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When i went to a gathering of ladies from our church, these two dogs wandered in an out among guests with all kinds of delightful food and never offered to beg or even go near the table. It was a delight to have them around. Their kitty friend wandered in, too, and they never offered to chase or molest her in any way, she seemed as comfortable around them as they were around her.
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Sparks is the brainchild of Annie of McGuffy's Reader, who wanted us to post something positive and uplifting at the start of the week. While she no longer blogs, i like to post an Inspiring Quote of the Week in her honor.
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Poetry Monday was started by Diane at On The Alberta/Montana Border. Jenny at Procrastinating Donkey is on a blog semi-break and her poetry is sorely missed, we hope she comes back soon. Charlotte/Mother Owl participates, and now Karen at Baking in a Tornado is jumping in at least once a month, too. Anyone else is welcome to join in the fun, just let Diane know!
This week the theme is Cookies.
The little cookie cried,
and sang a little song,
"Why does mommy have to
be a wafer so long?"
Most cookies have an average IQ
of the brilliant there is no glut,
but a really smart cookie is
a real acadamia nut.
Hyenas have a favorite cookie
as you know if you use your noodle,
I shouldn't have to tell you,
their love is for snickerdoodle.
He went to snitch a cookie,
and someone said, "It's a trap!
Don't you see the warning sign,
the plate has a ginger snap."
When two cookies became enemies
at each other they began to mumble,
but it soon became an all out brawl
when one said, "Get ready to crumble!"
The child who snitched the cookie dough
very soon became morose,
he felt so ill, his mother said,
"You've had an overdoughse!"
A thief tried the rob the Keebler elves
but he wasn't so smart, you know.
When caught and asked why he did it,
he'd thought they had a lot of dough!
The gingerbread man went visiting
a friend who was kind and sweet
who asked, "How should I make your bed?"
"Just use a cookie sheet!"
The scientist served metric cookies
because he was no slacker,
the only kind he ever made
were of course, the gram cracker.
I told my shrink I have trust issues
'cause when chocolate chip I was cravin',
I was offer a cookie and took a big bite
and, eeeewww! it was oatmeal raisin!"
I hope you like my cookie poem,
for when our friend Diane does call
and ask us to put on our thinking caps,
sometimes I just let it "snowball."
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Today is:
Alamo Day -- Texas, US
Casimir Pulaski Day -- Illinois, US (celebration of the Polish-American Revolutionary War Hero)
Celebrate Your Name Week -- Monday: Fun Facts About Names Day, enjoy looking up things like, what is the name of the Monopoly dog, or do Ken and Barbie have last names
Commemoration of the Birth of Lao-Tzu -- Taoist (15th day of 2nd lunar month)
Doljatra/Holika Dahan -- regions of India (a festival of colors, similar to Holi)
Feast of Excited Insects -- China; Korea (sometimes called Chinese Groundhog Day, the day insects are supposed to awaken for spring; date approximate)
Foundation Day -- Norfolk Island, Commonwealth of Australia
Guam History and Chamorro Heritage Day -- Guam (formerly Discovery Day / Magellan Day)
Hamilton Lavity Stoutt Holiday -- British Virgin Islands (in lieu of Mar. 7)
Headache Relief Day -- aspirin was patented today in 1899
Holi -- Hindu (Festival of Color, begins at sundown, through sundown tomorrow, where everyone gets doused with colored water, or powder, or paint, or all of them; it's been described as an iridescent madhouse)
officially recognized holiday in Guyana; India; Nepal; Suriname
Phagu Purnima / Basanta Utsay -- Kathmandu Valley, Nepal
Independence Day -- Ghana(1957)
Kirishima Jingu Otaue-sai -- Kirishima Jingu Shrine, Kirishima, Kagoshima Prefecture, Japan (rice planting festival)
Labour Day -- WA, Australia (a/k/a Eight Hour Day)
Magha Puja Day -- Buddhist (celebrations of the teachings of Buddha to an assembly of holy men)
March Goblins' Galumphing Gala and Display -- Fairy Calendar
National Frozen Food Day
National Heroes and Benefactors Day -- Belize
National White Chocolate Cheesecake Day
Oreo Cookie Day -- no history found on why this day, but if you like Oreos, do you need a reason?
