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It's time once again for a random and happy Tuesday, linking up with Stacy's Random Thoughts at Stacy Uncorked and Sandee at Comedy Plus.
Carl looked very concerned when i arrived yesterday morning.
When i see that much stuff crammed behind his TV, i know something is up.
"I'm late!" he said. "I don't know. The alarm..." he trailed off there, and later Ms. V and i checked his 3 alarm clocks, one of which has two alarm settings. All four alarms are set, one every five minutes, just so he has no excuses.
Well, i told him, you're up now, do you have your sunscreen on?
"Working on it!" he said, as usual, and i told him if he'd put it on now, it would be well absorbed and doing its job by the time he got to work. He went back in the bathroom, combed his hair, and then went to have breakfast.
There's just no telling what happened in his brain, but sunscreen was obviously not on the list.
He told me about a video he'd watched the evening before.
"It was two women pastors! I've never seen that."
I didn't bother to tell him it probably won't be the last time, either.
While he ate, i packed his lunch and checked the trunk of his car for his cold vest, ice packs, and etc. He had some of it out there, but i had to hunt up a vest and get the ice in it and put it out there myself. He's supposed to do that the night before, but i never count on it.
When he got back in his room after breakfast, three times he picked up another vest and went to start filling it with ice packs.
You don't have to do that, i explained each time. I already put one in the car. You're going to be late if you keep trying to do what i'm here to do.
I also try to tell him the same thing when i show up and he starts hurriedly trying to hang up clothes or tidy something. Once i'm there, he needs to leave it and just work on getting out the door.
Speaking of hanging stuff up, after i started the second load of laundry, i went to straighten up the closet and there were dirty clothes on hangers. I rushed them to the machine and got them in just in time to get washed. It was a lucky break.
He's also getting clothes stuck between the cushions of the chairs again. If he's complaining he can't find a particular favorite pajama top or bottom, i start searching the chairs.
How about some chair funnies.
Have a blessed and beautiful day, everyone!
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Today is:
Air Force Day -- US (declared by President Truman in 1947)
Anniversary of the Founding of Scouting -- first day of Brownsea Island Camp in 1907, where Robert Baden-Powell began Scouting
Armed Forces Day -- Lebanon
Emancipation Day -- Barbados; Guyana; Jamaica; St. Lucia; St. Vincent and Grendines; Trinidad and Tobago; Turks and Caicos Islands (Trad.)
Fast in Honor of the Holy Mother of Jesus / Procession of the Cross and Dormition Fast -- Orthodox Christian
Feast of Kamal (Perfection) -- Baha'i
Fiesta de Santo Domingo -- Managua, Nicaragua (patron saint; through the 10th)
Full Sturgeon Moon a/k/a Full Red Moon, Green Corn Moon, or Grain Moon
Native Wild Rice Harvest -- Northern Cree, Ojibwa, and Algonkian Native Americans (celebrated during the August full moon; if there are two full moons, it is during the second)
Nikini Full Moon Poya Day -- Sri Lanka (begins at sundown)
Raksha Bandhan -- CG, GJ, MP, RJ, UK, & UP, India; Nepal (the Hindu festival that celebrates the the love and duty between brothers and sisters)
Waso Full Moon -- Myanmar
Girlfriends' Day -- a day to celebrate the women who enrich your life
Harriet Quimby Day -- first woman to earn a pilot's license, this date in 1911
Hirosaki Neputa Matsuri -- Hirosaki, Japan (through the 7th, parade and purification ritual to rid the the town of future illness and bad fortune)
Homowo -- Ghana (a festival of thanksgiving and remembrance, among various groups of Ga peoples, all through August and September.)
Hot August Nights -- Reno, NV, US (celebrate cars and music of the 50's and 60's at the largest classic car and nostalgia event in the United States; through Sunday)
Imps Charity Scramble -- Fairy calendar (Do they scramble the imps, or do the imps scramble for something?)
Independence Day / National Day -- Benin(1960)
Kalends of August -- Ancient Roman Calendar; related observances
Feast of Spes (personification of hope)
Festival for Victoria (goddess of victory)
Lammas Day / Lammac Tide -- Christian, a Cross Quarter Day (called the Gule of August in Wales, and known as August Eve and Lady Day Eve)
Liberation of Haile Selassie -- Rastafari
Lughnassad / Imbolc -- Wicca and Pagan (based in the Northern Hemisphere on the Celtic Feast of Bread, beginning of the harvest season)
Minden Day -- British Armed Forces
Nagaoka Festival -- Nagaoka, Japan (through the 3rd, samuri procession, traditional music and dances, fireworks)
National Day -- Switzerland (where it is also called Swiss Confederation Day, when Switzerland became a single unit in 1291)
National Minority Donor Awareness Week -- US (bringing awareness to the fact that there are fewer minorities who are organ donors)
National Night Out -- US (sponsored by National Association of Town Watch, to heighten crime and drug prevention awareness)
National Non-Parent Day -- sponsored by The National Organization for Non-Parents and No Kidding!
National Raspberry Cream Pie Day
Parents' Day -- Democratic Republic of the Congo
Respect For Parents Day -- with information here
RSPCA Cupcake Day -- a fun and delicious way to raise funds to stop animal cruelty; it used to be held on a Monday in mid-August, but is now encouraged on any day you want to participate
Rounds Resounding Day -- sponsored by Rounds Resounding Society (Grab your friends and sing a few songs that go in rounds, like "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" and "Frere Jacques".)
