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It's time once again for a random and happy Tuesday, linking up with Stacy's Random Thoughts at Stacy Uncorked and Sandee at Comedy Plus.
I knew from checking the schedule the week before Carl has work every day this week, but things were eerily quiet when i arrived yesterday.
He was still showering, so i decamped to the laundry room to asses and to make sure i wasn't there if he came out of the shower without dressing first, which he sometimes does, especially if he doesn't know i'm there.
I found some work cut out for me.
When i did see him, the first thing he said was, "I had an oopsie. Tissue. Um..."
I took care of it, i told him. It happens.
He continued to the topic of church. He'd gone to a different church this weekend, and the pastor's topic was evangelism.
Carl's take away from that was, "It's not very comfortable."
Yep, it can be uncomfortable, sharing your faith. These days, it can sadly also be dangerous.
As he headed to the sink to brush his teeth, i handed him an apron and he put it on, and when i'd turned around, he'd already discarded it. Under ten seconds, a new record. I stopped him and got him to put it back on.
His next topic was something about noises worms make. I didn't know they make noise, but he saw something which makes him think they do. He says it sounds weird. I'll pass on looking that one up.
"It's getting hard," he said. What is? i asked. "Getting together with friends on weekends. You try to make plans...busy."
It's not easy being a grown-up, i noted. Everybody has jobs and stuff to do.
He enjoyed every bite of his breakfast as long as he possibly could, then rushed for the door, stopping over and over to pick up and try to tidy.
Shoo! i told him. Once i arrive, that's my job.
He shooed and i found myself not only picking tissue out of the washer, dryer, and clothes but finding it all over the floor, and even almost behind the furniture.
Carl has talent, you gotta admit.
In honor of weekend get-togethers that don't happen as often as we want when we grow up, some funnies.
Have a blessed and beautiful weekend, everyone!
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Today is:
Arbor Day -- China; Taiwan
Birthday of Wenchang Wang, the God of Literature -- China
Donkey Appreciation Day -- formerly celebrated, but the lowly donkey is no longer as indispensable as he was; if you share my fondness for beasts of burden, celebrate it anyway
Girl Scouts Birthday -- US
Kronprinsessans Namnsdag -- Sweden (Name Day of HRH Crown Princess Victoria, the Heir Apparent; an official flag day)
Lesser Eleusinian Mysteries -- Ancient Greek Calendar (three day festival, dates approximate; celebrates the marriage of Kore and Dionysos)
Martyrdom of Hypatia of Alexandria -- in 415, she was murdered for the three crimes of being intelligent, female, and pagan
National Baked Scallops Day
National Day -- Mauritius (anniversary of independence in 1968)
Organize Your Home Office Day -- Lisa Kanarek wants everyone to organize their home office on the second Tuesday in March; my response is: in one day! is she out of her mind!
Plant a Flower Day -- sponsored by the National Wildlife Federation; now's a good time to give wildlife friendly perennials a head start, starting them indoors if you have to
St. Gregory the Great's Day (Patron of choir boys, educators, masons, musicians, popes, schoolchildren, singers, stonemasons, stone cutters, students, and teachers; England; Kercem, Malta; Legazpi, Philippines; Montone, Italy; San Gregorio nelle Alpi, Italy; West Indies; against gout and plague)
note that Pope St. Gregory is also celebrated on Sept. 3, the date he was elected pope
Graekarismessa (Mass of St. Gregory) -- Torshavn, Faroe Islands (traditional day on which the oystercatcher, their symbolic national bird, returns)
Gregoru Diena -- Ancient Latvian Calendar (Gregory's Day, similar to Groundhog Day for weather prediction)
St. Seraphina's Day (Patron of the disabled and handicapped, and of spinners)
World Day Against Cyber Censorship -- sponsored by Reporters Without Borders and Amnesty International
Youth Day -- Zambia
Anniversaries Today:
Mick Jagger marries Bianca Perez Morena de Macias, 1971
Paul McCartney marries Linda Louise Eastman, 1969
Birthdays Today:
Frank Catalano, 1978
Aaron Eckhart, 1968
David Daniels, 1966
Darryl Strawberry, 1962