Purim -- Judaism (begins at sundown, through sundown Tuesday)
Stoneware Pottery Appreciation Day -- internet generated by those who love stoneware
St. Colette's Day (Patron of Corbie, France; against the death of parents)
St. Rose of Viterbo's Day (Patron of exiles, people rejected by religious orders, tertiaries; Viterbo, Italy)
Birthdays Today:
Ryan Nyquist, 1979
Shaquille O'Neal, 1972
Amy Pietz, 1969
Connie Britton, 1968
D.L. Hughley, 1963
Tom Arnold, 1959
David Gilmour, 1946
Rob Reiner, 1945
Kiri Te Kanawa, 1944
Dave Gilmour, 1944
Ben Murphy, 1942
Willie Stargell, 1941
Valentina Tereshkova-Nikolaeva, 1937
Lorin Maazel, 1930
Gabriel Garcia-Marquez, 1928
Alan Greenspan, 1926
Ed McMahon, 1923
Will Eisner, 1917
Lou Costello, 1906
Bob Wills, 1905
Ring Lardner, 1885
Elizabeth Barrett Browning, 1806
Anna Claypoole Peale, 1791
Cyrano de Bergerac, 1619
Michelangelo Bounarroti, 1475
Debuting/Premiering Today:
"Lend me a Tenor"(Play), 1986
"Deep Blue Sea"(Play), 1952
"Both Your Houses"(Play; Pulitzer Prize for Drama), 1933
"La Traviata"(Opera), 1853
"La Sonnambula"(Opera), 1831
Today in History:
Ferdinand Magellan arrives at Guam, 1521
The First Fleet arrives at Norfolk Island (an external territory of Australia) in order to found a convict settlement, 1788
York, Upper Canada is incorporated as Toronto, 1834
After a thirteen day siege by an army of 3,000 Mexican troops, the 187 Texas volunteers defending the Alamo are defeated and the fort is captured, 1836
Giuseppe Verdi's opera La Traviata receives its premiere performance in Venice, 1853
Dmitri Mendeleev presents the first periodic table to the Russian Chemical Society, 1869
Bayer registers "aspirin" as a trademark, 1899
The trial of Ethel and Julius Rosenberg begins, 1951
United Kingdom colonies Gold Coast and British Togoland become the independent Republic of Ghana, 1957
After 19 years of presenting the CBS Evening News, Walter Cronkite signs off for the last time, 1981
Michelangelo computer virus begins to affect computers, 1992
A referendum in Moldova results in the electorate voting against possible reunification with Romania, 1994
Picasso's painting Tête de Femme is stolen from a London gallery, and is recovered a week later, 1997
Microsoft is fined €561 million for not providing E.U. residents with an alternative web browser to Internet Explorer, 2013
The Crimean parliament votes unanimously to make the Crimea part of Russia, 2014
NASA's Dawn space probe enters orbit around the dwarf planet Ceres, 2015
The world's oldest message in a bottle is found in Western Australia, thrown from the German ship Paula 132 years ago (12 June 1886), 2018
They deserve a barking big awww! heheh! :-)
ReplyDeleteHave a wooftastic Monday 👍
Love how the dogs and cat even match each other! Great spark with the tough cookie and such a creative story using cookies. Well done!
ReplyDeleteI really like those dogs. We had similar.
ReplyDeleteGod bless.
Labs are great dogs. Our daughter has a black lab. Wylie is nine years old and beginning to show his age. Have a blessed week.
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ReplyDeleteWow! ~ what well behaved fur babies ~ and great spark and your poem is delightful ~ You are a treasure ~
ReplyDeleteWishing you good health, laughter and love in your days,
A ShutterBug Explores,
aka (A Creative Harbor)
Awww on the well behaved pups and kitty. Very usual. Perhaps they knew to behave because they were among church ladies? Could be.
ReplyDeleteLove your Spark and love your poem. Brilliant.
Thank you for joining the Awww Mondays Blog Hop.
Have a fabulous Awww Monday and week. Big hug and lots of love. ♥
The cookie poem is delightful!
ReplyDeletePurrfect Moanday! Mom is pointing out to us the dogs and cats who did not bother peoples while they are eating! She LOVED the tough Cookie Spark. It is going on the affirmation wall and the poem about cookies ROCKED! Purrs Marvelous Marv
ReplyDeleteGood doggies...and kitty!
ReplyDeleteSometimes a 'snowball' is just what we need. Brilliant! Puns in rhyme? Doubly brilliant!
Cute kitty and pups. Great spark and such a fun poem. XO
ReplyDeleteThose visitor critters were very cool. That was sure a good Spark and a good poem too.
ReplyDeleteAt least your uninvited guest were civil critters. I love your poem - which is quite sweet! :)
ReplyDeletePoems, pups, kit cats and everything here is always fun to see.
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