Showing posts with label politics. Show all posts
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Tuesday, November 5, 2024

Of Pajamas and Politics, a Random and Happy Tuesday Post

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It's time once again for a random and happy Tuesday, linking up with Stacy's Random Thoughts at Stacy Uncorked and Sandee at Comedy Plus. 


Never knowing what's on the other side of the door when i get to Carl's means open the door at your own risk.





This rug has been in the back hall for quite some time, and the letters from the thrift store asking for donations are to remind her to call them for a pick up of the rug.


Everything else on there is Carl's from the car.  


He was awake and getting ready to climb back in bed when i knocked and told him to go to his chair.  He stopped to grab a sheet and pillow, and dig through all the pajamas on the bed to find the one he wanted to use to wrap his pillow.  He gave one a sniff test, made a face, sniffed another and said, "It's fresher" and took that one.


The rejected one, along with the remaining sheets, pillowcases and etc. all went to the laundry pile.


He'd washed a load and used a proper wash cycle.  Since they hadn't soured in the washer, they were dried and put away.


As i started sorting through is things, clean, dirty, getting washed anyway because there's no way to know, i found a few things on hangers.






This one blue shirt, despite the plethora of regular hangers he has, ended up on the one we use for letting gloves drip dry.


He had an odd sock.





Not unusual in itself, except no one in this house has any socks with the particular red logo this one has.  He’s come home without ice chests, lunch boxes, coats, sweaters, gloves, hats, sunglasses, shoes and socks (but thankfully always makes it home with pants and shirt intact), but this is the first time he's managed to come home with an extra sock which is not even his.


No, i don't want to know how.


One item hung in the closet inside out did not pass my sniff test, in fact, i was rather sorry i had to use a sniff test on it.


As i cleaned and gathered laundry, i found things, like his keys in the pocket of a dirty pair of pants (again) and this.





Yep, it's the credit card he can never find, this time under a whole bunch of stuff on his countertop.  I stuffed it in his wallet and i wonder how long it will take him to find it there.


When he did finally get up i sent him to the shower, and despite having all his clothes in there he came out clad only in skivvies.  It's okay, it's better than the alternative and i sent him back to try again whereupon he came out clothed, and in as much of his right mind as any of us can be.


He did want an ice vest and he had made no sandwich, so while i tended to getting his stuff ready for him to leave, he fixed his breakfast and talked.


"Had a date Friday," he said.  I asked if he'd enjoy it and yes, he had, then he started mumbling about Saturday but i couldn't quite catch it.


His next question was, "How was church?"  I told him all was well and he seemed worried.  "No politics?"


Now i got what he was on about.  He's very worried about how politics has polarized people and he doesn't want to see friendships broken over it.  I told him all was well.


His next topic was about his breaks at work, then whether he should get a new job, and Facebook.  I wish he'd stay off it, he's ill equipped to handle some of the stuff trolls will throw at you.


When it was getting along about time for him to go, he wandered back into his room and grabbed his toothbrush.  Haven't you brushed twice already? i asked him.


"Need to use toothpaste this time," he answered.


Yes, well, there's always that.


He started brushing, then i heard a rhythmic sound which, when i turned to look, turned out to be him jogging in place while brushing.  Multi-talented that's him.


Then he grabbed both cortisone and deodorant and tried to apply them, but mostly it landed on his clothes not on him.  He tries.


He got his ice chest loaded into the car and then i kept running into him striding around the house muttering, "what else, what else."  He has my sympathy.


At one point, i went out to see if he'd actually driven away and he was drinking the water from his lunch.  He came back in the house to grab sunglasses.  When i reminded him he already had a pair, he said, "Can always use extra!" and strode out.


Can't fault the logic, he will need several extras.


Then i followed him to the car to make sure he would leave and i found him trying to clean around the door handle of the car.


"Too much wax," he said.  "Should i clean it?"


Not and be late for work, i told him, so he nodded and left.


in honor of the politics which has us all on edge, some funnies.















Have a blessed and beautiful Tuesday, everyone!






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Today is:


Conmemoracion Patriotica en la Ciudad de Colon -- Panama


Day of the First Shout for Independence -- El Salvador


Egyptian Day -- Medieval Europe day of bad forturne (common saying on this day was, "Notwithstanding, I will trust the Lord.")


