanie Mills, 1957
Lena Olin, 1955
Bob Costas, 1952
Andrew Lloyd Webber, 1948
James Patterson, 1947
George Benson, 1943
Bruno Ganz, 1941
Marvin Yagoda, 1938
M. Emmet Walsh, 1935
J.P. McCarthy, 1933
William Shatner, 1931
Pat Robertson, 1930
Stephen Sondheim, 1930
Allen Neuharth, 1924
Marcel Marceau, 1923
Karl Malden, 1912
Louis L'Amour, 1908
Chico Marx, 1887
Debuting/Premiering Today:
"Conversations with My Father"(Play), 1992
"Brighton Beach Memoirs"(Play), 1983
"All You Need is Cash"(TV movie), 1978
"I Can Get It For You Wholesale"(Musical), 1962
"Mr. Wonderful"(Musical), 1956
"This Year of Grace"(Musical), 1928
"El maleficio de la mariposa/The Butterfly's Evil Spell"(Play), 1920
Today in History:
Hugo de Groot escapes imprisonment in Loevenstein Castle in a book case, 1621
The Pilgrims of Plymouth Colony sign a peace treaty with Massasoit of the Wampanoags, 1621
Algonquian Indians kill 347 English settlers around Jamestown, Virginia, a third of the colony's population, 1622
Massachusetts Bay Colony outlaws the possession of cards, dice, and gaming tables, 1630
Joseph Priestly invents carbonated water (seltzer), 1733
The Parliament of Great Britain passes the Stamp Act, which introduced a tax to be levied directly on its American colonies, 1765
The Emerald Buddha is moved with great ceremony to its current place in Wat Phra Kaew, Thailand, 1784
The three protecting powers (Britain, France and Russia) establish the borders of Greece, 1829
Cornstarch is patented by Orlando Jones, 1841
Slavery is abolished in Puerto Rico, 1873
The Edmunds Act adopted by US to suppress polygamy in the territories (especially aimed at the Mormons), 1882
August and Louis Lumiere privately screen the first "motion picture" ever made, of workers leaving their factory three days earlier, 1895
World's first airline, St Petersburg Tampa Airboat Line, begins, 1914
The Arab League is founded when a charter is adopted in Cairo, Egypt, 1945
Arthur Leonard Schawlow and Charles Hard Townes receive the first patent for a laser, 1960
Karl Wallenda of The Flying Wallendas dies after falling off a tight-rope between two hotels in San Juan, Puerto Rico, 1978
The Intel Corporation ships the first Pentium chips, 1993
Cosmonaut Valeriy Polyakov returns after setting a record for 438 days in space, 1995
The Comet Hale-Bopp has its closest approach to earth, 1997
Tara Lipinski, age 14 years and 10 months, becomes the youngest women's World Figure Skating Champion, 1997
ETA, the armed Basque separatist group, declares a permanent ceasefire, 2006
Mount Redoubt, a volcano in Alaska began erupting after a prolonged period of unrest, 2009
A massive fire devours thousands of hectares of ancient forests and threatens wildlife on Mount Kenya, 2012
The "Great Pacific Garbage Patch" between Hawaii and California has 1.8 trillion pieces of plastic and increasing rapidly according to new research, 2018
The journal Science publishes the first major announcement of the discovery of the Qingjiang biota, a 518 million year old fossil site near the Danshui River in China that is one of the most well preserved and diverse sites of the early Cambrian explosion ever found, 2019
Thanks for the funnies - many of which are spot on.
ReplyDeleteLove, love, love the funnies. Lol! Not only in India. I was in Phuket and it is the same there too!
ReplyDeleteI am not shure I will call India :)
ReplyDeleteThose funnies are great and the wires in India, oh my! Carl is something. Using a still damp blanket sounds like an awful idea, but he likes things different.
ReplyDeleteThanks for a much needed laugh! India, where they call us to say we have a problem :D
ReplyDeleteA great selection of photos, Mimi. Thank you so much for the work you put into this Blog.
ReplyDeleteGod bless you.
I can't wait every week for your discussion about Carl. He's a hoot. I love the guy. remember I have an austic daughter. My life is very interesting also. I also like the meme about the pizza box.
ReplyDeleteHave a great day Mimi.
Cruisin Paul
I love the phrase "fails splendidly" - if we are going to fail, that makes it sound better at least :)
ReplyDeleteThe minions memes are fantastic. I relate to so many of them. And those overhead wires in India ... how do they ever figure them out?!
Checking in shoes for Qtips, now there's something I never thought I'd hear about. Carl certainly does keep you on your toes. Get it . . . toes . . . shoes? Lame? Sorry.
ReplyDeleteGreat Lol funnies ~ Xo
ReplyDeleteWishing you laughter and love in your days,
A ShutterBug Explores,
aka (A Creative Harbor)
Carl is a whirlwind of entertainment. Thank you for sharing him with us.
ReplyDeleteLove all the funnies. Happy is free. That's my favorite.
Thank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.
Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. Big hug, my friend. ♥
Having lived overseas, I know what electricity can look like!! NOt good or safe. Quite a collection of funnies today!
ReplyDeleteCarl is very special. Those were terrific funnies, we enjoyed them all.
ReplyDeleteCarl is one of those figures in a story that are very entertaining--for the reader!
ReplyDeleteGreat funnies! Just what I needed!
the pizza box caption DOES make one wonder !!
ReplyDeletethe garbage patch is beyond sad......shame on us ~~~~
Thanks for the laughs, messymimi.
ReplyDeleteTo my surprise a couple of weeks ago the telecommunications fellow who came to fix my phone line could actually speak English and he was an Aussie, born and bred, obviously of Scottish or Irish heritage or both...a WASP as the description onceused back in the 70s when everything wasn't politically-correct etc...in the Seventies when all our telecommunication problems etc. were fixed locally...not by people from another country, by people whose accent we do not understand...if you know what I mean!
Take good care. :)
Can't tell you how many times I smiled as I read through your post, messymimi. You are a gift.
ReplyDeleteMinions!! I love those little guys :)
ReplyDeleteYour Words for Wednesday story was soooo good! I want to hear more! And those pics of India... how ironic!
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