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Join us every Monday for Awww...Mondays. Post a picture that makes you say Awww... and that's it.
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Lulu was nosing behind the dog food bin and snapping up spilled kibbles. At first i passed it off, but after i picked up the bin to see how many kibbles were back there, i realized the bin had a hole in it and she was nudging it to make more food spill out!
She wouldn't turn around and let me get a good photo of her after i sealed the hole with tape and she couldn't keep helping herself to more food!
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Sparks is the brainchild of Annie of McGuffy's Reader, who wanted us to post something positive and uplifting at the start of the week. While she no longer blogs, i like to post an Inspiring Quote of the Week in her honor.
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Our dear friend Diane is taking a break
accommodations we must make
we miss her poetry and wit
so carry on as Poetry Monday's a hit!
Poetry Monday was started by Diane at On The Alberta/Montana Border. Charlotte/Mother Owl and i are keeping it going while she takes a blog break, we hope temporarily. Anyone else is welcome to join in the fun, just let us know!
This week the theme is Intention.
I read some funny lines
and it was not my intention
to offend anyone, but they're
too good not to mention,
So i turned them into haikus
for your perusing pleasure
but please don't be insulted,
they don't mean you in any measure:
Insulting you is
not my intention really
just a nice bonus
If your wife really
intends to learn how to drive
don't stand in her way
Pudgy one's intentions
to join a gym and get fit
never quite work out
It takes more than good
intentions to be organ
donors -- it takes guts
I hope my intention
wasn't confusing,
and wasn't insulting,
but just amusing.
(Based on jokes i read and not actually intended toward the audience now reading!)
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Future themes are:
Sept. 16 intention (Today!)
Sept. 23 teaching
Sept. 30 feedback
Oct. 7 shower
Oct. 14 island
Oct. 21 apple
Oct. 29 small
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Today is:
Anne Bradstreet Day -- Massachusetts, US (by Proclamation of the Governor of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts to honor Anne Bradstreet, America’s first poet, who is also recognized as the first published woman poet in the English language)
Cherokee Strip Day -- Oklahoma, US (anniversary of the last land run, in 1893, which opened Native American land to white settlers)
Collect Rocks Day
Eleven Days of Global Unity -- Day 6, Children & Youth (sponsored by We, the World)
Festival for Ra, Osiris, and Horus -- Ancient Egyptian Calendar (date approximate)
Independence Day -- Malaysia(1963); Mexico(1910); Nicaragua; Papua New Guinea(1975)
International Day for the Preservation of the Ozone Layer -- UN (commemorates the signing, in 1987, of the Montreal Protocol on Substances that Deplete the Ozone Layer)
International Love Your Files Week -- the week to make sure your filing system is working for you
International Women's Ecommerce Days -- supporting women's online business endeavours and buying power; through Friday
Jeans for Genes Week -- UK (convince your school or workplace to let you pay for the privilege of wearing jeans one day this week, with the money going toward research of genetic diseases)
Keiro no hi -- Japan (Respect for the Aged Day)
Martyrs' Day -- Libya
Mawlid an Nabi -- Islam/Muslim (Prophet's Birthday, began sunset yesterday; celebrated over the next several days, depending on which country)
Mayflower Day -- the ship left England on this day in 1620
National Cinnamon Raisin Bread Day
National Gymnastics Day -- US (sponsored by USA Gymnastics)
National Heroes' Day -- St. Kitts and Nevis
National Play-Doh Day -- unofficial; get some anyway and be a kid again for a little while
National Teaching Assistants' Day -- UK
Owain Glyndwr Day -- Wales
St. Cornelius' Day (Patron of cattle, domestic animals, earache sufferers, epileptics; Kornelimunster, Germany; against earache, epilepsy, fever, twitching )
St. Cyprian of Carthage's Day (Patron of Algeria, North Africa)
St. Euphemia's Day (Patron of Rovinj, Croatia)
St. Ludmilla's Day (Grandmother of St. "Good King" Winceslaus; Patron of converts, duchesses, widows; Bohemia; Czech Republic; against in-law problems)
Stay Away From Seattle Day -- yes, really
Stepfamily Day -- US and others who choose to recognize it (if you have stepfamily you love, celebrate it wherever you live)
originally founded as National Stepfamily Day in 1977 by Christy Borgeld)
Working Parents Day -- internet generated, enjoy if you are a working parent or have a working parent you want to thank
Birthdays Today:
Nick Jonas, 1992
Sabrina Bryan, 1984
Alexis Bledel, 1982
Amy Poehler, 1971
Marc Anthony, 1968
Molly Shannon, 1964
Richard Marx, 1963
Jennifer Tilly, 1961
