One cute side effect of kitten colds is how they sleep; little mouths half opened and very soft snoring sounds coming out.
One not so cute side effect has been that it has turned 2 of them into what Miss Jan used to call "spaz monkeys." This is what happens when they get desperate to get the bottle into their mouths. They get very frantic and scratch out with their front claws, scrabbling at the bottle and the hand that holds it, panicking even when it is in their mouths. My hands are covered with tiny claw cuts.
Forrest is eating like she is trying to make up for lost time. The others had some trouble sucking yesterday, but are doing better already today. It took Forrest so much longer to recover, I'm surprised the others aren't having more trouble.
I will keep all of them on amoxi to make sure they don't get a bacterial infection on the heels of the virus, and Forrest still needs antibiotic ointment in her eyes. They all get the good bacteria daily and reglan if they have the runs. Other than that, maybe the worst is over. Because they cleared out two bottles this morning, and are working on a third, I tend to hope so.
In honor of national humor month, the story of the pastor's donkey:
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so
pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won
again. Upon finding out that it was the front runner in an upcoming third race, the local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS. This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
Finally, all joking aside, for those who believe, a Blessed Easter. He Is Risen!
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