Linking up with Wordless Wednesday and Sandee at Comedy Plus.
Words for Wednesday was begun by Delores and has become a moveable feast of word or picture or music prompts to encourage us to write stories, poems, or whatever strikes our fancy.
This month, the prompts are being provided by Hilary Melton-Butcher and are posted by Elephant's Child.
This week's prompts are:
“What I'd like to know," he said as he tried to HEFT a large piece of wood up onto the waiting sawhorses, "is how those building shows on TV make it all look so much easier than it is."
She smiled, looking up from the plans for the PERGOLA that would soon grace their walkway in the back. She'd spent months trying to VISUALIZE how best to use that space.
"It's just the magic of TV, which makes a MYTH look real," she noted. "There's no PAUCITY of people willing to believe they can make over their home in just a few easy steps."
Then, "Here, let me help. Where are those workers we hired? They should have been here by now."
"They're another myth," he said, grinning. "Bigfoot and construction workers who are on time, the stuff legends are made of, and I know you can think of more."
"The GREED for gold that turns to MADNESS when someone has struck a vein," she said.
"The TRAVELLER whose planes are always on time," he added, and she groaned.
"That's beyond myth and legend, that's just not possible," she laughed.
"What, are you saying I'm making that up?" he pretended to pout. "Maybe I won't direct the building of your pergola."
""Maybe I'll change my mind and ask you to build me a new fireplace in the family room with a huge INGLENOOK on each side instead of the pergola. Or worse, make you try to grow a YEW tree in this climate!"
Their laughter was interrupted by two pickup trucks swinging into the drive, each packed with several men, all dressed for working outdoors.
"There's our crew," he said. "Looks like we might get this show on the road after all, even if it's not going to get done in a one hour TV segment."
Celebrate Your Name Week -- Wednesday: Learn What Your Name Means Day, go look it up, it's probably very interesting
Doctor's Day -- Venezuela
Dream Day -- supposedly begun by an instructor at Columbia University as a day to concentrate on how to make your dreams come true
Farvardigan -- Ancient Persia, Zoroastrians (10 day festival for the dead before Nowruz, the New Year)
Festival of Life in the Cracks Day -- internet holiday declared because this is where most of us are, and we deserve to be celebrated!
Harriet Tubman Day -- anniversary of her death in 1913
International Day of Awesomeness -- Celebrate what is awesome about you - always on Chuck Norris' birth anniversary, because no one is more awesome than Chuck
Lailat al Miraj -- Islam (observance of Mohammed's night journey from Mecca to Jerusalem; begins at sundown, local customs and dates may vary)
Mario Day -- for gamers, based on the date Mar 10
Mi-Careme -- Guadeloupe; Saint Barthelemy; Saint Martin (Mid-Lent)
National Blueberry Popover Day
National Decoration Day -- Liberia
National Pack Your Lunch Day -- because it's cheaper and healthier
National Women and Girls HIV/AIDS Awareness Day -- US
Registered Dietitian Nutritionist Day -- US
Shiogama Jinja Hote Festival -- Shiogama, Miyagi Prefecture, Japan (mikoshi parades and Shinto music)
St. Kessog's Day (Patron of Lennox, Scotland; Scotland)
Telephone Day -- Bell sent the first message by phone, to Watson in the next room, this day in 1876
Tibetan Uprising Day -- Tibetan Independence Supporters commemoration of the 1959 uprising
Turkey Vultures Return to the Living Sign -- Canisteo, NY (San Juan Capistrano has swallows, and Canisteo has living trees planted to spell out the name of the valley where the turkey vultures/buzzards return each year, traditionally on St. Patrick's Day; through the 17th)
Whoopsical Day -- Fairy Calendar
Emily Osment, 1992
Carrie Underwood, 1983
Shannon Miller, 1977
John Hamm, 1971
Edie Brickell, 1966
Prince Edward, 1964
Jasmine Guy, 1964
Rick Rubin, 1963
Pam Oliver, 1961
Sharon Stone, 1958
Shannon Tweed, 1957
Kim Campbell, 1947
Bob Greene, 1947
Tom Scholz, 1947
Chuck Norris, 1940
Dave Rabe, 1940
James Earl Ray, 1928
Pamela Mason, 1918
Bix Beiderbecke, 1903
Clare Boothe Luce, 1903
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer"(TV), 1997
"The Incredible Hulk"(TV), 1978
"Sweet Bird of Youth"(Play), 1959
Today in History:
The Romans sink the Carthaginian fleet bringing the First Punic War to an end, BC241
Jews are excluded from public office in the Roman Empire, 418
King Charles I dissolves Parliament; he calls it back 11 years later, 1629
English Quaker William Penn receives charter from Charles II, making him sole proprietor of colonial American territory Pennsylvania, 1681
French Huguenot Jean Calas, who was wrongly convicted of killing his son, dies after being tortured by authorities; the event inspired Voltaire to begin a campaign for religious tolerance and legal reform, 1762
John Stone, of Concord, Massachusetts, patents a pile driver, 1791
England begins its first modern census, 1801
In St. Louis, Missouri, a formal ceremony is conducted to transfer ownership of the Louisiana Territory from France to the United States, 1804
The French Foreign Legion is established by King Louis-Philippe to support his war in Algeria, 1831
Abraham Lincoln patents a device to help free ships in rivers from shallow water; he built a small scale model, but no full-size device was ever built, and makes him the only US president to hold a patent, 1849
Alexander Graham Bell makes the first successful telephone call by saying "Mr. Watson, come here, I want to see you," 1876
Commissioner George Scott Railton and seven women officers landed at New York to officially begin the work of the Salvation Army in the US, 1880
Almon Strowger, an undertaker in Topeka, Kansas, patents the Strowger switch, a device which led to the automation of telephone circuit switching, 1891
The Courrières mine disaster, Europe's worst ever, kills 1099 miners in Northern France, 1906
After Bob Fitzsimmons KOs much larger Jim Corbett to win world HW championship he says, "The bigger they are, the harder they fall," 1896
China ends slavery, 1910
Mahatma Gandhi is arrested in India, tried for sedition, and sentenced to six years in prison, only to be released after nearly two years for an appendicitis operation, 1922
In Memphis, Tennessee, James Earl Ray pleads guilty to assassinating Martin Luther King Jr.; he later retracts his guilty plea, 1969
Astronomers discover rings around Uranus, 1977
In Haiti, Prosper Avril is ousted 18 months after seizing power in a coup, 1990
The NASDAQ Composite stock market index peaks at 5132.52, signaling the beginning of the end of the dot-com boom, 2000
NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter arrives at Mars, 2006
Carlos Slim becomes the first Mexican and person from an emerging economy to top Forbes Richest Person list, with net worth of US$53.5 billion, 2010
South Korean judges uphold their parliaments' decision to impeach President Park Geun-hye, 2017
I like the garden decor statue. Who is it?ReplyDelete
BRILLIANT - and very, very true.ReplyDelete
Hi Missymimi - that was lovely and so so true ... the myth of an easy makeover ... mind you she was getting help. well done - excellent use of words!! Cheers HilaryReplyDelete
I always enjoy the stories you make from the words.ReplyDelete
TV makes everyone think they can spiff up their home in a few easy steps, but it isn't usually the case and those handyman types are almost always quite unreliable.ReplyDelete
Fun statue :-)ReplyDelete
I liked the story as always :-)
Have a safetastic week 👍 😷😷😷
Terrific photo and a really true story, TV is not real!ReplyDelete
Given my affection for sweets and junk food, I'm not sure packing my own lunch would be cheaper or healthier. Just sayin'.ReplyDelete
That's a different kind of garden decor. Whatever floats your boat.ReplyDelete
Love your use of the prompts. Made me chuckle more than once.
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Yew used those words perfectly! and is that Shakespeare?ReplyDelete
Great photo for theme 'Keep it Simple.'ReplyDelete
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I struggled to use those words in my story but it looks like it fell to you with ease in creating your great tale. Bravo.ReplyDelete
Well played words and not a Bust!ReplyDelete
Great story. They do make it all look so easy on HGTV.ReplyDelete
I love your story with all the myths. Maybe with two truckloads of workers, the pergola will get built in a one hour time frame.ReplyDelete
You are good with the use of the words. I will be lost and will end up with a big headache. That was a good conversation and a start to the pergola project.ReplyDelete