Festival of Amun -- Ancient Egyptian Calendar (date approximate)


Guy Fawkes' Day -- Canadian province of Newfoundland & Labrador; New Zealand; UK; a/k/a Gunpowder Day, bonfires celebrate that Guy Fawkes plot did not succeed; related famous celebrations

     Burning of the Tar Barrels -- Ottery St. Mary, Devon, UK (17 barrels soaked in tar are lit outside 17 taverns and carried through the town)

     Lewes Bonfire Night -- Lewes, East Sussex, UK

     Turning the Devil's Stone -- Shebbear, Devon, UK (erratic stone, possibly from an Ice Age deposit, turned every year on this day to assure good forturne)


Melbourne Cup Day -- Flemington Racecourse, Melbourne, Australia (155th running)


National Hot Sauce Day


Nones of November -- Ancient Roman Calendar


Popes Day -- US name for the remembrance of Guy Fawkes' Day


St. Elizabeth's Day and St. Zechariah's Day -- parents of John the Baptist (Elizabeth is Patron of pregnant women)


Tori No Ichi -- Japan (the first "rooster day" of November, so called because it is held on the two or three days of the rooster this month, in which to wish good luck and prosperity at temple and shrine ceremonies around the country, and celebrate with a fair)


Wuwuchim Fire Ceremonies begin -- Hopi Native American (dating approximate, as these ceremonies are now mostly closed to outsiders, a celebration of Masaw, god of death, and Spider Woman, the earth mother; a 16 day festival and manhood ceremony for adolescent boys)



Anniversary Today:


George W. Bush marries Laura Welch, 1977



Birthdays Today:


Kevin Jonas, 1987

Corin Nemec, 1971

Judy Reyes, 1967

Tatum O'Neal, 1963

Tilda Swinton, 1960

Bryan Adams, 1959

Bill Walton, 1952

Peter Noone, 1947

Sam Shepard, 1943

Art Garfunkel, 1941

Elke Sommer, 1940

Geoffrey Wolff, 1937

Ike Turner, 1931

Vivien Leigh, 1913

Roy Rogers, 1911

Joel McCrea, 1905

Strom Thurmond, 1902

Raymond Loewy, 1893

Will Durant, 1885

Ida M. Tarbell, 1857

Eugene Debs, 1855



Debuting/Premiering Today


"Into the Woods"(Sondheim musical), 1987

"Fifth of July"(Wilson play), 1980

"The Nat King Cole Show, 1956

The New York Weekly Journal(first edition), 1733



Today in History:


Wu MeKuan, a collection of 48 Zen koans, compiled in China, 1228

Publication of the Catholicon in Treguier (Brittany); it is the first Breton dictionary as well as the first French dictionary, 1499

St. Felix's Flood ravages the Dutch coast and destroys the city of Reimerswaal in the Netherlands, 1530

The Gunpowder Plot, in which Catholics were trying to blow up the English Parliament, is foiled, 1605

The first post office in the Colonies is opened in the home of Richard Fairbanks, 1639

Susan B. Anthony is arrested for trying to vote in Rochester, NY, 1871

The first US patent for a gasoline driven motor car is granted to George B. Selden, 1895

Calbraith Rodgers arrives in Pasadena from Sheepshead Bay, NY, completing the first transcontinental plane flight, in 49 days, 1911

Colombia joins the United Nations, 1945

USS Rentz, USS Reeves and USS Oldendorf visit Qingdao (Tsing Tao) China — the first US Naval visit to China since 1949, 1986

André Dallaire attempts to assassinate Prime Minister Jean Chrétien of Canada, but is thwarted when the Prime Minister's wife locks the door, 1995

Saddam Hussein, former president of Iraq, and his co-defendants Barzan Ibrahim al-Tikriti and Awad Hamed al-Bandar are sentenced to death in the al-Dujail trial, 2006

China's first lunar satellite, Chang'e 1 goes into orbit around the Moon, 2007

Collins Dictionary names "binge-watch" the word of the year, followed by "transgender", 2015

NASA's Voyager 2 probe leaves the solar system, becoming the second human-made object to reach interstellar space, 2018

The Chinese government sets new rules for gaming for young people to try to curb gaming addiction, including a legal maximum 90 minutes of gaming allowed per day, 2021

Tuesday, January 19, 2021

Politics and Funnies, a Random and Happy Word Counters Post

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It's time once again for a random and happy Tuesday, linking up with Stacy's Random Thoughts at Stacy Uncorked and Sandee at Comedy Plus.  


Part of today’s post is also a writing challenge. This is how it works: one of the contributing bloggers picked a number between 12 and 74. The submitted number is a challenge to participating bloggers to write at least one piece using that exact number of words. 

This month, the word count number is: 17

It was submitted by:  Diane


 

Links to the other Word Counters posts:

Baking In A Tornado                    

On the Border                                  


Current events reminded me of something that happened to Grandpa years ago, one of his favorite stories.


It's proof that things in politics never change, and i am working it into 17 word sentences.


Grandpa received a call from a locally famous person asking for "a few minutes of your time."


Asked what it was about, he said, "Some friends and I have business to discuss with you."


Grandpa answered that he always made phone calls during lunch hour, they could have fifteen minutes then.


They came, all well known in the area, but Grandpa has never told anyone who they were.


They stunned Grandpa by saying, "We've studied the demographics, we want you to run for Parish President!"


(Please note that a Parish in Louisiana is the equivalent of a County in the other states.)


Grandpa responded with, "Gentlemen, I'm not a politician, I'm a physician, I wouldn't know what to do."


Their answer?  "Everyone knows you are an honest man and good doctor, we could get you elected."


He asked, "Then what?" and they said, "We'd tell you how to run the parish!" Oy vey!


