"Mom, what are those huge boxes on the front porch?" Little Girl had just walked into the house.
Since i didn't know there were boxes out there, i had no clue.
Upon inspection, the boxes had come from Amazon, and were addressed to me. This was odd and a bit distressing, as i had not, to my knowledge, ordered anything.
My first thought was that Sweetie had ordered something for work, and had it delivered to the house. This would be odd, though, as he insists items ordered shipped to a business are handled much faster, and so he usually has everything delivered there, even personal stuff.
Since he was out for the evening, with his phone off (he always turns it off for choir practice or band practice, and i don't blame him), there was no way to call and ask him, i would have to wait until he got home.
My next thought was ID theft, but that made no sense at all. If i'm a thief, and i want to order merchandise for myself and make someone else pay, i certainly wouldn't order it sent to that person.
A quick check of my Amazon account showed no activity, and my checking account had no debits i couldn't place.
Meanwhile, Little Girl had ripped into the boxes and found...ice chests.
To be specific, two very nice ice chests, large ones, with wheels, one of which claimed it could keep stuff cold for up to 5 days (under ideal circumstances, of course).
Okay, i ordered, as #2 Son and Bigger Girl joined me on the porch, we aren't touching this stuff until i am sure it's not for your father's work.
"Then can we use these big boxes as kitten boxes?" Bigger Girl asked.
Funny, when they were kids, they wanted boxes to play in. Now we use them to raise bottle feed kittens. It seems we spend our whole lives looking for the perfect boxes for things, but i digress.
When Sweetie came home, he professed no knowledge of the items in question, so i gently took one out of its box. No order slip. Ah, there it was, in the other box.
Finally, an answer.
When i was entertaining guests last month, we needed ice chests. And i do have them, Styrofoam ones that my father brings and leaves here, and which i have to hide to keep the cats from sharpening their claws on them. We used them, and they did get knocked around a bit, and aren't the easiest in the world to load, unload, or use.
It seems my guests, bless them, bought and had shipped directly two me these two beauties, which i will be using, i am sure, for years to come.
So a special thanks is due to Ninja, Script, Grace, Eagle, CanDo, Dayeanu, DiDreaming, and WSS.
And yes, i will hide them from #2 Son to prevent their use down at the creek for holding fish or snakes, or for transporting food down there for a day of adventure, even if i have to sleep on top of them to keep his mitts off of them.
Let him use Styrofoam.
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