Tuesday, September 17, 2024

All Wet In Every Way, a Random and Happy Tuesday Post

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It's time once again for a random and happy Tuesday, linking up with Stacy's Random Thoughts at Stacy Uncorked and Sandee at Comedy Plus 


Carl has the week off.


I found this out after i arrived and as i went to wake him to go to his sleep chair, he popped out of his bedroom and said, "Nap, then Camp Sunny Day."


The local parks run a special day camp, year 'round, for special needs adults.  There's a weekly fee, but since he had the week off, he wanted to go and Ms. V was all for it, it gets him out of the house.


First things first, though, dental floss.  Which i had to remind him to remove from the rest of the roll.  We keep trying to tell him picking it up, pulling some out and leaving it attached, using it and then not cutting it off and throwing it out is unsanitary.


Ask Carl if he cares.  He does not, unless someone is watching.


Then send him to nap, and i can start sorting clothes.


Cleaning towel in the underwear drawer.  Pickings of underwear were slim.


Almost no work clothes (summer stuff) was hanging up.

Oh, there it all is!



Cleaning cloths Ms. V was supposed to deal with last Thursday ended up all over including in his underwear drawer and almost everything he owned was a mess,  he'd used every towel.  Why? i asked him.


"It was wet last week.  I got called in on days off, and busy...and then I went to splash day at the park.  That was fun!"


You spent the whole week trying to stay dry at work and then went to splash day on the weekend? i asked him.


The sarcasm is lost on Carl, but when i pointed this out to Ms. V, she hooted.


Okay, so he wants a nap before he goes to Camp, which starts at 8am, and it's now almost 7am.  Yes, he does, and he did, so we set the timer for 22 minutes.


He came into his room at the ten minute mark to look for his phone, credit card, and the paper with the Camp website on it so he could register.  The phone was in the kitchen, the paper on his night stand, and we located the card in his wallet, which was found in the pants pocket of the dirty pants on top of the laundry pile.


Once he left with those things, i continued sorting and cleaning and got a load going.  He couldn't get registered and asked for help, and i asked how he'd done it before.  He doesn't remember.  I could not find a place on the website to actually sign up, and suggested he go over there and ask them, he might be able to register for the week in person.


Carl decided he needed breakfast before his nap and he'd try again later to figure out how to register.  Breakfast was eaten, and he napped, came in to his room for some Beano, napped, ate more, and i finally asked him if he was going to fritter the whole morning away.


"Nope, it's time now," he said and got in the shower.


Once he got out and was getting ready, he wanted to talk.  "What's the temperature?  It might be too hot for this shirt?"


We checked the temps, and he switched shirts while i pulled more dirty clothes from under the bed.


"They had grape juice at church yesterday."


I looked at him quizzically and he said, "For communion."


Of course, i noted, many churches do that as you don't want children drinking wine, or to set an alcoholic off on a binge, and some people just can't have wine for meds they are taking or other reasons.


"There was a girl and she was doing this, um," here he stopped to tap out a rhythm on the counter.  "Rhythmic praise, they called it.  And the pastor spoke about, um, I think it was draw near the Lord and he will make your paths straight...something like that..."


He paused, then went on.  "Saw a video on an old civilization up between India and Pakistan...it looked petrified, which was weird...lots of theories about why...but no one knows..." he trailed off and got his shoes and socks on.


Then he continued, "There's one about the connection between a Mesopotamian civilization and Ukraine, wonder what that's about..."


Having not seen any of these videos, i was in no position to comment beyond, "how interesting" or "is that so."


He finally left, after Mr. L brought his phone, card and papers back in his room.  That's when i got the majority of the work done, managing to shift the clothes into four loads when i usually do three and it probably should have been five.


He got back as i was about to mop.


What happened? i asked.


"Never got to sign up," he said.


Did you go over there an try?


"Well, there's lunch, and I needed more toothpaste, and I want to work out..."


We put away his purchases including more toothpaste and i disposed of the packaging, then he went to find his mother.  She was on her morning walk around the block, so he went to walk with her and i waved as i drove away.