Grandpa told them his first love was medicine and he could not neglect his patients for politics.


They were quite disappointed, but he was very tactful and they left and never mentioned it again.


He went home and told Grandma the whole thing, without names, of course.  He's wise that way.


Her response was, "As soon as you go into politics, you're getting a divorce, too!"  Case closed!


 All right, how about some of the fun stuff Grandma passes on to me:










Have a blessed and beautiful day, everyone!






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Today is:


Annual Visit of the Poe Toaster -- the mysterious person who, for almost 75 years, dressed in black with a wide brimmed hat and scarf, annually visited Poe's grave on his birthday, leaving roses and cognac; has not been seen since 2009


Brew A Potion Day -- internet generated, no reasons given


Confederate Heroes Day -- Texas, US 


Feast of Sultan (Sovereignty) -- Baha'i


Horror Novels Are Horrendous Day -- for Poe's birth anniversary


La Tamborrada -- San Sebastian, Spain (begins in the evening, a 24 hour drum jam session and the city's biggest fiesta)


Little Ricky Day -- marking the date of his arrival on "I Love Lucy"


National Popcorn Day


Neon Sign Day -- patented this day in 1915


Rid The World of Fad Diets and Gimmicks Day -- always the Tuesday of Healthy Weight Week and includes the announcement of the Slim Chance Awards, highlighting the worst fad diets of the prior year     


Sacrifices to Apollon -- Ancient Greek Calendar (date approximate)


Santos Tour Down Under -- Adelaide, Australia (professional cycling's first event of the UCI World Tour for this year; through the 26th)


St. Canute's Day a/k/a St. Knud (Patron of Denmark)


St. Henry of Uppsala's Day (Patron of the Catholic Cathedral of Helsinki; Finland; against storms)


Theophany/Epiphany -- Eastern and Oriental Orthodox Christians who still follow the Julian Calendar

     Timket -- Ethiopian Orthodox Christian (with huge, colorful festivals through the whole country)

     Blessing of the Waters -- Greek Orthodox Cathedral of St. Sophia, Bayswater, London, UK


Tin Can Day -- patented this day in 1825



Birthdays Today:


Shawn Johnson, 1992

Jodie Sweetin, 1982

Frank Caliendo, 1974

Drea de Matteo, 1972

Shawn Wayans, 1971

Wendy Moniz, 1969

Junior Seau, 1969

Paul McCrane, 1961

William Ragsdale, 1961

Thomas Kinkade, 1958

Simon Rattle, 1955

Desi Arnaz, Jr., 1953

Dewey Bunnell, 1952

Robert Palmer, 1949

Paula Deen, 1947

Dolly Parton, 1946

Shelley Fabares, 1944

Janis Joplin, 1943

Michael Crawford, 1942

Phil Everly, 1939

Richard Lester, 1932

Robert MacNeil, 1931

Tippi Hedren, 1931

Fritz Weaver, 1926

Jean Stapleton, 1923

Guy Madison, 1922

John H. Johnson, 1918

Lester Flatt, 1914

Edgar J. Helms, 1863

Paul Cezanne, 1839

Edgar Allan Poe, 1809

Robert E. Lee, 1807

James Watt, 1736 (O.S. date)



Debuting/Premiering Today:


"48 Hours"(TV), 1988

"The Millionaire"(TV), 1955

"Woman of the Year"(Film), 1942

"Il Trovatore"(Verdi Opera), 1853

"Faust Part I"(Goethe tragic play), 1829



Today in History:


Rouen surrenders to Henry V of England completing his reconquest of Normandy, 1419

San Agustin Church in Manila is officially completed; it is currently the oldest church in the Philippines, 1607

The second group of ships of the First Fleet arrives at Botany Bay, 1788

The United Kingdom occupies the Cape of Good Hope, 1806

Ezra Daggett and Thomas Kensett obtain a patent for a process of storing food in tin cans, 1825

Goethe's Faust Part I premiers, 1829

Verdi's Il Trivatore preniers in Rome, 1853

The first electric lighting system employing overhead wires, built by Thomas Edison, begins service at Roselle, New Jersey, 1883

Ibsen's play The Master Builder premiers in Berlin, 1893

Georges Claude patents the neon discharge tube for use in advertising, 1915

The US Senate votes against membership in League of Nations, 1920

Coopers Inc. sells the world's first briefs, 1930

For the only time in recorded history, snow falls in Miami, Florida, 1977

The last VW Beetle made in Germany leaves the plant, 1978

United States and Iranian officials sign an agreement to release 52 American hostages after 14 months of captivity, 1981

The Apple Lisa, the first commercial personal computer from Apple Inc. to have a graphical user interface and a computer mouse, is announced, 1983

Czech Republic and Slovakia join the United Nations, 1993

The New Horizons probe is launched by NASA on the first mission to Pluto, 2006

Calcium deposits are discovered on Mars by NASA’s Curiosity Rover, 2013

American skier Lindsey Vonn wins her 63rd World Cup, setting a new record, 2015