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It's time once again for a random and happy Tuesday, linking up with Stacy's Random Thoughts at Stacy Uncorked and Sandee at Comedy Plus.
The dryer balls have been coming and going lately.
Last Thursday when i cleaned the house, there were only four, whereas there were five the Monday before that. Yesterday, another turned up.
No, i cannot figure out where they hide. Unlike the ice packs, which he simply stashes any which way in the freezer, making them almost unusable for his cold vest. At least he puts those back in the freezer at all.
This week i also found two of his missing washcloths. They were in a shopping bag, he'd emptied the car again and he had them out there. No, there's no telling what he needed washcloths for in the car.
Carl has decided he likes to use the Shout Color Catcher sheets in his laundry, he's always concerned color from one item will get on another although all his clothing, that i can tell, is colorfast.
This means i can often now tell what clothes are clean by whether they have color catcher sheets stuffed in them, or in the middle of the pile.
When Carl got up, he said something about staying home and i asked if he had work. He said, "Well, um, yes, I asked to be scheduled off for today 'cause I work Friday evening..."
And did they give you the day off? i asked.
"Still thinking about it," he said cryptically, whereupon i told him to go to work so he doesn't get in trouble.
Later in the morning he explained they are not so much scheduling him to work evenings as he's volunteering to go in and work extra because they have no cart pushers for the evening shift this week. "And I never get it all done!" he said sadly.
Of course not, i told him, as long as there's a customer in the building, carts will be out, it's not about getting it done, it's about rounding them up enough people can find one when they come in. I also explained the constant need to round up more was his job security. He didn't look convinced.
His fridge was a study, but at least he'd made a sandwich.
He wanted to talk about his weekend, as always. "I saw The Last Supper Movie," he told me. "It was good..." at this point he said something about using flashbacks and the ending part which i couldn't quite get, but he finished with, "the guy who played the Roman Soldier part looked like the guy from Star Trek!" He laughed over the memory.
We were both in the kitchen, he getting breakfast while i was packing his lunch. He said something which sounded like, "Peas out there," but it could have been peace, with him you never know.
Then he talked about crows fussing at each other until the sky was full of crows, i believe it was a cartoon he'd watched and it amused him highly.
Carl had pulled out several boxes from the pantry, mostly cereal and his usual things but he also had a box of instant mashed potatoes on the counter. When i asked why, he simply said, "What potatoes?' They'd probably just been in the way of something else he wanted.
Then i noticed he had his food on top of the as yet unread newspaper. His long-suffering parents are accustomed to heaven knows what on the newspaper after he gets done with it, but this time i snagged it and set it aside, asking him to keep it clean so everyone could enjoy it.
"It doesn't seem warm!" he told me, and i responded the temperature was supposed to get up to about 90 degrees, so it would be warm, then i saw him put something back in the microwave. Once it was going again, he said, "I guess that means lots of sunscreen and lots of water?"
It certainly does, i told him and made sure i packed extra water in his lunch. Speaking of, i'd noticed his newest and cleanest ice chest he uses for lunches was missing. I later found it in the car, with everything but a lunch in it. It got cleaned out.
"Is hazelnut chocolate cream good?" he asked as he finished up his breakfast and heading for the sunscreen and everything else. I guess so, i said, and he showed me the back of the cereal box. It seems the big thing now is to show how you can jazz up your breakfast bowl with extras and one of them had a hazelnut chocolate cream as one of the ingredients.
Yes, i told him, that would be Nutella, and it makes everything taste better if you like the stuff.
After his last minute rush for gloves and the sunglasses he already had, he got out the door on time. Another successful week begun.
Time for some funnies.
Have a blessed and beautiful Tuesday, everyone!
