Sunday, April 25, 2021

Taxing (Cajun Joke) and Sunday Selections

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Just because Sandee of Comedy Plus is no longer hosting a Silly Sunday blog hop, do not expect me to quit telling Cajun jokes, especially as it has now become a habit.


Yesterday i sent a text to Uncle P asking him what he and Miss Eva wanted for lunch, but i never heard back from him.  When they arrived at Grandma's house, he said he'd sent me a text, but it never showed up on my phone.


Later, at home, i figured out why.  When i opened my tablet, he'd sent the messages there instead of to my phone.  He knows now to text my phone, i don't have the tablet with me all of the time, but the phone is always on alert (after all, my name is mommy and i still get those emergency calls, although not nearly as often as i used to).


Boudreaux done gots him one o' dem call where dey say, "This is Mike from the IRS, and I'm calling to inform you that you are going to be charged with tax fraud."


An' Boudreaux say, "You done gots you de wrong number."


An' "Mike" say, "Sir, I suggest we make sure I have the wrong number.  Please give me your full name and Social Security Number>"


Well, Boudreaux ain' gonna have none o' dat, so he say, "I's tellin' you, you gots you de wrong number."


Den "Mike" say, "Sir, how can you be so sure I have the wrong number?"


An' Boudreaux said, "Mais, 'cause I don' pay taxes!"



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Sunday Selections was started as a way for bloggers to use photos that might otherwise just languish in their files.  The rules have been relaxed, and it is now simply a showcase for your photos, new or old, good or bad, although nothing rude, please.  It is now hosted by Elephant's Child.    


A few photos from the past week or so.
























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Today is:


Adonia -- Greece (women's festival mourning the death of Adonis; date approximate)


ANZAC Day -- Australia; Christmas Island; Cocos (Keeling) Islands; Cook Islands; New Zealand; Niue; Norfolk Island; Tonga


Army Day -- North Korea


Bulldogs Are Beautiful Day -- this one has its own Facebook page 


DNA Day -- structure of DNA first published this day in 1953; human genome project ended today in 2003


Drive It Day -- England (commemorates the 64 cars that left London on the first day of the Thousand Mile Trial on 23 April 1900)   


Duck Appreciation Society Day -- The Duck Appreciation Society (some sites say May 10; either way, go feed the ducks if you like them, but not stale white bread, it's no better for them than it is for us)


East Meets West Day -- Allies from the East and West finally met up this day in 1945 about 75 miles from Berlin


Festival of Robigalia -- Ancient Roman Calendar (to protect against corn blight; festival of Robiga and Rogibus, the brother and sister fertility gods)


Flag Day -- Faroe Islands; Swaziland


Hairstylist Appreciation Day -- if you have a good one, let him/her know (some sites put this on the 30th)


Hug A Plumber Day -- because when you are knee deep in it, you really need them around


Landsgemeinde -- Appenzell, Inner Rhoden Canton, Switzerland (one of the last examples of direct democracy left; the final Sunday of each April all voters in the canton age 18 and older, wearing traditional swords, gather for a church service and then vote directly on all affairs of the canton for the year; no secret ballots, all raise their hands to vote yea or nay; festival follows.  This tradition dates back to the 14th century.)


Liberation Day -- Italy; Portugal


Mahavir Jayanti -- Jain (honoring Lord Mahavira on the founder's birth anniversary; local dates may vary)


Mother, Father Deaf Day -- to honor deaf parents and recognize the gifts of culture and language they give to their hearing children; sponsored by CODA (Children of Deaf Adults International


National Crayola Day -- no one claims starting this holiday, observe it with your children/grandchildren/nieces/nephews/kids down the street, and remember how fun it is to color pictures


National Zucchini Bread Day -- they hold this at a time when you are not yet sick of all that zucchini you grew in the garden


Palm Sunday/Passion Sunday -- Orthodox Christian


Parental Alienation Awareness Day -- raising awareness of Parental Alienation or Hostile Aggressive Parenting     


Pet Parent's Day -- honoring those who consider pets a part of the family


Red Hat Society Day -- first Red Hat Tea Party held this day in 1998


Sinai Liberation Day -- Egypt


St. Mark the Evangelist's Day (Patron of attorneys/barristers/lawyers/notaries, captives, glaziers, imprisoned people/prisoners, lions, stained glass workers, struma patients; Egypt; Boretto, Italy; Creazzo, Italy; Infanta, Philippines; Ionian Islands; Pordenone, Italy; Sonnino, Italy; Venice, Italy; against impenitence, insect bites, scrofulous diseases, struma)


Tag des Baumes -- Germany (Tree Day/Arbor Day)


Turkmen Racing Horse Festival -- Turkmenistan


World Malaria Day / Malaria Awareness Day -- WHO and the International Community


World Penguin Day -- because they begin migrating on or around this day  


Worldwide Pinhole Photography Day -- anyone, anywhere in the world who makes a pinhole photograph today may upload it to the world wide online gallery    