Social Resistance Day -- North Cyprus
Spiderman Day -- he first appeared today in Amazing Fantasy #15, released Aug. 1, 1963
St. Alphonsus Maria de Liguori's Day (Founder of the Redemptorists, a/k/a Ligourians; Patron of confessors, final perseverance, moralists, scrupulous people, theologians, vocations; Pagani, Italy; Sant'Agata de' Goti, Italy; against arthritis, scrupulosity disorder)
World Breastfeeding Week begins -- International (the theme this year is "Step Up for Breastfeeding: Educate and Support")
World Lung Cancer Day -- International Association for the Study of Lung Cancer
World Scout Scarf Day -- wear your Scout Scarf in public today
World Wide Web Day -- what would become our current ability to waste time reading blogs and doing other fun stuff was begun as an idea at CERN during August back in 1990
Yorkshire Day -- Yorkshire, England
Anniversaries Today:
Colorado becomes the 38th US State, 1876
Birthdays Today:
Tempestt Bledsoe, 1973
Robert Cray, 1953
Giancarlo Giannini, 1942
Jerry Garcia, 1942
Yves Saint Laurent, 1942
Ronald Harmon "Ron" Brown, 1941
Dom DeLuise, 1933
Tom Wilson, 1931
James Hill, 1916
Herman Melville, 1819
Maria Mitchell, 1818
Francis Scott Key, 1779
William Clark, 1770
Debuting/Premiering Today:
M2(TV Network), 1996
"The Rush Limbaugh Show"(Radio), 1988
MTV(TV Network), 1981
Today in History:
The future Caesar Augustus, Octavian, enters Alexandria, Egypt, and brings it under the control of Rome, BC30
Japan sends Ono no Imoko to the Sui court in China as envoy, 607
The Swiss Confederation is formed with the signature of the Federal Charter, 1291
Ferdinand II of Aragon and Isabella I of Castile drive the Jews out of Spain, 1492
Henry Tudor, soon to be Henry VII, sails with his army to England, 1495
The first black Americans arrive in Jamestown, Virginia, 1619
Oxygen is "discovered" for the 3rd time, by Priestly, 1774
The Act of Union is passed in which merges the Kingdom of Great Britain and the Kingdom of Ireland into the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland, 1800
Slavery is abolished throughout the British Empire, 1834
First coast to coast automobile trip, from San Francisco to New York, is completed, 1903
The first Jeep is produced, 1941
Anne Frank makes the last entry in her diary, 1944
The United States and Canada form the North American Air Defense Command (NORAD), 1957
Israel annexes East Jerusalem, 1967
Peat cutters discover Lindow Man, Lindow Moss, Cheshire, England, 1984
CERN physicists begin discussing building what would eventually become the World Wide Web, 1990
Bulgaria, Cyprus, Latvia, Malta, Slovenia and Slovakia join the European Environment Agency, 2001
King Fahd of Saudi Arabia dies and is succeeded by Prince Abdullah, 2005
Buddhist treasures buried during the Mongolian Communist Purge in the 1930's are rediscovered in the Gobi Desert, 2009
Russia grants NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden one year of temporary political asylum; Snowden leaves Moscow's Sheremetyevo Airport, 2013
Two crowns and an orb from the Swedish crown jewels are stolen from Strängnäs Cathedral, Stockholm, 2018
Italian Gianmarco Tamberi and Mutaz Essa Barshim of Qatar avoid a jump-off by agreeing to share the long jump gold medal after tying on 2.37m at the Tokyo Olympic Games, 2021
The only thing I ever found down between the couch cushions is the remote after every time hubby declared one of the kids must have moved it.
ReplyDeleteLove the chair funnies.
Sadly I have several times found himself's fountain pen (with the lid off) stuffed under the couch cushions.
ReplyDeleteThe funnies really chaired me up.
ReplyDeleteGod bless.
Sometimes think my son in law might appreciate that "safe chair" LOLZ!
ReplyDeleteLove the cartoon about if the cat approves! That's real life, lol. Carl is a busy busy man before he even goes to work.
ReplyDeleteLOL, great chair funnies! Hope Carl got to work on time, what chaos to walk into when you first get to work.
ReplyDeleteI loved the chair funnies. I also have a semi clean/semi dirty clothes chair, but then, doesn't everyone?
ReplyDeleteCarl is such fun. You can tell him I love him and love hearing about him. He's my favorite whirlwind and I love it when he says I'm working on it.
ReplyDeleteLove all the funnies about chairs and love the safe chair. I want one.
Thank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.
Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. Hugs. ♥
Thanks for the early WFW. I might try it this week. By the way, where do you find so many cartoons on the same subject?
ReplyDeleteCarl day, the highlight of my week!. As for those funnies, I almost fell off my chair laughing!
ReplyDeleteThose are great funnies. Thank you for posting them.
ReplyDeleteWhat fun Carl had trying to confuse you LOL! Those were good funnies!
ReplyDeleteIt's amzing how Carl is having a great time with you all. LOL Mimi, you are a tremendous woman for all the work that you do.
ReplyDeleteCruisin Paul
Carl should be a door greeter at Walmart instead so he wouldn't need the sunscreen and the cooling packs. :) Nice bunch of funnies.
ReplyDeleteCarl and the chair 'funnies' are too funny ~ Wow!
ReplyDeleteWishing you good health, laughter and love in your days,
A ShutterBug Explores,
aka (A Creative Harbor)
Great chair funnies! The first one was my fave. The antics of Carl never fail to give me a smile.
ReplyDeleteI'm finally back in the land of the living! Ready to spend a little quality time catching up with my Mimi!
ReplyDeleteSo cute, Mimi! I love your patience with Carl. You always find something positive and entertaining in your encounters.
Love the funnies!!