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Today is:
Arita Ceramic Fair -- Arita, Japan (finest porcelain in Japan; during Golden Week until May 5)
Cheng Cheng Kung Landing Day -- Taiwan (anniversary of the landing in Taiwan of Ming Dynasty loyalist Cheng Cheng Kung to oust the Dutch colonists)
Feast of the Secret Masters -- can't find any real info on this one, and why should i if it's such a secret, but it is fun to think about
Fish Cleaning Night -- sponsored by David Letterman (it's okay if you don't have an audience, or Mariel Hemingway)
International Dance Day -- International Dance Committee of the International Theatre Institute (ITI), a UNESCO partner
National Adult Public Skipping Day -- because somebody out there either wants you to feel like a kid again, or make a fool of you
National Shrimp Scampi Day
"Peace" Rose Day -- an explanation of this name for the Rosa 'Madame A. Meilland variety
Remembrance of Victims of Chemical Weapons -- on the day chemical weapons were outlawed in 1997
Ridvan, Ninth Day -- Baha'i (one of the festival days on which work and school should be suspended)
Runic Half Month of Lagu (water) begins
Showa No Hi -- Japan (Showa Day, the birth anniversary of Emperor Showa, begins the Golden Week holiday period of four major national days, through May 5)
Solar Alignment at Teotihuacan, City of the Gods -- Teotihuacan, Mexico (the ritual cave opening aligns to the sunset on Aug. 12 and Apr. 29, the same horizon position of the setting of the Pleiades)
St. Catherine of Siena's Day (Patron of fire prevention, firefighter, nurses, nursing services, people ridiculed for piety, sick people; Europe; Italy; Theta Phi Alpha Sorority; Allentown, PA, US; Siena, Italy; Verazze, Italy; against bodily ills/sickness, fire, miscarriages, sexual temptation)
World Wish Day -- from the Make-A-Wish Foundation, marking the date in 1980 that local police let seven-year-old leukemia patient Chris Grecicius be an officer for a day, sparking the idea of the Make-a-Wish Foundation
Yom HaZiKaron -- Israel (Memorial Day; begins at sunset)
Zipper Day -- while i can't confirm it, the modern zipper was supposedly patented on this day in 1913
Anniversaries Today:
Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, marries Catherine "Kate" Middleton, 2011
Mike Nichols marries Diane Sawyer, 1988
Princess Irene marries Prince Carel Hugo de Bourbon Parma, 1964
Birthdays Today:
Andre Agassi, 1970
Uma Thurman, 1970
Carnie Wilson, 1968
Eve Plumb, 1958
Michelle Pfeiffer, 1958
Daniel Day-Lewis, 1957
Kate Mulgrew, 1955
Jerry Seinfeld, 1954
Nora Dunn, 1952
Dale Earnhardt, 1951
Johnny Miller, 1947
Zubin Mehta, 1936
Lane Smith, 1936
Rod McKuen, 1933
Robert Gottlieb, 1931
Celeste Holm, 1919
Tom Ewell, 1909
Hirohito, 1901
Duke Ellington, 1899
William Randolph Hearst, 1863
Oliver Ellsworth, 1745
Debuting/Premiering Today:
"Hair"(Musical), 1968
"ABC's Wide World of Sports"(TV), 1961
"Young Dr. Malone"(Radio), 1940
"There Shall be No Night"(Play), 1940
Roget's Thesaurus(Publication date), 1852
Violin Sonata No. 32 in B-flat major(Mozart K. 454), 1784
Today in History:
The Moors arrive at Gibraltar to begin their invasion of the Iberian Peninsula, 711
Joan of Arc arrives at Orleans to relieve the siege, 1492
Francis Drake leads a raid in the Bay of Cádiz, sinking at least 23 ships of the Spanish fleet, 1587
Eleven Dutch ships depart for the conquest of Peru, 1623
The Ming Dynasty occupies Taiwan, 1661
James Cook arrives at and names Botany Bay, Australia, 1770
The French Fleet prevents Britain from seizing the Cape of Good Hope, 1781
Peter Roget publishes the first edition of his Thesaurus, 1852
The "Elektromote" – forerunner of the trolleybus – is tested by Ernst Werner von Siemens in Berlin, 1882
Gideon Sundbach of Hoboken, NJ, receives a patent for the zipper, 1913
The North Sea floodgate at Ijmuiden, the biggest in world, officially opens, 1930
The telephone connection of England-Australia goes into service, 1930
The first U.S. experimental 3D-TV broadcast airs, and episode of "Space Patrol" shown over ABC affiliate KECA in Los Angeles, 1953
The first military nuclear power plant opens, in Ft. Belvoir 1957
