Tuesday, December 31, 2024

But I'm Cold, a Random and Happy Tuesday Post

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It's time once again for a random and happy Tuesday, linking up with Stacy's Random Thoughts at Stacy Uncorked and Sandee at Comedy Plus 


My day started yesterday almost before it started, with a text from my client who lives across the street from Carl and family.


"Happy New Year!  Please tell Ms. V her porch light has been on since Saturday, probably by mistake."


Ms. S has lived across the street from Ms. V and crew since Carl was about 3 years old.  She knows how things go in that house.  They're great neighbors who look out for each other.


The usual drill commences when i walk in and see the mess in the laundry, this time with a twist.  Carl had some dirty clothes in the sink, so i grabbed the bundle and brought it to my staging area where i sort all the dirty clothes.  A short time later, going through them all, i was rather surprised to find a pair of Ms. V's skivvies mixed with his dirty clothes.


I know that wasn't on purpose, he's not that kind of Carl, and i also found some of Mr. L's, as well as socks belonging to both of them.  It just all got jumbled, so it all got washed together.


The whole time i was working in his room, i was getting a strong whiff of...something.  Not something unpleasant, but unusual for Carl's room.





Someone gave him a sachet of lavender.  He tore it.  It made itself known to the olfactories.  I cleaned it, put a piece of tape on the packet, and put it in his underwear drawer.  Anything which makes his clothes smell good is welcome.


Once Carl was up and showered and dressed, he seemed to want to talk about parties.


"There's a mansion..." he said.


I asked him what happened there and he corrected himself.  "Plantation!" he noted.


Again i asked what happened there. 


"A surprise birthday party," he said, and i noted the plantation homes were often rented for parties and weddings.


He nodded and then said, "There's a church party."


Oh, are you going? i asked.


"Have work that day...don't know what I'm going to do..."


Is the party after work? i asked.


"It can be..." he said.


I think it's a New Year's Eve party, and since he works the next day, he will probably have to stay home and go to the party his parents have.


Yes, Ms. V and Mr. L have a party, it is only for the neighbors, since Ms. V wants only people who can walk there to come so no one takes the risk of driving that night.


It starts at 6pm and everyone goes home by 9pm.  After all they are all over 65 and don't feel the need to be out late.


The weather has turned a bit cooler now and Carl was looking for his jacket as he was about to leave for work.  He'd left it in his car, which leads to a story Ms. V told me later that day.


Ms. V and company are members of the church my Sweetie and i attend, but they only watch online now as Mr. L is almost housebound and Ms. V hates to drive into town on the highway by herself.


She and Carl have been going on Sundays to a smaller church nearby so she can sing in the choir and he can go to the Sunday school class for people with special needs.  They are very good at understanding and dealing with Carl and others like him and nurture their spiritual growth while taking their differences into account.


Carl has been wanting to go to yet another church a bit further up the road, and his mother told him he could, and she thought he'd gone there this past Sunday while she attended the closer one.


Imagine her surprise when she sees him coming up the aisle wearing his bathrobe!


She quickly intercepted him and asked him, "Carl!  Why are you at church in your bathrobe?"


"I couldn't find my jacket and I was cold!" he said very matter of factly.


He was wearing his regular clothes under it, but you couldn't tell when the huge, long thick fuzzy robe was wrapped around him.


She told him he'd better find his jacket as he was most certainly not to wear his robe to work the next day.


It's cold, and it's almost a New Year, how about some funnies.

















I pray you all have a blessed and beautiful New Year's Eve.










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Today is:


Check Your Smoke Alarms Day


Feast of Sharaf (Honor) -- Baha'i


International Solidarity Day -- Azerbaijan and Azerbaijanis worldwide


Kwanzaa, Day 6, Kuumba (Creativity)


Make Up Your Mind Day/Procrastinator's Day -- you have to make up your mind


National Champagne Day


New Year's Eve -- a selection of related observances

     Allendale Tar Barrel Burning/Baal Fire Festival -- Allendale, England (locals burn out the old year by carrying burning tar barrels on their heads, then use them to light one huge bonfire)

     Feast of Father Time -- because he ultimately overcomes us all

     Festival of Yemaya -- Yoruba/Santeria (celebration of the mother of the sun and moon)

     Fire and Ice New Year's Eve Celebration -- Anchorage, AK (fire jugglers, ice carvers, fireworks, and more)

