#2 Son was yelling from the other room again. Somehow i figured Festus had something to do with it, and i was right.
What's up now, i asked as i went in there.
"Unbelievable! This is impossible!"
"Well, you know how Festus drives that restored Volkswagen Golf from the early 90's?"
Yes, his father restores cars for fun, and just let him use one of his not quite so valuable ones, right?
"Yeah, and remember how he had only had it 3 days and someone crashed into him when he was stopped at a red light?"
How could i forget? His crazy mother grounded him for 3 weeks because someone hit him.
"Yeah, well he got the car back yesterday, it took them two months to restore it again, and guess what? Some lady who was on dope ran a red light and t-boned him! Totaled the car! He says his seat was pushed all the way over into the passenger seat! Can you believe it?"
Poor kid. At least this time, his mother isn't punishing him.
Maybe i should rethink letting the guy borrow my van to take #2 Son to the mall on occasion. Then again, since i wouldn't mind mine being totaled and replaced, as long as it was someone else's fault, i guess he's safer in my car than his own, cause i'm not that lucky.
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The Real Academia de la Historia (Royal Academy of History) is founded in Madrid, 1738
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The Great San Francisco Earthquake, 1906
The Los Angeles Times story on the Azusa Street Revival launches Pentecostalism as a worldwide movement, 1906
The RMS Carpathia brings the Titanic survivors to NYC, 1912
"The House that Ruth Built," Yankee Stadium, opens, 1923
Simon and Schuster publishes the first crossword puzzle book, 1924
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The League of Nations is formally dissolved, 1949
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A United States federal court rules that poet Ezra Pound is to be released from an insane asylum, 1958
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