20-Something Service Day -- can't find who started this one, but it's a good idea, whomever it was, whether you are 20 or older to do some community service or volunteer work regularly



Anniversaries Today:


Theodore Roosevelt National Park is established, ND, US, 1947

The United Negro College Fund is founded, 1944



Birthdays Today:


Jacob Underwood, 1980

Emily Bergl, 1975

Jason Lee, 1970

Renee Zellweger, 1969

Hank Azaria, 1964

Jeffrey DeMunn, 1947

Talia Shire, 1946

Stu Cook, 1945

Bjorn Ulvaeus, 1945

Al Pacino, 1940

"Meadowlark" Lemon, 1932

Paul Mazursky, 1930

Albert King, 1923

Ella Fitzgerald, 1918

Edward R. Murrow, 1908

William Joseph Brennan, Jr., 1906

John Henry "Pop" Lloyd, 1884

Guglielmo Marconi, 1874



Debuting/Premiering Today:


"Little Murders"(Play), 1967

"Romulus the Great"(Play), 1949

"Another Language"(Play), 1932

"Turandot"(Opera), 1926

Robinson Crusoe(Publication date), 1719



Today in History:


Lysander's Spartan Armies defeated the Athenians and the Peloponnesian War ends, BC404

German geographer and mapmaker Martin Waldseemuller publishes his Cosmographiae Introductio map in which he gives the American continents their name, 1507

Highwayman Nicholas Pelletier becomes the first person executed by guillotine, 1792

Charles Fremantle arrives in the HMS Challenger off the coast of modern-day Western Australia prior to declaring the Swan River Colony for the United Kingdom, 1829

The last survivors of the Donner Party arrive back in civilization, 1847

The Governor General of Canada, Lord Elgin, signs the Rebellion Losses Bill, outraging Montreal's English population and triggering the Montreal Riots, 1849

British and French engineers break ground for the Suez Canal, 1859

New York State becomes the first US state to require automobiles to be licensed, 1901

First DC Comic with Batman is published, 1939

Fifty nations gather in San Francisco, California to begin the United Nations Conference on International Organizations, 1945

Francis Crick and James D. Watson publish Molecular structure of nucleic acids: a structure for deoxyribose nucleic acid describing the double helix structure of DNA, 1953

The St. Lawrence Seaway, linking the North American Great Lakes and the Atlantic Ocean, officially opens to shipping, 1959

Robert Noyce is granted a patent for an integrated circuit, 1961

Israel completes its withdrawal from the Sinai peninsula per the Camp David Accords, 1982

American schoolgirl Samantha Smith is invited to visit the Soviet Union by its leader Yuri Andropov after he read her letter in which she expressed fears about nuclear war, 1983

Pioneer 10 travels beyond Pluto's orbit, 1983

The Hubble Telescope is deployed, 1990

The Human Genome Project comes to an end 2.5 years before first anticipated, 2003

The final piece of the Obelisk of Axum is returned to Ethiopia  after being stolen by the invading Italian army in 1937, 2005

Bulgaria and Romania sign accession treaties to join the European Union, 2005

The U.S. government 'condemns' international media outlets, including 'The New York Times' for publishing confidential files, 2011

The United Kingdom reopens its embassy in Somalia after 22 years, 2013

A fossil unearthed in China has been identified as a new pterosaur species; named Kryptodrakon progenitor, the fossil is the first of its kind to show traits of pterodactyls, giant flying reptiles, 2014

Microsoft becomes the third US firm to be listed with a market worth of 1 trillion, after Apple and Amazon, 2019

10 comments:

  1. Boudreaux is a smart one not giving out information, but he might be in trouble for not paying taxes.
    LOVE all the flowers and those flashes of white in the roiling clouds.

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  2. Wonderful photos and a funny Cajun joke. I like Boudreaux very much. Him be smart one for sure!
    You have some nice candidates for the hunt for pink at Life in Colour's blog.

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  3. Those flowers make one be so cheerful. Thank you, Mimi.

    God bless.

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  4. Boudreaux is in a heap of trouble. LOL Have a wonderful Sunday Mimi.

    Cruisin Paul

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  5. Another great Cajun joke, I really enjoy them!
    I couldn't help but smile when looking at those gorgeous flowers.

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  6. We've texted the wrong person a message about cat poop before! Those are sure pretty flowers.

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  7. That was a cute joke. Beautiful blooms too. You are an excellent mom to always be available to the kiddos. My mom always answers the phone and when she is at my house, she insists I at least check to see who is calling. :)

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  8. LOL @ the joke :-)

    What lovely flower photos cheered me up

    Have a bloomingtastic Sunday 👍

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  9. I don't pay taxes...where have I head that before! And I LOVE your flower shots! Thanks so very much for giving me hope for warmer weather! Have a marvellously happy day!

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