     First Night -- a non-alcoholic alternative to New Year's Eve

     Fravartigan -- Parsi Zoroastrian (celebration to honor the dead through the night)

     Gamlarskvold -- Icelandic traditions; cows gain human speech, seals take on human form, the dead rise, and Elves move house

                obtain gold from the Elves by sitting at a crossroads and waiting for them to pass

                Housewives greet the Elves by reciting the rhyme of protection

                        Let those who want to, arrive

                        Let those who want to, leave

                        Let those who want to, Stay

                        Without harm to me or mine

                Light a bonfire, and "blow out the year" with fireworks

     Harvest Day Celebrations -- Benin (celebration of the end of harvest season at the turn of the year)

     Hogmanay Day -- Scotland (Auld Year's Night)

     Japanese Observances (a few, at least)

          Joya no Kane -- Japan (ringing out the old year with temple bells; Buddhists believe humans are born with 108 worldly desires which are removed when the bells are rung 108 times)

          Namahge -- Oga Peninsula, Japan (devil appearing holiday; young men dress as demons and run through the town warning children to behave during the coming year)

          Okera Matsuri -- Yasaka Shrine, Kyoto, Japan (Sacred Fire Rite)

          Omisoka Day -- Japan (the second most important day on the Japanese Calendar; tomorrow is the most important)

     Noche de Pedimento -- Oaxaca, Mexico (Night of the Petition)

     Ritual for Iemanja -- Rio de Janeiro, Brazil (seaside rituals for the goddess of the sea and carnal pleasure, followed by a swinging party in the city and on the beaches overnight)

     Samoan Fire Dance -- Samoa

     Swinging the Fireballs -- Stonehaven, Kincardineshire, Scotland

     Universal Hour of Peace -- begins at 11:30pm your local time, welcome the New Year with peace

     Watch Night -- Christian

     World Peace Meditation Day (International observance of one hour beginning 12:00 PM GMT, focusing thought and energy on peace.)


No Resolution Day / Ditch the Resolutions Day -- if you don't want to, you don't have to!


Restoration Day -- Geneva, Switzerland


Seventh Day of Christmas


St. Sylvester's Day (Patron of Feroleto Antico, Italy; Poggio Catino, Italy) related observances

     Saint Sylvester's Day Celebrations-- Belgium, Germany, France and Switzerland

     Silvesterklause -- Urnäsch, Switzerland


St. Zoticus of Constantinople's Day (Patron of the poor; often titled Feeder of Orphans)


You're All Done Day -- sponsored by something i haven't been able to pin down online called The Long Haul Committee (and it's more like "all done in" if you are like me!)



Anniversaries Today:


Gregory Peck marries Veronique Passani, 1955

Rocky Marciano marries Barbara Cousins, 1950

Bette Davis marries Arthur Farnsworth, 1940



Birthdays Today:


Joe McIntyre, 1972

Nicholas Sparks, 1965

Val Kilmer, 1959

Bebe Neuwirth, 1958

James Remar, 1953

Donna Summer, 1948

Tim Matheson, 1947

Barbara Carrera, 1945

Diane Halfin von Furstenberg, 1945

John Denver, 1943

Ben Kingsley, 1943

Andy Summers, 1942

Sarah Miles, 1941

Anthony Hopkins, 1937

Odetta, 1930

Simon Wiesenthal, 1908

George C. Marshall, 1880

Henri Matisse, 1869



Debuting/Premiering Today:


The London Eye(World's Largest Ferris Wheel), 1999

"Lost in Yonkers"(Play), 1990

"Pirates of Penzance"(Comic Opera), 1879



Today in History:


80,000 Vandals, Alans and Suebians attack the Rhine at Mainz, crossing into and beginning the invasion of Gallia, 406

Byzantine General Belisarius completes the conquest of Sicily, defeating the Ostrogothic garrison of Syracuse, and ending his consulship for the year, 535

Ch'an monk Ho-tse Shen-hui interred in a stupa built in China, 765

James I of Aragon the Conqueror enters Medina Mayurqa (now known as Palma, Spain) thus consummating the Christian conquest of the island of Majorca, 1229

100,000 Jews expelled from Sicily, 1492

The British East India Company chartered, 1600

The first Huguenots depart France to Cape of Good Hope, 1687

A window tax is imposed in England, causing many shopkeepers to brick up their windows to avoid the tax, 1695

Rhode Island establishes wage & price controls to curb inflation: Limit is 70 cents a day for carpenters, 42 cents for tailors, 1776