Marlon Jackson, 1957
Rob Cohen, 1949
James Taylor, 1948
Liza Minnelli, 1946
Al Jarreau, 1940
Barbara Feldon, 1933
Andrew Young, 1932
Edward Albee, 1928
Wally Schirra, 1923
Jack Kerouac, 1922
Gordon MacRae, 1921
Mustafa Kemal Atatürk, 1881
Simon Newcomb, 1835
Charles Cunningham Boycott, 1832
Clement Studebaker, 1821
Debuting/Premiering Today:
"Moses und Aaron"(Opera), 1954
"Fervaal"(Opera; d'Indy Op. 40), 1897
"Simon Boccanegra"(Opera), 1857
Today in History:
Martyrdom of Hypatia of Alexandria, philosopher, 415
Witiges, king of the Ostrogoths ends his siege of Rome and retreats to Ravenna, leaving the city in the hands of the victorious Roman general, Belisarius, 538
Orvieto, Italy, rules it will behead and burn Jewish-Christian couples, 1350
Jews are expelled from Syria, 1496
New Jersey becomes an English colony, 1664
The first steam engine in America installed, to pump water from a mine, 1755
Andrew Watson makes his Scotland debut as the world's first black international football player and captain, 1881
In Vicksburg, Mississippi, Coca-Cola is sold in bottles for the first time, 1894
The first main line electric train in UK, from Liverpool to Southport, begins running, 1904
The Girl Guides (later renamed the Girl Scouts of the USA) are founded in the United States, by Juliette Gordon Lowe, 1912
The foundation stone of the new Australian capital in Canberra is laid, 1913
Mohandas Gandhi begins 200m (300km) march protesting British salt tax, 1930
The Truman Doctrine is proclaimed to help stem the spread of Communism, 1947
The Church of England ordains its first female priests, 1994
Former Warsaw Pact members the Czech Republic, Hungary and Poland join NATO, 1999
Financier Bernard Madoff plead guilty in New York to scamming $18 billion, the largest in Wall Street history, 2009
The U.S. Census Bureau reports the world now has 7 billion people, 2012
JOGMEC becomes the first to successfully extract methane hydrate from seabed deposits, 2013
Research shows Chinese cites have decreased pollution by 32 percent on average in just four years, 2018
Tens of thousands of farmers from Indian state Maharashtra end protests over loan waivers, prices and land rights after promises from state officials and walking 167km to Mumbai, 2018
Researchers claim more births are resulting in twins than ever before in history, with almost 1 in 42 pregnancies resulting in multiples, 2021
I love Carl and you're the perfect person to take care of him. He's lucky to have you.
ReplyDeleteI love all the funnies about adulting. I enjoy it myself, but back in the day I could have used someone else to adult for me.
Thank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.
Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. Love and hugs, my friend. ♥
Carl is nothing if not thorough :D
ReplyDeleteLove your quotes on adulting ... if only we had known ...
Everyone can't wait to become and adult, but then you get there and it wasn't at all what you expecting. Adulting is hard.
ReplyDeleteCarl never fails to amaze! Those were fun funnies too!
ReplyDeleteCarl is quite a person. Like I said before, I have a wonderful daughter but she can be a little pain in the a## if you know what I mean.
ReplyDeleteCruisin Paul
You are Carl' s Angel ~ such loving care ~ and your funnies are wonderful ~ I can so relate ~ thanks,
ReplyDeleteIt is exhausting ~ lol ~ hugs,
Wishing you good health, laughter and love in your days,
A ShutterBug Explores,
aka (A Creative Harbor)
I've done that before- it sure does make a mess. SO true about the fitted sheet. I have a feeling you know how though. XO
ReplyDeleteWhen I was younger (pre-teen) and everyone around couldn't wait to grow up, I never wanted to. It happened anyway and I managed but a lot of the time I still don't feel like an adult.
ReplyDeleteJava Bean: "Ayyy, all those tissues on the floor, it looks like it does around here when Mama has a cold and she forgets to close up the trash so that I can't excavate it!"
ReplyDeleteMOL about the adulties...so funny😹Peachy did that papurr--err--work too yesterday, he never ever did that, but once must be the first time, huh😸Double Pawkisses for a Happy Day to all of you🐾😽💞
ReplyDeleteOhhhhh Carl! He's so very lucky to have you, that's for sure! And adulting is hard - can we get a refund? Loved all your funnies! :)
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