In honor of our wet week, some funnies, and a couple of Maxine's Crabby Road comics for good measure.

















Have a blessed and beautiful Tuesday, everyone!








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Today is:


Birthday of Crown Prince Tupouto'a 'Ulukalala -- Tonga


Citizenship Day -- US


Eleven Days of Global Unity -- Day 7, Women (sponsored by We, the World


Feast of Hathor -- Ancient Egyptian Calendar (date approximate)


Full Harvest Moon a/k/a Full Corn Moon/Indigo Moon/Wise-Crone Moon (with so much food ripe for gathering, harvesting can go on well into the night by the light of the hugely full Harvest Moon)

     Binara Full Moon Poya Day -- Sri Lanka (began yesterday evening)

     Chusok -- South Korea (Harvest Moon Festival; began yesterday, through the 20th; a harvest festival and day to give homage to the ancestors and celebrate family)

     Han'gawi -- North Korea (Harvest Moon Festival; through the 21st; a harvest festival and day to give homage to the ancestors and celebrate family)

     Navajo Sing Festival -- Navajo Native Americans festival in thanksgiving for the harvest, begins at the full moon and goes on for one week 

     Taw Thalin Full Moon -- Myanmar

     Zhongqiu Jie / Chong Chao -- China; Macau; Taiwan (Mid-Autumn Festival or Moon Festival, the birthday of the earth god T'u-ti Kung, celebrating the harvests, family, and eating moon cakes, matchmaking, sky lanterns, Fire Dragon Dances, and more)


Fundacion de Melilla -- ML, Spain


Get Ready Day -- US (help your community, workplace, or school to get ready for disasters or emergencies)   


Indra Jatra -- Kathmandu Valley, Nepal (the biggest religious street festival in Kathmandu, celebrating of the founding of Kathmandu, with several days of chariot processions, masked dances, and tableau; today is the municipal day off for the festival)


International Country Music Day


National Apple Dumpling Day


National Heroes Day -- Angola


Niketeria -- Ancient Greek Calendar (date approximate)


Opening of Parliament -- Netherlands (holiday in The Hague)related observance

     Prinsjesdag -- Netherlands  (technically translates "Prince's Day;" the day Parliament opens and the reigning sovereign, now King William-Alexander, gives the Speech from the Throne and the Minister of Finance proposes next year's budget)


Operation Market Garden Remembrance -- Netherlands


Stigmata of St. Francis' Day


St. Hildegard von Bingen's Day (author of treatises on natural healing and the first musical composer whose biography is known)


St. Lambert's Day (Patron of Middelaar, Netherlands)


Time's Up Day -- created by Wellcat Holidays; time's up on holding that grudge, you need to make amends with people today, since you aren't guaranteed a tomorrow


VFW Ladies Auxiliary Day -- anniversary of founding in 1914


Zhong Qui Jie -- China (mid-Autumn festival)



Anniversary Today:


The Constitution of the United States is signed, 1787

American Professional Football League (later the NFL) founded (a/k/a the Swallowing Up of Weekends), 1920




Birthdays Today:


Patrick Mahomes, 1995

Chuck Liddell, 1969

Kyle Chandler, 1965

Rita Rudner, 1956

Cassandra "Elvira" Peterson, 1951

John Ritter, 1948

David H. Souter, 1974

Ken Kesey, 1935

Maureen Conolly, 1934

Anne Bancroft, 1931

Roddy McDowall, 1928

George Blanda, 1927

Hank Williams Sr., 1923

Chaim Herzog, 1918

Warren E. Burger, 1907

Jerry Colonna, 1904

John Willard Marriot, 1900

Andrew "Rube" Foster, 1879

Baron Friedrich Von Steuben, 1730



Debuting/Premiering Today:


"Home Improvement"(TV), 1991

"Head of the Class"(TV), 1986

"M*A*S*H"(TV), 1972

"McMillan and Wife"(TV), 1971

"Mission: Impossible"(TV), 1966

"Bewitched"(TV), 1964

"The Fugitive"(TV), 1963

"Car 54 Where are You?"(TV), 1961

"Outward Bound"(Play), 1923



Today in History:


The Battle of Thermopylae, fought between 300 Spartans, led by their king, Leonidas, and the Achaemenid Empire begins, BC480

Arabs conquer Alexandria, and destroy its library for the last time, 642

Netherland sailors discover Mauritus, 1598

Massachusetts Bay Colony gets a new charter, 1691

Presidio of San Francisco is founded in New Spain, 1776

US Constitution is adopted by the Philadelphia convention, 1787

Sprinkler system for extinguishing fires is patented by Phillip W. Pratt, 1872

The Wright Flyer flown by Orville Wright, with Lieutenant Thomas Selfridge as passenger, crashes killing Selfridge, who becomes the first airplane fatality, 1908

The first transcontinental airplane flight, from New York to Pasadena, is completed after 82 hours 4 minutes, 1911

The Okeechobee Hurricane strikes southeastern Florida, killing upwards 

of 2,500 people, the third deadliest natural disaster in United States history, behind the Galveston Hurricane of 1900 and the 1906 San Francisco earthquake, 1928

The Canadian steamship SS Noronic burns in Toronto Harbour with the loss of over 118 lives, 1949

Television is first broadcast in Australia, 1956

Malaysia joins the United Nations, 1957

Bangladesh, Grenada and Guinea-Bissau join the United Nations, 1974

The first Space Shuttle, Enterprise, is unveiled by NASA, 1976

The Camp David Accords are signed by Israel and Egypt, 1978

Vanessa Williams becomes the first black Miss America, 1983

Estonia, North Korea, South Korea, Latvia, Lithuania, the Marshall Islands and Micronesia join the United Nations, 1991

The first version of the Linux kernel (0.01) is released to the Internet, 1991

Fourpeaked Mountain in Alaska erupts, marking the first eruption for the long-dormant volcano in at least 10,000 years, 2006

A drill finally reaches the 33 Chilean miners trapped after the Aug. 5 Copiapo mining accident, 2010 

In an attempt to curb child marriages, Indonesia raises the legal marriage age of females to 19, the same as males, 2019

Seventy years after they were declared extinct in India, cheetahs are re-introduced to India from Namibia at the Kuno National Park in Madya Pradesh state, 2022

13 comments:

  1. I wonder whether Carl will get to camp this week?
    How I would love some rain.
    Thanks for the funnies.

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  2. I wonder whether Carl will get to camp this week?
    How I would love some rain.
    Thanks for the funnies.

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  3. Love the rain funnies. Maybe Carl should have registered last week? I hope he gets to go to camp.

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  4. We had so much rain all spring and summer, those funnies reminded us of that. To be Carl would make life so easy, never a care in the world but really, we would not want to be him. It is crazy what a mind can do or not do for people.

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  5. I really enjoyed my weekly dose of Carl! Great funnies too!

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  6. You take good care of Carl ~ you are an angel ~ sorry about all the rain ~ great funnies, though ~ hugs,

    Wishing you good health, laughter and love in your days,
    clm ~ A ShutterBug Explores,
    aka (A Creative Harbor)

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  7. You're so wonderful with Carl. He's lucky to have you. He's also great blog fodder.

    Love all the funnies. It rained just a bit yesterday. We were hoping for more.

    Thank you for joining the Happy Tuesday Blog Hop.

    Have a fabulous Happy Tuesday. Love and hugs. ♥

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  8. You truly have the patience of a saint.

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  9. You should write a book, Adventures in Carling. Love those funnies.

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  10. I love the funnies, especially the Maxine ones. Those are great.

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  11. We could use some rain here but not like they got in NC. Maybe this weekend they say - we will believe it when it actually happens. Poor Carl, poor you - sounds like a very crazy, mixed-up day for both of you.

    Woos - Misty and Timber

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  12. Java Bean: "Ayyy, there seems to be some kind of problem with getting the rain evenly distributed these days!"

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  13. Wow, I admire your patience!
    The funny with the village idiots gone global made me laugh. Thanks!

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