Queen Victoria chooses Ottawa as new capital of Canada, 1857

The cornerstone is laid for Honolulu, Hawai'i's Iolani Palace, the only royal palace in the US, 1879

Edison gives 1st public demonstration of his incandescent lamp, 1879

Ellis Island (NYC) opens as a US immigration depot, 1890

Brooklyn's last day as a city, it incorporates into NYC (1/1/1898), 1897

Boers & British army sign peace treaty, 1902

The first New Year's Eve celebration is held in Times Square, then known as Longacre Square, in New York, New York, 1904

For the first time a ball drops at Times Square to signal the new year, 1907

The last San Francisco firehorses are retired, 1921

The chimes of Big Ben are broadcast on radio for the first time by the BBC, 1923

Dr R N Harger's "drunkometer," the first breath test, is introduced in Indiana, 1938

The farthing coin ceases to be legal tender in the United Kingdom, 1960

The Central African Federation officially collapses and splits into Zambia, Malawi and Rhodesia, 1963

The AT&T Bell System is broken up by the United States Government, 1983

All official Soviet Union institutions have ceased operations by this date and the Soviet Union is officially dissolved, 1991

Czechoslovakia is peacefully dissolved in what is dubbed by media as the Velvet Divorce, resulting in the creation of the Czech Republic and Slovakia, 1992

This date is skipped altogether in Kiribati as the Phoenix Islands and Line Islands change time zones, 1994

The European Exchange Rate Mechanism freezes the values of the legacy currencies in the Eurozone, and establishes the value of the euro currency, 1998

The United States Government hands control of the Panama Canal (as well all the adjacent land to the canal known as the Panama Canal Zone) to Panama, 1999

The official opening of Taipei 101, the tallest skyscraper at that time in the world, 2004

Italy's ban of plastic bags goes into effect, 2010

A ship abandoned by human traffickers who deliberately set it on a collision course with the Italian coast is brought to shore safely by the Italian Coast Guard with 900 Syrian refugees on board, 2014

A ban on the ivory trade in China comes into effect, 2017

WHO grants the Pfizer/BioNTech COVID-19 vaccine emergency authorization, paving the way for worldwide distribution, 2020

Queen Margarethe II of Denmark announces her plan to abdicate the throne on her 52nd anniversary of ascension, 2023

15 comments:

  1. Happy New Year.
    I like Carl's practicality and smiled at the funnies. Thank you.

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  2. I love the funnies, I think a bathrobe would be acceptable as long as it was clean. Like the long fur coats people used to wear.

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  3. Oh my gosh, that would be something to see Carl out in public in his bathrobe. It is never boring with him. He manages to always come up with something new to challenge the minds of everyone else.

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  4. I am one of those quirky people who love to make resolutions. This year, I'm keeping them small and doable. (Maybe)

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  5. I was cold ... I do get that, as I am also cold most of the time ... luckily I have no temptingly arm bathrobe ;)

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  6. Such an interesting Carl Day and I giggled about the bathrobe too! Fun funnies!

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  7. Love Carl and all the funnies. You always make me smile every Tuesday.

    Thank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.

    Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. Love and hugs, my friend. ♥

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  8. Carl is always busy ~ you are his angel ~ great funnies ~ have a lovely New Year's Eve ~ hugs, ^_^

    Happy New Year ~

    Wishing you good health, laughter and love in your days,
    clm ~ A ShutterBug Explores,
    aka (A Creative Harbor)

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  9. Happy New Year!!! And thanks for all the smiles you gave us, especially from the story about Carl and his bathrobe:)

    Woos - Misty and Timber

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  10. Okay, at least he was wearing something warm, not like some kids I know that were wearing "hip" clothing, but no jacket, because they had to look good. Eyeroll...
    And the farting snowflakes just made me burst out laughing!
    Cat

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  11. That is too funny about the robe. :) Happy New Year's Eve! XO

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  12. Carl and his bathrobe, he never fails to keep us amused! Really funny funnies too, excellent!

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  13. Lulu: "Lavender! We have lots of stuff around here that smells like lavender. You might think it's because of Mama, but actually Dada is the one who likes it."
    Charlee: "Hey I heard that Mama and Dada visited a plantation once when they lived back East! Supposedly it was haunted and if the ghost didn't like where her portrait was hung, she would knock it off the wall, so it always had to stay where it had always been ..."

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  14. Happy New Year! It's National Champagne Day? Yay! And thanks for the great stories and happenings today.

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