Orel Leonard Hershiser IV, 1958
David Copperfield, 1956
Mickey Rourke, 1956
Robin Yount, 1955
Mark McEwen, 1954
Henry Louis Gates, Jr., 1950
Susan Ruttan, 1950
Ed Begley, Jr., 1949
Elgin Gay Baylor, 1934
Anne Francis, 1932
Peter Falk, 1927
B.B. King, 1925
Lauren Bacall, 1924
Janice Page, 1923
Allen Funt, 1914
James Cash Penney, 1875
Francis Parkman, 1823
Anthony Panizzi, 1797
Hildegard of Bingen, 1098
Debuting/Premiering Today:
"Frasier"(TV), 1993
"Miami Vice"(TV), 1984
"Logan's Run"(TV), 1977
"Bridget Loves Bernie"(TV), 1972 (first mixed marriage portrayed on television)
"Mannix"(TV), 1967
"Shindig"(TV), 1964
"The Outer Limits"(TV), 1963
"Broadway"(Play), 1926
Today in History:
The Massachusetts village of Shawmut changes its name to Boston, 1630
Handel's "The Messiah" premiers in Dublin, 1741
The Great Seal of the United States is used for the first time, 1782
Russians set fire to Moscow shortly after midnight – the city burns down completely days later, 1812
Slavery is abolished in all French Territories, 1848
The Cherokee Strip, in Oklahoma, is opened, making land available to white settlers, 1893
Roald Amundsen discovers the magnetic south pole, 1906
William Durant, carriage-maker, founds General Motors Corp., 1908
Juan Perón is deposed in Argentina, 1955
Malaysia is formed, 1963
Cape Verde, Mozambique and Sao Tome and Principe join the United Nations, 1975
Shavarsh Karapetyan saves 20 people from the trolleybus that had fallen into Erevan reservoir, 1976
An earthquake measuring 7.5-7.9 on the Richter scale hits the city of Tabas, Iran killing about 25,000 people, 1978
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines join the United Nations, 1980
The Montreal Protocol is signed to protect the ozone layer from depletion, 1987
The Pound Sterling is forced out of the European Exchange Rate Mechanism by currency speculators and is forced to devalue against the German mark, 1992
Mexico celebrates its 200th anniversary of independence, 2010
Denmark elects its first female Prime Minister, Helle Thorning-Schmidt, 2011
NASA scientists announce the discovery of a circumbinary planet - a planet the orbits two stars instead of one, 2011
The National Zoo in Washington, D.C., announces a successful artificial insemination as Mei Xiang gives birth to her second giant panda cub, 2012
The brain-eating amoeba, Naegleria fowleri, is found in tap water near New Orleans, the first time ever detected in the U.S. water supply, 2013
The cycling land speed record for men and women is broken by Denise Mueller Korenek, riding at 183.932 mph (296.010 kph) at the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah, US, 2018
Britain's Kew Gardens now holds the world record for the largest living plant collection (16,900) on a single site according to Guinness World Records, 2021
A massive rockslide in Greenland creates a tsunami wave in the Dickson fjord, setting of earth tremors for nine days, 2023
Lulu is a smart dog.
ReplyDeleteLoved your haiku.
Praying for your intentions. God bless.
ReplyDeleteBusted! She had a good thing going there until she was caught. Good thing you found the hole and got it patched.
ReplyDeleteLulu had good intention when she went looking for extra doggy kibble. I like your spark about good intention though and getting out there and making a difference. Sometimes I don't feel like I make any difference to anybody but maybe I do and I just don't know it.
ReplyDeletePoor Lulu lost her kibble buffet LOL! That's a good Spark and fun poems too.
ReplyDeleteAs a native Okie I believe I am obligated to celebrate Cherokee Strip Day. Oklahoma became a state just 14 years after the last land run.
ReplyDeleteI think maybe National Guacamole Day should be combined with National Chips & Salsa Day...whenever that is. Have a blessed week.
Lulu: "Hmm, an automatic kibble dispenser? I wonder if we can score one of those ..."
ReplyDeleteLulu is a cutie pie. Love pups and kitties.
ReplyDeleteLove your Sparks. That's how I lived my life.
Thank you for joining the Awww Mondays Blog Hop.
Have a fabulous Awww Monday and week. Hugs. ♥
LuLu ~ you are one smart doggie ~ sweet photos of you ~ Great 'sparks' too ~ hugs,
ReplyDeleteWishing you good health, laughter and love in your days,
clm ~ A ShutterBug Explores,
aka (A Creative Harbor)
Smart woofie!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if that brain eating amoeba is still in the New Orleans water system? How did they find it I wonder and do they still test for it? I vaguely remember when that was reported. Can't imagine how it ever got there!
ReplyDeleteLulu that sounds like something Frodo would do!!!
ReplyDeleteLulu is a clever girl. Nice sparks and fun poetry. :)
ReplyDeleteThe Haikus are very good. Lulu is a clever girl.
ReplyDeleteI like Lulu - liked your poems too!
ReplyDeleteHehe - insulting poems disguised as Haiku. I love them. I think I know the perfect victim :D Thanks.
ReplyDeleteLulu is so cute.
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