A cyclone strikes the Chittagong district of southeastern Bangladesh with winds of around 155 mph, killing at least 138,000 people and leaving as many as 10 million homeless, 1991
Oldsmobile builds its final car ending 107 years of production, 2004
Syria completes withdrawal from Lebanon, ending 29 years of occupation, 2005
Economic losses mount and class action lawsuits are filed as the U.S. Coast Guard plans a controlled burn to remove spilled oil from the Deepwater Horizon disaster, 2010
The International Chemical Weapons Convention deadline for chemical weapon stockpiles comes into effect, 2012
German Measles is declared eradicated from North and South America, the first world regions to do so, 2015
The animated series “The Simpsons” surpasses the "Gunsmoke" 635-episode count to have highest episode count of any series on TV, 2018
A mile-wide asteroid, 1998 OR2, passes within 3.9 million miles of Earth, 2020
The world's longest pedestrian bridge (516 metres / 1,700 feet) opens inside northern Portugal's Arouca Geopark, 2021
The Bach Long (White Dragon) bridge opens in Moc Chau Island mountain park and resort, Vietnam, becoming the world's longest glass-bottom bridge, 2022
I imagine Carl keeps everyone he comes in contact with hopping.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the funnies. I did like the unwritten rules - and the ghost food.
Love the funnies. I like Nutella but I'm usually sick of it before the end of the jar, so I've stopped buying it.
ReplyDeleteHoly smokes, Carl sure does keep you hopping! I don't think I could keep up! - The fart joke is my favorite because who doesn't love a good fart joke? Lol. - Oh, Happy Anniversary to Prince and Princess of Wales, William and Catherine. I just love that little family. :) - Happy Tuesday, Mimi.
ReplyDeleteOh man, Thanks for the laughs. I should imagine Carl never getting his job done would be frustrating. Evening shifts sounds like a good idea here. But telling him about the job security a couple of times more might be better.
ReplyDeleteThanks for those funnies!
Great funnies. Thanx Mimi.
ReplyDeleteGod bless.
That Carl is really something and always something new. How you have enough patience every week is a true miracle!
ReplyDeleteYour conversations with Carl are always interesting. Mmm, I haven't had Nutella in a long time. Now, I want some! The last Grumpy cat meme made me laugh inside. I could laugh out loud because DH was still in bed while I scrolled through them. Have a giggletastic day!
ReplyDeleteHow does Carl get to work on time without you? I always wonder about that. He's a whirlwind of confusion and you read him perfectly. Good for you.
ReplyDeleteLove all the funnies. Laughter is good for the soul.
Thank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.
Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. Love and hugs, my friend. ♥
Carl's been keeping you busy once again! Great funnies!
ReplyDeleteLove your funnies. I used a bunch of El Arroyo also. Sometimes I want to show my housekeeper your information on Carl and maybe she won't think I am so terrible.
ReplyDeletecatch the red dot..!!
ReplyDeleteLove all the signs.
Hugs Cecilia
We always get a good laugh out of the El Arroyo signs. We love the Sunday/Monday one a lot.
ReplyDeleteCarl sure is busy guy, never a dull moment with him.
Woos - Misty and Timber
Such great funnies!
ReplyDeleteI find it amusing that Carl is worried about colors running when there are so many other things he could focus on. :) XO
ReplyDeleteOh Carl, you sure keep the Mimi busy! I enjoyed those funnies.
ReplyDeleteCarl certainly does keep you busy!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Carl knows how much we enjoy hearing about his life!
ReplyDeleteYou could work as a detective ~ you have great experience figuring out things for Carl ~ Awesome signs ~ laughter is so healthy for us all ~ hugs,
ReplyDeleteWishing you good health, laughter and love in your days,
A ShutterBug Explores ~ clm
aka (A Creative Harbor)
Java Bean: "Ayyy, are those dryer ball things good to play fetch with? Asking for a friend ..."
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